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Slow motion wreck
> 75% of all car accidents happen within five miles of home.
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> And 95% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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It depends upon what your definition of home is.
Considering I have yet to sell Condo Conner, I guess technically it could
still be considered home.
And I was less than 100 yards away.
As you drive along 35^th Street to Condo Conner (it's hardly a street—more
like an extended parking lot) there's a section where it opens up and you can
continue straight or bear to the right; the street more or less opens up into
a parking lot with an island in the middle. I tend to bear right as it's a
bit quicker than going around the island to the reserved parking spot for
Condo Conner.
Along the right side of this curve are a series of parking spots so you end
up driving quite close to the back sides of cars. We just cleared an SUV
(Sports Utility Vehicle/Silly Useless Vehicle) when Spring screamed. As a
passenger she tends to do that when she feels an imminent collision between
my car (Lake Lumina) and another object, moving or stationary it doesn't
matter. And when she screams in fear of an imminent collision between my car
(Lake Lumina) and another object, moving or stationary it doesn't matter, I
immediately slam on the breaks to stop the car and spend the next minute or
so wondering what Spring is screaming about (since obviously I didn't see an
immiment collision between my car (Lake Lumina) and another object, moving or
stationary it doesn't matter). I'm not blaming Spring for this reaction by
the way; I would probably scream too durring an immiment collision between my
car (Lake Lumina) and another object, moving or stationary it doesn't matter.
“That car almost backed up into us,” said Spring. I'm looking around trying
to figure out what's happening. “Oh no,” she said. “I think he's going to hit
us.” I'm still floundering like a beached flounder.
Crunch.
Scream.
Sigh.
The man was still oblivious to a large Chevy Lumina behind him and had
continued backing out.
The passenger back door has a large dent. The Accident Investigator issued no
citations, as he deemed no one at fault due to the SUV being in both our
light of sights.
Sigh.
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