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                      Facility in the Middle of Nowhere

> When we moved here, we asked Lou what our address was. He said it was
> simple: “Mr. And Mrs. Planetmort, Facility in the Middle of Nowhere, CA
> 91023.” In fact, since we are our own zip code, you could actually address
> mail to me “Planetmort, 91023,” and I'd get it. (I know; I've tried it.)
>

Middle of Nowhere, 91023 [1]

It does [2] seem to exist, according to MapQuest [3], and it's near or on,
Mount Wilson in California.

What a cool name for a place to live. Heck, it sounds like a cool place to
live, where you can basically make up any form of address. Hmmm, I wonder if
a postcard were addressed to “Sean Conner, 33066-2408,” would it get to me?

Probably not.

But I think I have a name for our new place: Facility in the Middle of
Nowhere. Has a nice ring to it.

[1] http://www.hissyfit.com/hissyfits/2002_02_01.shtml
[2] http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?zoom=5&mapdata=jZ2g%2b%2fXW8V98lya%2bkU7g7urcuko7g5mi%2fSSycwSCbuL0nRwfrBpaA4%2b1JbANr%2fSSEuSP9%2bFIz%2bXv6mjY%2bR5OW2WK%2bmvK6o5iN8LqlH86hYVTkMItX0XZQFWJDhZ2aNxaNsL9ssAJoYiZzkkKkmJk27RLt%2b31W6NG3VH1TNdNAjSJxCyCV0V111M9r%2fdaA6%2fM71bSCg1kVexQltdYXYojl%2fGKJt2D0bdoJA84KYaiYi8uZAHQAeuIYax74FtXPcILoBWZNUHjCs5%2fLufYyEG%2bybtnvF%2bQFFVeFTeoiSRAArw1V0X0yV1t6lxVC8LRCDVe
[3] http://www.mapquest.com/

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