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                              Requiem for a Fish

Survivor, a gold fish that survived a 1,200 mile trip south in a Tupperware
container over several days, finally sucumed to an unknown disease today. He
was found by his owner's boyfriend on his side wedged in between the side of
the bowl and a statue of Neptune. He is survived by his owner Spring Dew [1]
and her cat, Spodie. He will be missed by all who knew him.

Memorial service and burial times to be announced.

[1] http://www.springdew.com/

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