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Resumés
Spring [1] and I were talking about resumés this morning. She's agreed to
help a friend rewrite his and we were going over our own respective ones. I
told her that originally, mine had as the objective: “To obtain gainful
employment to satisfy my friends' inability to deal with me not working.”
She countered that her original objective was “to gain a convincing front of
employment to obscure my acquisiton of wealth in the drug trade.” Not that
she's actively in the drug trade! It's a joke. Ha ha.
Laugh damn it!
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