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          Scenes from a Gas Station Deli between 3:35 am to 3:45 am

The deli clerk behind the counter is working on Cute Girl's [1] subs when he
wanders off for about ten minutes. I presume to handle the alcohol purchases
of Tipsy Girl. [2] He eventually makes his way back and starts on another
sub.

“Uh, excuse me,” said Cute Girl. “I'm not done with that sub yet.” She points
behind the counter to another sub. The guy doesn't seem to understand. “I'd
like some banana peppers on that sub.” He stands there. “I'm not done with
that sub. Banana peppers. That sub!” He finally clues in.

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2000/11/16.2
[2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2000/11/16.3

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