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Computer Art anyone?
Ring.
Ring.
“Salvation Army, can you hold?” I don't have enough time to answer before I'm
put on hold. Several minutes go by. “Salvation Army, may I help you?”
“Yes, I'd like to donate some old computer equipment,” I said. I have a ton
of old computer equipment I'd like to get rid of. About a dozen monitors
(mostly monochrome or CGA), a dozen or so PCs (of XT or 286-AT class) and
some other miscellaneous equipment I've accumulated over the years.
“Is this an office?”
“No, it's a private house.” I swear I could hear the person on the other end
blinking in disbelief. “I have some older equipment I want to get rid of.”
More blinking. “Can you pick it up?”
“Are they usable as home computers? If not, then we'll just throw them away
and that actually costs us money.”
Interesting question. The monitors work. Most of the PCs work but are large
and bulky. About the only thing you can run on them is MS-DOS, maybe up to
version 3.3 or so. Throw Procomm or Qmodem and they'll make decent, if bulky,
terminals. But who ya gonna call, eh?
“Probably not,” I answer.
“Okay. Thanks for calling.” We hung up.
Maybe painting the whole lot gold and selling it as art on eBay [1] is the
way to go.
[1]
http://www.ebay.com/
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