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                               Mild Mild Wreck

My friend Mark, [1] Jeff and I watched Wild Wild West [2] (or as I like to
call it, “Mild Mild Wreck”). If you turn your brain off it's not that bad,
but it wasn't worth the price of admission (and I paid the price of admission
when it came out).

Seeing it on DVD, we played around with some of the features of the set Mark
has after the movie. Mostly we zoomed in on Salma Hayek. Paused on Salma
Hayek. Zoomed and paused on Salma Hayek. Ah, Salma Hayek. What can I say?
Possibly the best part of the entire film.

Okay, the best part of the film.

[1] http://www.conman.org/people/myg/
[2] http://us.imdb.com/Title?0120891

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