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                              A Real Conspiracy?

So I come across the The Jenni Show, [1] which uses RealVideo as one of the
formats. It's intriging enough for me to take the effort to install RealVideo
on my system. Or rather my roommate's system, as he has a soundcard and I
don't. [2]

So I go to Real Video [3] and oh, there's the latest version, only $29.95.
Not sure if I'll actually get $29.95 worth out of the program, but the point
is moot: they only cater to Windows. Okay, a token gesture to the Mac, but
Windows. Window Windows Windows. Marsha Marsha Marsha!

Sigh.

I do find an older version (version 5! Current is 7. What happened to six?),
download it and try it out.

The codec for this video was not found on your system, please upgrade. [4]

Followed by:

File compression not supported. Cannot locate the requested RealAudio
decoder. [5]

Mind you, this was trying to load up the supplied welcome.rm file that came
with the distribution! Grr. But I suppose that's to be expected. But why the
non-support of Linux? It's not like they never supported it before, so why
the lack of it now? Could it be the current version of RealVideo isn't all
that portable? Or could it be something else?

Well, they lost a sale with me, my roomate, [6] and my friend. [7] Not like
they care though.

As you probably can tell, I'm not using Windows, nor a Mac. What I am using
is Linux with an older window manager. The latest ones are just too …
cluttered … for my tastes. Twm is too plain for my tates, while 9wm [8] is
way to Spartan for my taste.

[1] http://www.thesync.com/jennishow/
[2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:1999/12/07.2
[3] http://www.real.com/
[4] gopher://gopher.conman.org/gPhlog:1999/12/07/a.gif
[5] gopher://gopher.conman.org/gPhlog:1999/12/07/b.gif
[6] http://www.tragic-smurfs.com/
[7] http://www.conman.org/people/myg/
[8] ftp://ftp.cs.su.oz.au/dhog/9wm

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