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Stardate: 20210407.2242
Location: Gamma Quadrant
Input Device: LCARS Console in Fen-Torward
Audio: HVAC System of the USS Nostradumbass, Kardassian Karaoke
Visual: Egh'gnogg, the female Klingon's awful rendition of, "Boom!
I Got Your Boyfriend"
Emotional: Concerned
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An unidentified distress signal has led to the discovery of what
appears to be the remains of the USS Lololz, not far from the
Bizarron wormhole in the Gamma Quadrant. Among the remains was the
data storage array for the ship's computer. Unfortunately, a
majority of the ship's log was non-recoverable except for a fragment
of the captain's last log entry.[1] The captain can be heard
ordering the crew to abandon ship behind a strange rumbling sound.
The array has been sent to engineering for further processing and
analysis.
May Zod rest their souls.
[1] USS Lololz: Captain's Last Log
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