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| zine | |
| July 19th, 2019 | |
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| I'm going to make a zine. | |
| SDF said they were going to do one last year and I volunteered to | |
| contribute, but it seems like nothing came of it. So, what the | |
| hell, lets get our zine on. | |
| Are you unfamiliar with zines? A zine is a small-circulation | |
| self-published work of original or appropriated texts and images, | |
| usually reproduced via photocopier. (Thanks Gopherpedia) [0] They | |
| were really big in the early 90s. They also went digital and there | |
| was a whole Usenet alt for them at one point. Here, check out | |
| a famous hacker one. [1] | |
| [0] Zine | |
| [1] Phrack | |
| I've got some ideas around this zine, so let me blast you in the | |
| face with some awesome. | |
| 1. Issues will be published in entirely arbitrary times. I'm not | |
| going to make this a regular thing, and I'm not promising | |
| you'll see an issue number 3. | |
| 2. The format is mutable. You may get a PDF for one, a weird | |
| side-scrolling website for another, or a weird port listener | |
| interactive experience [2] that fails to meet any common | |
| definition. | |
| [2] Allegra | |
| 3. There will be a theme to each issue. The glue that binds it all | |
| together will be the theme (and possibly horse parts). Expect | |
| wild takes on the theme, possible nonsense. | |
| 4. It must be community driven. | |
| Here's where you come in! See, I want to put it all together | |
| and have fun and stuff, but I don't want to create 100% of the | |
| weird crap on my own. So, I figure I'll announce the theme and | |
| give you guys a way to contact me if you're interested in | |
| contributing. | |
| In fact, lets just cut to that part right now. | |
| The yet-to-be-named zine will have its inaugural issue soon. If | |
| you'd like to be a contributor, it's easy! Here's what you do: | |
| - Contact me via email. You can find my addresses in the About | |
| page on this gopher hole [3]. | |
| [3] About me! | |
| - Tell me that you want to contribute something. You don't need to | |
| tell me what it is you want to contribute. I don't care what | |
| format it is in, whether it's words or art or music or a dance. | |
| I don't care if you're cutting out cardboard creatures and | |
| snaping pics of them doing naughty shit. If it fits the theme, | |
| go to town. | |
| - Meet the deadline. I'll set a date when I need stuff by. Gimme | |
| access to whatever you've done by then or I'll assume you flaked | |
| out again, Jeff. | |
| - Let me know if you want to be identified, or how you want to be | |
| identified for your work. | |
| - Bask in the glory. Seriously. This is a requirement. No sitting | |
| back and gracefully accepting praise is allowed. You MUST bask | |
| in the glory. I'll be watching. | |
| So, what's the theme of this first issue, already? What format | |
| will it take? When's the deadline? What other questions can I ask | |
| as I type out this phlog because I'm stalling while I try to make | |
| a decision on the fly? Who else expected that I knew these answers | |
| before I started this post? Did anyone really expect me to have | |
| a well thought out plan here, or is it obvious this is coming out | |
| of my butt right now? Is my internal monologue-turned-gopher-phlog | |
| making you smile at least? | |
| The theme is... | |
| HAMMER | |
| Yep, Hammer. What sort of Hammer am I talking about? Is it the | |
| former M.C.? Or maybe the tool? Or the sport? Or maybe the | |
| weapon!? Or maybe it's the part of a gun you cock (teehee). Or the | |
| tiny bones in your ear. Or maybe it's something else entirely. I'm | |
| not saying! You figure it out, suckas. | |
| As for the format of the first zine... that depends on what sort | |
| of shit I get back. I'm not telling you, so you can go off the | |
| deep end if you want. I'll just have to deal with whatever comes | |
| in. | |
| Again, absolutely ANYTHING is okay to submit if it fits the theme | |
| in any way. If you have a stirring and deviant fursona fanfic of | |
| Logan's Run that you've been dying to share, then find a way to | |
| make it about HAMMER and you're in. If you want to draw me | |
| a picture of a HAMMER, cool. Maybe you have a really good | |
| technique for keying in MORSE? That arm thingy is kinda like | |
| a HAMMER, right? Be creative, be technical, be personal, be | |
| awesome. | |
| Also, I'm not censoring anything here. If you have stuff that's | |
| wildly inappropriate, bring. it. on. | |
| So, when's the due date? Hmmmmm.... | |
| Tomorrow! | |
| no. not really. | |
| That sounded fun in my head, but it would be idiotic. | |
| Let's go with... | |
| August 31st. | |
| Got it? That's just over a month to put together something, | |
| anything, that can be shoved into a weird-ass package and put out | |
| into the intertubes. Once I get all the shizzle, I'll make | |
| something fo-rizzle. Capice? | |
| Now, my minions, GO FORTH AND CREATE! (and also email me if you're | |
| doing something so I know that this is gonna work). |