How to make an easily concealable bong from a Mag-Lite:
Written 2-21-02

You will will need a big mag lite and a few basic tools.
This bong looks exactly like a working Mag lite until you
remove the top. The bowl is under the top. The mouthpiece
is inserted into the switch hole, and the carb is opposite
the mouth piece and down about 2inches.

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        |_______|  <-- end cap


materials:
       1 mag lite
       2 part epoxy
       silicon sealent
       legnth of bycicle brake cable
       drill
       1/2 metal pole
       hammer
       pliers
       duct tape
       half a brain


1.  unscrew the end cap and the lens deal. unscrew the bulb retainer
       and remove the bulb.

2.  hammer on the bulb holder while pushing in the switch. use the
       pole and the hammer to tap dwn the whole bulb holding switch thing
       until it falles out the bottom of the mag-lite.

3.  remove the rubber ring on the end cap and coat the threads with epoxy.
       screw this bak on to the light

4.  remove the spring from the switchnbulb assembly and also the small metal
       cap and discard.remove the bulb holder from the assembly and invert
       the cup. poke a bunch of small holes in the cup. coat the treads on
       the bulb retainer with epoxy and screw onto the bulb holder. This is
       the bowl. coat it in epoxy up to the line and push it back into the
       assembly to the line. clean the excess epoxy.

5.  remove the switch from the switchnbulb assembly. drill a 3/16" hole in the
       bottom of the switchnbulb assembly and epoxy in the brake cable. cut
       the cable so it will reach to the bottom of the mag.

6.  coat the switchnbowl assembly in epoxy and putin to the mag like from the top.
       the points up, stupid. tape any holes in the bowl and coat with the
       silicone.

7.  drill a hole opposite the switch hole and 2 inches down for the carb.

8.  rip the reflector out of the lens deal and screw over the bowl.

9.  make some kind of mothpiese to fit the switch hole. (this should be removeable)

10.  fill it with water up to an inch below the carb. remove lens deal, insert
       mouth piece. pack the bowl and have a smoke. (wait for the epoxy and shit
       to dry)