SUBJECT: YOUR CO-WORKER COULD BE A SPACE ALIEN               FILE: UFO3062






              YOUR CO-WORKER COULD BE A SPACE ALIEN, SAY EXPERTS

                           here's how you can tell

                             by: Michael Cassels
                              National Inquirer

   Many Americans work side by side with space aliens who look human - but
   you  can  spot  these visitors by looking for  certain  tip-offs,   say
   experts.

   They listed 10 signs to watch for:

   1. Odd  or  mismatched  clothes.   "Often  space  aliens  don't   fully
      understand the different styles,  so they wear combinations that are
      in bad taste, such as checked pants with a striped shirt or a tuxedo
      jacket with blue jeans or sneakers," noted Brad Steiger, a  renowned
      UFO investigator and author.

   2. Strange diet or unusual eating habits. Space aliens might eat French
      fires  with  a  spoon or gobble down large amounts  of  pills,   the
      experts say.

   3. Bizarre sense of humor.  Space aliens who don't  understand  earthly
      humor may laugh during a serious company training film or tell jokes
      that no one understands, said Steiger.

   4. Takes frequent sick days. A space alien might need extra time off to
      "rejuvenate  its energy,"  said Dr.  Thomas Easton,  a   theoretical
      biologist and futurist.

   5. Keeps  a  written or tape recorded diary.   "Aliens  are  constantly
      gathering information." said Steiger.

   6. Misuses everyday items.  "A space alien may use correction fluid  to
      paint its nails," said Steiger.

   7. Constant questioning about customs of co-workers.  Space aliens  who
      are  trying  to learn about earth culture might ask  questions  that
      seem stupid, Easton said.

      "For  example,  a  co-worker may ask why so many Americans picnic on
      the Fourth of July," noted Steiger.

   8. Secretive  about  personal  life-style and home.   "An  alien  won't
      discuss  domestic details or talk about what it does at night or  on
      weekends," said Steiger.

   9. Frequently talks to himself.  "An alien may not be used to  speaking
      as we do, so an alien may practice speaking," Steiger noted.

  10. Displays  a  change of mood or physical reaction when  near  certain
      high-tech  hardware.  "An alien may experience a mood change when  a
      microwave oven is turned on," said Steiger.  The experts pointed out
      that  a  co-worker would have to display most if not  all  of  these
      traits before you can positively identify him as a space alien.




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