Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: More Seminars for Women
In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff,
the male staff has created a set of courses for females of
all marital status. The following courses will be offered:
General Education:
GE101: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges
GE102: Checkbook Balancing (formerly "Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic")
GE103: How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One
GE104: How to Parallel Park
GE105: Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity
GE106: Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps
GE107: Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap Opera
Home Economics:
HE101a: Over-Laundering - Why Clothing Wears Out Prematurely
HE101b: Over-Vacuuming - Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely
HE101c: Over-Dusting - Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely
HE101d: Over-Washing - Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely
HE102: How to Avoid Spending Money You Don't Have (formerly "How
to Cut Credit Cards in Half")
HE103: Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome" (formerly called "How
Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?")
Interpersonal Relationships:
IR101: How to Say "No" With Kindness and Appreciation
IR102: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy
Watching Roller Derby
IR103: Submission - a Biblical Perspective (prereq: SE101a or b)
IR104: Marriage - The Number One Cause of Divorce
IR105: Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly "Keeping Your
Personal Problems from Ruining Everyone Else's Life Too")
IR106: Understanding Men's Revulsion to Tampon Commercials
(formerly called "We Know What That Little 'Plastic Applicator'
is REALLY For!")
Sex Education:
SE101a: How to Say "Yes"
SE101b: How to Say "No" But Mean "Yes"
SE102: Sex - It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore
SE103: Who Belongs on Top and Why
SE104: Lingerie - The Gift that Keeps On Giving
SE105: Sexual Alternatives for "That Time of the Month"
(formerly titled "Any Old Port in a Storm")
SE106: Foreplay (not a required course, for extra credit only)
