Ok guys...first,there has to be a bell telephone station near you or someone
close to your heart......
The best type to look for is known as a "VAULT" if you have seen one you know
why it is called just that... it has four walls, no windows, and most likely a
digital combination lock.
NEEDED EQUIPMENT
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1:Sneakers(in case of cops)
2:Sheet of paper w/excuses if caught
3:Clean garbage bag(several)the ones you find in the dumpster reek like all
hell
4:One flashlight(good batteries)
5:Dark(possibly camouflage)clothes
6:A friend(trustworthy not a wimp)
7:One bottle of j.d.(just for the hell of it)
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LIST OF EXCUSES
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1:I forgot murder was against the law
2:I was lost..
3:I was hungry
6:Needed a place to sleep
5:Why not?
6:Lost something in the garbage
7:Needed wallpaper
8:Fuck off and die
9:Read me my rights first
10:It's the new fad..garbage pursuit
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BE PREPARED FOR...
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1:An immediate unforseen departure from the premises(w/the stuff!)
2:Zandar's law...for every piece of inorganic garbage there is an
equal and substatially worse smelling piece of organic shit!
3:Your friendly neighborhood cop
4:A shower when ya get home
5:A lot of garbage
6:Potholes and ditches that you never knew existed
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WHAT TO LOOK FOR
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1:Anything that looks dead...
2:Anything that looks like a computer printout(or manual)
3:Hardware(with a lot of luck)
4:Police(look do not find!!)
5:The garbage area
6:An escape route
7:An obscure and well hidden stash area as well as an obscure
approach
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WHAT NOT TO DO
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1:Get caught
2:Panic
3:Leave any sign of your presence
4:(clean the damn place up)
5:Make noise
6:Have more than two people
7:Forget where you live
8:Do not go to the near by restaurant or bar for a quickie
9:Do not do it in the daytime
10:Throw anything back just because you aren't sure what it is...
(chances are it is worth all the more 'cause only telco employees
can understand it)
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We believe that if you follow these instructions you too can screw over BELL
w/a little luck and half a brain................
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as a final note,find out when your local sanitation co. picks up the garbage
and go the night before.. also,if the bell place nearest you incinerates its
garbage forget it!
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written by:
zandar zan
&
the boogyman
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insinerates its garbage forget it!
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written by:
zandar zan
&
the boogyman
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