*Modem Love* (to the tune of David Bowie's "Modern Love")
By Danny Zablishinsky
I catch myself sometimes
But things don't really change
I'm lurking in the dark
But I never enter /BYE
But I try
I try
It's not like real life
It's just the power to /TALK
I'm broke just from CB
But I never enter /BYE
But I try
I try
Never gonna fall for
Modem love bytes beside me
Modem love hypnotizes
Modem love gets me to CB on time
CB time terrifies me
CB time makes me party
CB time puts my trust in credit cards
Credit cards re-posess me
Credit cards disconnect me
Credit cards don't believe in modem love
Never gonna fall for
Modem love...
[Thank you for downloading this file and helping to ruin your credit ratings.]
--Danny Z. (M, 18)
