(A "quickie", so to speak)
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A note from our esteemed founder Abraxas: WildFire was in health class joking
about masturbation when the teacher just stopped her lesson and turned all
eyes on WildFire. She said "Since you enjoy talking about it so much, why
don't you write a report on it and read it for the class tomorrow?" Well, this
is his report on masturbation that he read to the class. He had us laughing
for hours.
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Masturbation is a natural occurence is a male's life. It allows for
the release of sexual frustration and tensions that can accumulate during a
school day or in any activity one can participate in. It helps curb such
violent sexual crimes like rape, molestation, and sexual harrassment. It can
also act as a sedative calming the participant, relieving he/she of all
tensions, worries, and sentiments. I believe that masturbation should be
allowed in all forms of public transportation, public bathrooms and
pools/spas, to further enable this natural and beautiful part of humans to
become more acceptable to the public.
VOMIT Index
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Vomit 1..................................................................Intro
Vomit 2....................................... Part 1 of "Quest of the K-rads"
Vomit 3...........................................................Masturbation
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Smack Smack Jizz Jizz. Oh, what a relief it is.
