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                     The Easiest, And The Fastest,
                           Way To Become A,
                             K-RAD HACKER

                             Written By:
                              SUiCiDAL


       So ya wanna be a K-Rad Elite Hacker, fast eh?! Well I got your
       solution right here.

       First, if ya wanna be a K-Rad Hacker, ya gotta have a cool alias.
       So fiddle around for a bit and think of some cool grusome names,
       and stuff. If your really dumb and still can't think of one. Get
       a list of some elite users and pick a username. You could either
       keep the name or look it up in thesaurus and find a name which
       means the same thing and may even be cooler than the actual
       alias you chose it from. Another way is to just scan through the
       dictionary, or various books. I've found that going to your
       local Book/Comic store helps and scan through all the comics for
       names and I'm sure you'll find a cool one. If ya look at the elite
       users, there are lots with names like Xavier, Wolverine, etc.

       Ok, now ya got your alias. The first thing ya gotta do, is find a
       list of elite boards. Call everyone up and apply. Make up some crap
       and make yourself look like your awesome. Like when ya get to the
       infoform, put all this bullshit down, like when it asks ya to list
       what bbs's your on, put all the best ones ya know, and be sure to
       include the areacode. So when your passed lieing your way through
       the infoform, write some crap about yourself to the sysop about
       how you know how to hack vmb/vms/vax/unix/pbx/internet and that you
       know what the fuck your doing, and say that your hacking one of them
       right now. Generally, the sysop would believe ya, cause it's not like
       he actually gives a fuck about ya.

       When your done calling a hundred boards or so, ya gotta wait for
       about 3 - 7 days, not unless you get in touch with the sysop from
       the matrix if you page and ya kiss his ass to get on. But, between
       the 3 - 7 day time period, call up the boards and check if ya get
       access. On the boards you get access too, go chat with the sysop
       and kiss his butt and stuff (he might raise your access and leach
       level :)). After that read the messages and post in nets replying to
       messages. Make up some mumbo jumbo just to keep the conversation
       going and to make it look like you actually know what the hell your
       talking about. Everyone will see ya and reply back to ya. All of
       a sudden you'll have a reputation, you'll meet other K-Rad Hackers
       and you'll have access to tons of hacking texts and utilities and
       other various files.

       Now use these files to explore the hacking world. Soon you should
       be into internet and exploring the depths of Datapac, Vaxs, Unix's,
       etc. Be sure to exchange your information in order to get more in
       return.

       You are now a K-Rad Elite Hacker! Enjoy! And remember who made you
       this K-Rad Hacker! Maybe even post me a message thanking me! :)