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                Louis Puccio - President, Infolist. Author.

                New update! Now includes game demo disks
                """"""""""" and free magazine.



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    Thanks for selecting this shareware file!
    This listing has something for virtually all computer users.
    'CompuFreebies' is a valuable source of free promotional
    items, information, product/technical help, and many other
    things for computer users. Names and descriptions of
    everything offered are included and is very easy to use. A
    major computer monthly - PC SOURCES - has reviewed an earlier
    registered version of 'Freebies' in their April '91 issue New
    Products section. The magazine staff felt it would benefit
    their readers and was carefully considered among hundreds of
    new products. This is not a novelty or gimmick item to be
    thrown away or used up.

    The resources offered here, knowledge gained and contacts
    made will continue to be helpful for years. This is one of
    the few shareware products that offers much more value in
    material items and learning opportunity than the price paid.
    Our registered version (described later in detail) is the
    largest centralized source of demo-disks and free
    computer-related items in the U.S. available on disk. This
    file you have now has 2 parts. The first part lists companies
    offering general free items. The 2nd part lists companies
    offering 10 free videos.

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    (c) COPYRIGHT 1992. LOUIS PUCCIO. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. This
        file, FREEBIES 3.1, may be copied freely by anyone
        (EXCEPT onto electronic bulletin board systems) provided
        that no changes are made to this text file. Make as many
        copies as necessary. Price not to exceed $9.00 per copy.

HOW IS THIS TEXT FILE ORGANIZED

    All companies offering free items are organized by software
    categories.  In each software category (word processing,
    database, desktop publishing, games, magazines, spreadsheet,
    etc.) you'll find a company offering a free item.

ABOUT ACTUAL SOFTWARE. (Get yours right now!)

    The category - 'actual software' lists companies that give
    away free software. Most will work for at least 30 days - and
    some for an unlimited time. This is the 'real thing!' You
    actually receive software which can be used. No features are
    disabled. You install it on your computer just like regular
    software you would pay for. All software listed in this
    category is not disabled and has full features.

    As our thanks for reading this long documentation we've
    included a listing for a company that will send free
    software. Please see the 'Actual Software' category on page
    7.

ABOUT DESCRIPTIONS USED HERE

    Descriptions used here are a general guide and not meant to
    be a comparison or evaluation for any product. Some
    descriptions are shorter only because the software is complex
    and could not be easily described, such as an engineering or
    scientific program. If you're seeking any good program it
    would be best to request the demo disks for all programs (if
    more than one is listed) within that category and compare. Do
    not be guided mainly by brief descriptions in deciding on the
    best software. Good decisions are based on as much good
    information as possible. I decided against writing a
    paragraph or so for each item as it would basically be unfair
    to the company (a good software feature might go unmentioned)
    and still not provide enough information for users to go
    ahead and purchase it. Nothing less than a side-by-side
    comparison of all software in each category, such as the
    major magazines do, would be fair. Even those studies must be
    carefully studied by the user. Descriptions here are used
    mainly to help in asking for the free item.

AUTHOR AFFILIATION


    Author of this shareware file is not employed by any
    companies listed here or in any other listing available
    from Infolist. Author has absolutely no interest or gain in
    promoting any particular company. All company names, product
    names, trademarks, etc. are property of the respective
    companies.
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    <<<<< BEFORE CONTACTING COMPANIES, PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING.>>>
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HELPFUL SUGGESTIONS

    The following will give good results in using this list.
    When someone answers the phone when contacting any company,
    the following short 'speech' is recommended:  "I'd like to
    receive product information about _______" (name of free
    item). If you've reached the switchboard operator you now
    will be: 1) transferred to sales, marketing, or product info.
    dept. or, 2) someone will take your name and address and send
    the item. Often the phone operator will quickly transfer you
    to some other area if you ask something about their product
    that sounds complicated. It's important, then, to quickly say
    you only want something mailed. This might often prevent a
    call from being transferred or placed on hold. If you're
    still transferred to another dept. you may have to start all
    over and ask, "I'd like to receive product information
    about_____ (name of item)". After a conversation with the
    company representative, when appropriate, mention the
    following:

    "Please include a demo disk (or other free item) also."  This
    is better than quickly asking only for the item right away.
    Sometimes you might be asked, "Where did you hear about our
    product." You can reply, "From Infolist software catalog."
    Often you may not speak to a sales rep. as many companies are
    large so they have many people that just mail out literature.
    Companies are more than happy to send product information.
    They will send a demo, video, booklet, seminar registration
    etc. to any individual or company and sometimes will ask
    basic information such as your company name, address,
    department, and other things. Do not be concerned about being
    pressured to buy. You can say that you'd like a demo for now
    and will call back after reviewing it. Most companies do not
    call again, I've found. You can, if you like, let them know
    what you think of the demo, information or whatever else you
    receive. In fact, they would be very happy to hear from you
    and perhaps there are other 'extras' which can be made
    available later on. It's a good idea to listen to the sales
    or marketing representative as you can learn some good basic
    information about the computer industry, computer products in
    general, etc. as well as their product. I've found them to be
    very informed.  However, if you're too busy you can quickly
    ask to have (whatever) sent and after reviewing it you'll
    call back. They may ask what use you plan to make for the
    software. One suggestion is to say you'd like the demo disk
    for evaluation for your own or company's use. Any item can be sent
    to your home address (ATT: your name). This may be faster than
    using your company address. You can still use a company name.

    Near the phone number in many listings you may see, 'Press 1,
    then 2.' You can press 1 as soon as you're connected and hear
    the recording. Then quickly press 2 once you hear the
    beginning of another recording. If you feel you might have
    reached the wrong area call again and this time listen to the
    entire recording. The company may have changed their phone
    directory. Once you get an actual person, follow the same

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    instructions in the above paragraph. Usually, items will
    arrive very quickly. If not, after 15 days you can call
    again. To keep track, it's a good idea to note the date
    called and the date item was received. Also write down
    company contacts. Soon you will have a listing of helpful
    contacts and friends within the industry. Everything on this
    list is currently available however, free promotions don't
    last forever. But to make sure that an item is truly not
    available you can try the following:

    Call in about a half hour and request the item again to make
    sure. Perhaps when you called the first time you may have
    reached someone who didn't feel like filling out a form or
    thought that the offer expired. In some rare cases you might
    have come across a company that sends demos or other free
    items only if a specific advertisement or magazine is
    mentioned. If this happens, call again (it shouldn't happen
    but I mention it just in case) but do not repeat what was
    said the first time. You can mention that you heard about
    their product from any computer magazine, you're unsure
    where, or anything else you can think of - you happened to
    jot down their phone number a while ago but forgot what
    magazine. Also try reaching a company representative that
    handles some other region of the country.

    Phone numbers may change and there may not always be a
    recording mentioning the new number (rarely happens). Try
    calling 800 555 1212 (toll free 800 # information) or regular
    directory assistance. You can always try the company's long
    distance number. Read on for phone tips and tricks.

COMPATIBILITY

    All demo disks listed here will work with IBM compatible
    personal computers unless otherwise noted. Demo disks will
    work on virtually all PC's.

SOME NEAT PHONE TRICKS.

    (Can be used in trying to reach any company you will ever
    call - not just those listed here!)

    In choosing companies for this listing, I made sure that
    anyone calling would not have any inconveniences or
    aggravation. If a company placed me on hold too long or
    transferred me too many times, or for whatever reason the
    free item was not easily obtainable, I did not include that
    company here. But I thought I'd mention some telephone tactics
    which might be helpful for those who spend a lot of time on the
    phone.

    If no 800 # is listed here, the company doesn't have a
    toll-free no. Each company was checked thoroughly for any 800
    no. Try calling 800 555 1212, directory assistance before
    dialing a long distance no. There might be a toll-free no.
    available. However, you needn't worry about this as only one
    of the companies listed here has no toll free number. If,
    however, you ever need to find more than one 800 number for a
    company, write down the company names and ask toll free
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    information for a few numbers at one time. Compuserve also
    has a free area for finding toll free numbers for any
    company.

    When calling any company (not only those listed here) long
    distance and you're paying for the call, as soon as someone
    answers, quickly ask if they have an 800 number. If they do,
    you can quickly hang up and call right back. Often, some
    companies may not have their 800 number listed in their own
    name. For example, a company you see advertised may have a
    parent company. The 800 number may be listed in that parent
    company's name. Others may not want the general public to use
    their 800 number to keep costs down.

    In order to properly route calls to the sales rep. or dept.
    handling your region, many large companies will quickly ask
    (maybe before you've had a chance to say much!) where you're
    calling from, name, zip code, etc. After you hear the first
    question quickly interrupt and say that you only want product
    info mailed. Sometimes this will speed things up and they
    will take your name and address right away and send the item.
    Other times you will be transferred to some other area. But
    what happens if you get a voice mailbox, the phone just rings
    or you're told that "no one is available?" You can do the
    following:

    Try calling back again in a few minutes. This time say that
    you're calling from some other part of the country. For
    example, if the first time you mentioned that you called from
    California and got a voice mailbox or were on hold too long,
    the second time you call say that you're calling from
    Michigan. You will then be transferred to the sales (or other
    company representative) for another part of the country. They
    naturally will assume you really live or work in that area.
    If asked how you happened to "get here to my extension or
    dept." you can say that the call was misdirected somehow but
    while you're on the phone, can you please mail the item.
    Later you can call back and speak with the regular sales rep.
    that handles your region. Or, you can say that you're now
    travelling in that area but mail the item to your business
    address.

    I've done all the above and it does work.

HOW TO AVOID BEING PLACED ON HOLD

    If placed on hold after dialing an 800 no. you might want to call
    again right away. The 2nd time (or even the 3rd or 4th!) you'll
    most likely not be placed on hold. You'll most likely reach
    another operator that's not so busy. Your time is too
    valuable to be placed on hold! Sometimes you may ask someone
    a question and they are taking much too long. Someone else
    may have more experience and will find the answer more
    quickly. If you reach a recording asking you to press a
    number on your touch tome phone, pressing '0' will often
    transfer you back to a human voice, even if the company's own
    recording does not mention this. When leaving a message on a
    voice mailbox by pressing '#' you'll usually hear some
    options. Often the company's own recording may not mention
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    this. You can then save your message using the right number
    on your touch tone pad. Otherwise the message might be lost
    (not common but why take chances) if you just hang up. After
    saving you can then press 0 and be transferred to another
    area - all without having to redial and possibly be placed on
    hold. This should not happen when requesting any items here,
    however, I included it just in case.

ABOUT TECH SUPPORT PHONE NUMBERS

    Toll-free tech support phone numbers are listed here right
    next to their regular phone number. Tech support departments
    for companies without a toll-free tech. support number listed
    may be reached by calling the long distance number. But call
    their 800 number listed first to make sure. Tech. support
    should be able to answer just about any question and help
    with problems using the company's product. However, speak
    with marketing, sales or customer service first.

FOR MORE THAN ONE DEMO OR FREE ITEM

    If you have many computers, PC's or workstations, you can
    mention this and ask if they will send the desired amount all
    at once.

CONTACTING COMPANIES BY MAIL

    You can always write to request anything. Include the
    following in a letter: Your name, address, phone and name of
    software demo (or other items) you want.

    Always include your phone number so they can verify the
    correct mailing address if necessary. If you really don't
    want to be called, mention that there is no phone at your
    location. If you have a hard time getting through by phone
    you may want to write. Also, if you've called a few times and
    the item is unavailable, you can try writing as a last
    resort. However, I would recommend telephoning the company
    whenever possible.

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*** If anyone knows of a company that offers demos or other items
    and would like to be listed in future updates please send a note
    with appropriate info. ***


   If you'd like a specialized version of this file made
   to fit your particular needs please contact us. We can change
   the text or format.


AUTOMATIC 'LIST' PROGRAMS

    The reason why there is no 'list' program that automatically
    lists this documentation on your screen is that word
    processors offer many advantages. People are familiar with
    their own word processors and can format the margins and
    other information in this file easily. Adding a 'list'

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    program adds more complexity and there is a chance that it
    may not work on 100% of all computers. Some may want to print
    certain sections of this file. This is easy with your word
    processor. A list program may not have the right printer
    set-up. You would have to use 'print screen' from your
    keyboard - not easy if you have many pages!




















              THE FOLLOWING LISTINGS MAY NOT BE ADDED
              TO OTHER 'FREE' TYPE LISTINGS FOR RESALE.
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     COMPANIES SORTED BY PRODUCT CATEGORY:    (42 Categories Total)


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              ACCOUNTING
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COMPUTER ASSOCIATES                � This is the name of the Free   �
ACCPAK SIMPLY ��������������������Ĵ item. Ask for this when calling�
800 645 3003. PRODUCT INFORMATION. ����������������������������������
516 227 3300

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                                               If any company asks
            ACTUAL SOFTWARE                    how you heard about
                                               their products, mention
                                               Infolist catalog.
SOFTWARE PUBLISHING ASSOCIATION
SPA AUDIT DISK                                   This category,
800 388 7478                                     'Actual Software',
201 452 1600                                     is the ONLY one
A DOS OR MACINTOSH PROGRAM THAT TAKES COMPLETE   where you will find
INVENTORY OF ALL SOFTWARE ON YOUR COMPUTER(S).   real software.
HELPS MANAGE AND KEEP TRACK OF SOFTWARE.         Companies in other
****************************************         categories here offer
                                                 various types of demo
                                                 disks and other free
                                                   items.

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               BACKUP

 GAZELLE SYSTEMS                              Registered
 BACKIT                                       version shows you
 800 786 3278 X 350                           exactly how to
 801 377 1288                                 get Adobe Type Manager
***************************************       software program free!
                                              $100 + program sold
 BULLETIN BOARD SYSTEM  (BBS)                 in stores. No 'catches.'
       (FREE MEMBERSHIP)

 DRAGON'S NEST
 619 449 7052      Supports modem speeds of 300 to 14.4 Bps
 SAN DIEGO, CA     V32/V32 Bis)   A WWIV AND ICENET BBS.
    JIM - OWNER/SYSOP. COMMUNICATIONS EXPERT. HELPFUL.

 FREE MEMBERSHIP TO ALL CALLERS. CALL ABOVE PHONE NO. USING MODEM.
 MANY FILES INCLUDING IMAGE (PHOTO) FILES - GIF.
 MANY OTHER SERVICES AND FEATURES. FRIENDLY, EASY TO USE.
 CAN COMMUNICATE WITH PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD VIA EMAIL THROUGH
 WWIV AND ICENET NETWORK.

 MENTION INFOLIST WHEN ASKED HOW YOU HEARD ABOUT THEIR BBS.

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                                      ��������������������������Ŀ
                                      � Booklets will always have�
         BOOKLETS                     � a description as each one�
                                      � is unique.               �
                                      ����������������������������
 PACIFIC ACCESS COMPUTERS
 SYSTEM INTEGRATION GUIDE
 800 648 6161                                  * * * * * * * * * * * *
 916 635 9300                                  * Registered version   *

GUIDE ON HOW TO COMBINE SOFTWARE AND           * has same categories  *
 HARDWARE FROM MANY DIFFERENT MANUFACTURERS.   * you see here. Except *
 *******************************************   * each has it's own    *
                                               * individual file.     *
                                               * * * * * * * * * * * *
      CAD - COMPUTER AIDED DESIGN

 FORESIGHT RESOURCES
 DRAFIX
 800 231 8574
 816 891 1040. SENDS 1 HI-DENSITY DISK.

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    CASE - COMPUTER AIDED SOFTWARE ENGINEERING

  DATAPRO INFORMATION SERVICES
  CASEBASE
  800 328 2776 SALES.
  609 764 0100
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            CATALOG ELECTRONIC

  ELITE COMPUTERS
  COMPUTER PRODUCTS CATALOG
  800 992 2171
  404 923 9291
  CATALOG CONTAINS MANY COMPUTER HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE
  PRODUCTS, ALL DESCRIBED ON DISK.
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 CD ROM
 DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CO.
 DIGITAL CD ROM EXPLORER   <������������������������ A free CD Rom
 800 344 4825. PRESS 2. EXT. 720.                    disc is sent.
 508 467 7760
 INTRODUCTION TO BENEFITS OF CD ROM. CD ALSO CAN BE
 USED ON AUDIO PLAYER! HAS FLIGHT SIMULATOR GAME.
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             COMMUNICATION

  DCA
  CROSSTALK
  800 348 3221
  404 442 4095


  **********************************************        BONUS ITEMS:
                                                        """""""""""
               CONTACT                        Following are more free
                                              items I decided to throw
  CONTACT SOFTWARE                            in at the last minute:
  ACT!
  800 365 0606                                  LOGICAL OPERATIONS
  214 418 1866                                  PC SUCCESS:THE MANAGER
  *******************************************   FACTOR
                                                800 456 4677, EXT. 30.
               DATA ANALYSIS                    A booklet with ideas
                                                and suggestions for
                                                managers.
  FIRSTMARK TECHNOLOGIES
  KNOWLEDGE SEEKER                          INTEL CORP.
  800 444 2636                              800 387 7335 dEPT 11.
  613 723 8020                              CARE AND FEEDING OF YOUR
  FOR LOTUS, DBASE OR ASCII FILES.          MOBILE (NOTEBOOK) COMPUTER
  FINDS TRENDS.
                                            Tips, ideas and suggestions
  SPIRAL SOFTWARE                           about notebook/mobile
  EASYPLOT                                  computers.
  800 833 1511
  617 739 1511                                   Other bonus items can
  USED FOR PLOTTING. FOR TECHNICAL ANALYSIS OF   be found throughout
  DATA. HAS GRAPHICS. WORKING MODEL.             this section. Read all
 **********************************************  the way to the end!




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                DATABASE

  MICROSOFT
  FOXPRO
  800 426 9400
  419 872 0043
  WORKING MODEL.
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             DATABASE  UTILITIES

  CONCENTRIC DATA SYSTEMS
  R & R REPORT WRITER
  800 325 9035. PRESS 3.
  508 366 1122


  DATA ACCESS
  FLEXQL
  800 451 3539 or 800 426 9400
  305 238 0012


  QNE
  Q-QUERY
  800 333 0448
  215 968 5966

  *********************************************   Another bonus item:

             DESKTOP PUBLISHING                   TIFFANY & CO.
                                                  800 346 3455
  TIMEWORKS                                       800 526 0649 - NY.
  PUBLISH-IT                                      HOW TO BUY A DIAMOND
  800 535 9497                                    Helpful guide.
  708 559 1300
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             DOS UTILITY

  GAZELLE SYSTEMS
  OPTUNE
  800 786 3278
  801 377 1288
  OPTIMIZE HARD DISK. INCREASE SPEED, DEFRAGMENT.
  FREE DEMO.
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             EDUCATIONAL/TRAINING

  TELETUTOR
  TELECOMMUNICATIONS TRAINING
  800 542 2242
  603 433 2242
  COURSE COVERS TELECOMMUNICATIONS CONCEPTS.
 **********************************************

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               EMAIL

  LOTUS
  CC:MAIL FOR DOS
  800 448 2500 PRESS 2. 800 562 4772 TECH. SUPPORT.
  617 577 8500
 **********************************************

                ENGINEERING

  TEKTRONIX
  TEK 1503C
  800 833 9200. 800 835 6100 TECH. SUPPORT
  502 923 0330
  FREE VIDEO. TESTER FOR METAL CABLE AND SYSTEMS.

  MICROSIM
  PS SPICE
  800 245 3022
  714 770 3022
  ANALYSIS OF ELECTRONIC CIRCUITS.
 **********************************************

                   EXPOS
  NDN ENTERPRISES
  DB/EXPO EXHIBIT PASS
  800 232 3976
  415 941 8440
  FREE PASS TO WORLD'S LARGEST DATABASE AND TOOLS
  CONFERENCE. ANNUALLY IN MARCH.

 ***********************************************
                                                 ���������������������Ŀ
                 GAMES                           � Note: Get 20+ game  �
  SIR-TECH                                       � demo disks from     �
  800 447 1230, 315 393 6644                     � registered version. �
  1) WIZARDRY: BANE OF THE COSMIC FORGE          � Includes all Disney �
     Fantasy and role playing simulation.        � games. Also many    �
  2) WIZARDRY: CRUSADERS OF THE DARK SAVANT      � posters of popular  �
     Sequel to above. Sound, color.  Both for    � games. Great for    �
     IBM, Mac, Amiga and Tandy computers. No     � kids.               �
     special equipment needed.                   �����������������������
 **********************************************

                GRAMMAR CHECKER

  QUE SOFTWARE
  RIGHTWRITER
  800 992 0244. STAY ON LINE
  813 923 0233
 **********************************************

               INTEGRATED

  INFORMIX
  SMARTWARE
  800 331 1763. PRESS 1, THEN 2.  800 274 8184. TECH. SUPPORT.
  415 926 6300. ALSO, 800 438 7627 X 4052.
  PRODUCT LITERATURE HAS GREAT NATURE PHOTOS ON FRONT PAGE.
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                INVENTORY

  TALLY SYSTEMS CORP.
  PC CENSUS
  800 262 3877. EXT. 652
  603 643 1300
  AUTOMATICALLY MAINTAINS FULL HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE
  INVENTORY. SENDS HI DENSITY DISK.
 **********************************************

                   MENU

  ORACLE
  MENU
  800 562 0720. PRODUCT INFORMATION. 800 392 2999 TECH. SUPPORT.
  415 506 7000
 ************************************************

               MAGAZINES
                                                      ��������������������Ŀ

                                                      �166 free magazines  �
 * PC WORLD - LOTUS EDITION                           �and many free       �
 800 825 7595                                         �subscriptions avail-�
 303 447 9330                                         �able from our       �
 BOOKLET & DISK WITH 15 READY TO USE SPREADSHEET      �'MAGAZINE LIST'.    �
 BUSINESS TEMPLATES. ALL ARE USER'S FAVORITES.        � See catalog.       �
 * ASK FOR: SUBSCRIPTION TO LOTUS EDITION - PC WORLD, ����������������������
            DISKETTE OFFER.
 SUBSCRIPTION COMES WITH THE SAMPLE ISSUE, DISKETTE AND TEMPLATES. IF YOU
 DECIDE TO CANCEL LATER AT ANY TIME, THE DISK, TEMPLATE AND FREE ISSUE
 ARE YOURS TO KEEP. MAKE SURE TO ASK FOR SAMPLE ISSUE AND DISKETTE OFFER.
 ****************************************************

               MISCELLANEOUS

  OFFICIAL AIRLINE GUIDES
  OFFICIAL AIRLINE POCKET GUIDE
  800 342 5624

  COMPLETE INFORMATION ABOUT TRAVELING IN THE U.S. OR INTERNATIONAL.
  FLIGHTS, AIRLINES, HOTELS, RENTAL CARS, LOTS MORE!

  W. QUINN ASSOCIATES
  STUDY ON DISK MANAGEMENT IN THE 90'S - (ask for this).
  800 829 3453
  INTERESTING REPORT ON VAX/VMS DISK MANAGEMENT.
  WILL RECEIVE A FREE FRISBEE.

  BUICK DIVISION, GENERAL MOTORS
  '92 BUICK TEST DRIVE - DIMENSIONS DISK
  800 521 7300
  512 734 2224
  DESCRIBES ALL OF THE BUICK '92 CARS.




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  APPLETON PAPERS
  OPTIMA RECOVER
  800 922 1730
  414 734 9841
  ASK FOR 'OPTIMA RECOVER.' DESCRIBES THEIR FAX MACHINE PAPER.
  WILL AUTOMATICALLY SEND A FREE ROLL OF FAX PAPER.(Same paper sold in
  **********************************************    stores.)

               NETWORK ANALYZERS

  KNOZALL SYSTEMS
  FILE WIZARD
  800 333 8698
  602 545 0006
  FULL WORKING VERSION. COMES WITH MANUALS. WORKS
 FOR 30 DAYS. HI DENSITY DISK.
 **********************************************

                    O C R

  NMC TECHNOLOGIES
  IMAGINE
  800 466 2832
  410 356 1444
  STORES OVER 150,000 PAGES ON ONE CD. DEMO COMES ON DISKETTE.
 **********************************************

                 PAINTBRUSH


  SOFTWARE PUBLISHING
  HARVARD DRAW FOR WINDOWS
  800 336 8360
  415 962 8910
  SENDS A HI DENSITY DISK.
 **********************************************

                 PAPER CATALOGS

  GOVERNMENT TECHNOLOGY SERVICES
  GOVERNMENT COMPUTER BOOK
  800 999 4874
  617 245 3768
  DESCRIPTIONS OF 2000+ MICROCOMPUTER PRODUCTS.
  SOFTWARE COMPARISON, MORE.
 **********************************************

               PERSONNEL MANAGEMENT

  INTEGRAL
  H.R.I.
  800 824 8199
  415 939 3900
***********************************************




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                     POSTERS

  SHREDEX                           W.A. CHARNSTROM
  SAVE OUR WORLD POSTER             PONY EXPRESS LIMITED EDITION PRINT
                                    800 328 2962
  516 345 0300                      612 944 8555
  ENVIRONMENT-RELATED POSTER.       ART PRINT OF FAMOUS PAINTING BY
                                    DAVID THATCHER. 17" X 14".
                                    COMES WITH BOOKLET ABOUT HISTORY OF
                                    PONY EXPRESS.

  NOTE: Get many posters directly from game companies in our
  registered version. Many colorful, action scenes - jets,
  dragons, fantasy scenes, etc.
 **********************************************

                   PRESENTATION

  WORDPERFECT
  DRAWPERFECT
  800 451 5151. 800 541 5096 TECH. SUPPORT.
  801 225 5000
 **********************************************

                 PROGRAMMING

  MPB SOFTWARE & SYSTEMS
  SQL REPORT WRITER
  800 231 6342. PRESS 1. 800 346 4848 IN CA.
  415 769 4746. PREPARE REPORTS FROM ANY ASCII FILE VISUAL COBOL
 PROGRAM.  KNOWLEDGE  OF SQL UNNECESSARY TO USE THIS.


  INTERMETRICS
  INTERTOOLS
  800 356 3594
  617 661 0072
  BUILD, TEST AND DEBUG REAL TIME CODE. FOR USE WITH C LANGUAGE.
 **********************************************

               PROJECT MANAGEMENT

  COMPUTER ASSOCIATES
  SUPERPROJECT
  800 225 5224. PRESS 1.
  516 227 3300.
 ************************************************



                  SECURITY

  AZ TECH SOFTWARE
  EVERLOCK, EVERTRAK, EVERKEY
  800 227 0644
  816 776 2700
  EACH PRODUCTS HELPS PROTECT AGAINST UNAUTHORIZED
  COPYING OF SOFTWARE. 1 DEMO DISK FOR ALL 3.
 *************************************************

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              SEMINAR

  LOTUS                                   ADAPTIVE INFORMATION SYSTEMS
  WINDOWS WORLD TOUR                      IMAGING SEMINAR
  800 327 6148                            800 678 6978 - 714 587 9077
  617 577 8500                            SEMINAR DISCUSSES IMAGING
  DISCUSSES 123 SPREADSHEET FOR           AND HOW IT CAN HELP SOLVE
  WINDOWS, FREELANCE GRAPHICS, AMI PRO,   PROBLEMS.
  CC:MAIL, LOTUS NOTES.
  **********************************************

             SPREADSHEET

  LOTUS
  LOTUS 123 VERSION 3.1. FOR DOS.
  800 872 3387
  617 577 8500
  SENDS 1 HI DENSITY DISKETTE - 1.25 OR 1.44 MEG.
 ***********************************************
                                         BONUS STOCK MARKET 'FREEBIE:'
                                         """""""""""""""""""""""""""

              STOCK MARKET               NASDAQ - 800 220 1448
                                        "100 FASTEST GROWING COMPANIES"
                                         ALSO HAS INFORMATION ON COMP-
  EQUIS INTERNATIONAL                    ANIES WORTH 1 BILLION OR MORE.
  1 - METASTOCK. 2 - PULSE.
  800 882 3040
  801 265 8886
  1 - METASTOCK - STOCK MARKET TECHNICAL ANALYSIS.
  2 - PULSE - INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO MANAGER. 1 DEMO
  DISK FOR BOTH PROGRAMS.
 **********************************************

                  WORD PROCESSING

  I B M
  DISPLAYWRITE
  800 426 7699. STAY ON LINE. 800 426 7763. TECH SUPPORT.
  404 238 3000
  **********************************************

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    We hope that you like this shareware product so far and found
    it useful. This is a result of many hours of hard work and
    research. Although this offers a lot of value compared to the
    price paid, the cost for registration is still low - only
    $15.00. You will receive, just by calling the companies
    listed in the registered version:


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   700+ demo disks, 19 videos, working models of ALL top companies
   many of which are not advertised, many toll-free tech. support
   numbers, 8 free membership BBS's, admission to seminars, plastic
   CD holder, many free tickets to expos - avoid paying $10 - $20
   admission prices, free 'live' stock market information, free issues
   and subscriptions to national magazines, game demo disks, etc.
   Lots more actual software! Not a demo but real, live software
   More of everything you've seen here. Get a free computer memory
   chip and also a $150.00 value clip art collection (it's true!).
   Compufreebies is the only place you'll learn about most of these
   free items.
   From author receive notification of future updates, sample
   photo-images (GIF's) and helpful fun shareware programs.

   Remember - registered version has instructions on how to get
   Adobe Type Manager for Windows software free! Not a copy - actual
   software. Lets your printer work wonders. Sold in stores for
   $100.00+

   Here are some of the free items listed in the registered version.
   These are only a few of the actual descriptions from the 'Booklets'
   category:

- 54 PAGES. BASICS OF USING WINDOWS 3.1 ON A NETWORK. $25.00 VALUE -
  FREE!

- FREE BOOK - "People, Managing Your Most Important Resource."

- 20+ DEMO DISKS FOR NATIONAL-BRAND VIDEO GAMES

- MONTHLY REPORT OF EVERY SOFTWARE UPGRADE REPORTED
  BY MANUFACTURER. WITH NAMES, ADDRESSES, PRICES.

- A FREE TUTORIAL. $20.00 VALUE. FULLY EXPLAINS DECISION TABLES IN

  PROGRAMMING.

- BASICS ABOUT PC MAINTENANCE.

- BOOKLET DESCRIBING SOME BASICS OF LAW.

- 74 PAGES. BASICS OF DATABASE SERVERS, SQL, CLIENT SERVER,
  CONCURRENCY, MEASUREMENT, LOTS MORE.

- A 75.00 VALUE. DESCRIBES MANY THINGS ABOUT CASE.

- FREE - 470 PGS. HAS LISTINGS OF TRULY PORTABLE SOFTWARE FOR 88000
  RISC PROCESSOR HARDWARE.

- SAMPLE ISSUE OF MAGAZINE RELATED TO WINDOWS. HELP, TIPS, STORIES,
  IDEAS, MORE.



    These are only a sample what is available in the 'Actual
    Software' category:

- COMPUTER LIST OF ALL AVAILABLE SOFTWARE/HARDWARE. WORKS FOR 30 DAYS.
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- CREATES MONTHLY CALENDARS. FULL VERSION - WORKS FOR 30 DAYS.

- HELPS COMPARE RATES FROM MANY INSURANCE COS. SOFTWARE DOES NOT TIME
  OUT.
             These free items are in various categories found in
             registered version:

CONTACT -
    A CALENDAR AND SCHEDULING SOFTWARE PROGRAM. WORKING MODEL.
    CAN SAVE UP TO 40 APPOINTMENTS.

DATABASE -
    WORKING MODEL. 7 DISKETTES. THOROUGH GUIDEBOOK. COMES WITH
    VINYL  DISKETTE HOLDER.

DATABASE -
    WORKING MODEL. 120 RECORDS LIMIT. 2 DISKETTES.

DATABASE -
   WORKING MODEL. CAN WORK WITH UP TO 100 RECORDS WILL ALSO SAVE DATA.

DESKTOP PUBLISHING -
  WORKING MODEL. HAS 8 DESIGN ELEMENTS. SOFTWARE HAS DESIGN ELEMENTS
  FOR USE IN DOCUMENTS

DESKTOP PUBLISHING - WORKING MODEL. DOES EVERYTHING EXCEPT SAVE.

EXPO -
  TWICE A YEAR GRAPHICS EXPO. LATEST IN GRAPHICS, ANIMATION,
  MULTIMEDIA,  DESKTOP PUBLISHING, MORE.

EXPO -
  HELPS MANAGE TRANSITION TO DOWNSIZING.

EXPO -
  EXPO COVERS SUN AND SPARC WORKSTATIONS, SOFTWARE & HARDWARE. ALSO
 UNIX  & RISC. ANNUALLY IN JANUARY.

EXPO -
  IN APRIL, ANNUALLY. TORONTO, CANADA. LATEST SOFTWARE PRODUCTS.

EXPO -
  LARGEST CASE FAIR. ANNUALLY IN FEB (CALIFORNIA) AND OCTOBER
(BOSTON).

EXPO -
  SHOWS LATEST IN DATABASES. ANNUALLY IN JUNE.BOSTON

EXPO -
  EXHIBITS VOICE AND DATA COMMUNICATIONS, NETWORK PRODUCTS. JANUARY
  (ANNUAL). $50.00 NORMALLY.

GAMES -
  NOTE: A total of 20+ demo disks available. Major companies including
  Disney. Games can be played on almost any type of computer.



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MAGAZINES -  Free subscriptions to many computer magazines, free sample
  issues: BYTE MAGAZINE, INSIDE DOS, JOURNAL OF TAXATION, KIPLINGER
  WASHINGTON NEWSLETTER, MACUSER, PC COMPUTING, PC GAMES, TRAVEL
  PLANNERS (Pacific Asia, North America, European Editions), WINDOWS
  MAGAZINE, WINDOWS REPORT.

MISC -
  A SMALL GADGET THAT TESTS RS-232 PORTS. PLUGS INTO PORT AND SMALL
 LIGHTS TELL YOU ABOUT PROBLEMS.

MISC -
  FREE 90 DAY TRIAL FOR HOME POSTAGE METER AND ELECTRONIC SCALE. EASY
  TO USE.

PAINT/DRAW -
  WORKING MODEL. MUST HAVE WINDOWS. DESIGNS PLANS FOR PRODUCTS. CO.
  SENDS 5 DISKETTES.

POSTER -
  POSTER OF F-16 FIGHTER JET. *** Note: Also many posters from game
  companies. Scenes of jets, dragons, other action shots.

SEMINAR - BASICS OF COMMUNICATIONS AND FRAME RELAYS.

SEMINAR -
  YEARLY SEMINAR - APRIL. DISCUSSES HOW TO BUILD CLIENT/SERVER
  APPLICATIONS THAT RUN IN WINDOWS.

SEMINAR -
  DESCRIBES DATA INTEGRATION.

SEMINAR - DESCRIBES SCO ZENIX OPERATING SYSTEM.

SEMINAR - DISCUSSES ALL THEIR WINDOWS SOFTWARE AND HOW IT CAN HELP.

SEMINAR -
 IMPLEMENT AN OPEN SYSTEMS STRATEGY, CHOOSE BETWEEN MANY OPERATING
 SYSTEMS, INTEGRATION, APPLICATION DEVELOPMENT.

SEMINAR -
 DESCRIBES SOFTWARE WHICH STREAMLINES APPLICATION DEVELOPMENT PROCESS.

SEMINAR -
 DESCRIBES DATA MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS, CLIENT/SERVERS, OPEN INTEGRATION,
 ON-LINE DATA MANAGEMENT. 3 HRS.

SEMINAR -
 DISCUSSES GRAPHICAL USER INTERFACES, INTELLIGENT GATEWAYS,
 APPLICATION DEVELOPMENT, MORE.

SEMINAR - DISCUSSES NETWORKS.

STOCK MARKET -
 RECEIVE 20 HOURS FREE TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER TO OBTAIN STOCK MARKET
 DATA DIRECTLY FROM COMPANY.

>> All this and a lot more for the low registration price of $15.00 <<
  """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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    See registration form for ordering information. 5.25 or 3.5"
    DOS/IBM Compatible disks sent but can be read by Macintosh
    computers. (for MAC order 3.5" disks only).

    The registered version is ordered exactly the same way as you
    see here (with many more companies!) except that each of the
    42 categories has it's own file on the diskette. You would
    select the file you're interested in. Don't have to search through
    one huge file! Thus, word processing companies are in a
    separate file - named wordproc. Databases are in the
    'databas' directory.

    The registered version has 3 more ways (besides Categories)
    in which the companies are organized:

1) A large file with names and addresses of each company - in mailing
  list format - 450+ computer companies.

For example:

  AZ TECH SOFTWARE
  305 E FRANKLIN
  RICHMOND, MO 64085


  COMPUTER ASSOCIATES
  711 STEWART AVE.
  GARDEN CITY, NY 11530-4787

                           (Continued for a total of 450+ companies.)

  There is no other computer program for the price which has
  450+ top computer companies listed neatly for use as a
  mailing list.

2) A file of company names, addresses and phone numbers.
  Useful for simply contacting each company for any purpose. For
  example:

  AZ TECH SOFTWARE
  305 E FRANKLIN
  RICHMOND, MO 64085
   800 227 0644                  This makes it easier to contact each
   816 776 2700                  company without having to read
                                 through any other information.
                                 Of course, if you do not need this
                                 information you do not have to
  BORLAND                        go through the file on the disk.
  BOX 660 001
  SCOTTSVALLEY, CA 95066
   800 331 0877
   408 439 1064

  COMPUTER ASSOCIATES
  711 STEWART AVE.
  GARDEN CITY, NY 11530-4787
   800 645 3003. PRESS 1.
   516 227 3300
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3) And finally, all companies listed in alphabetical order.
  If you want to see all the free items/demos in one place,
  look here. This is especially helpful when one company has
  many products and free items. You can easily inquire about
  many of the different products a company has with only one
  call:

  COMPANIES A:

    AZ TECH SOFTWARE
    MO   (state abbreviation)
    EVERLOCK, EVERTRAK, EVERKEY
    800 227 0644
    816 776 2700
    SECURITY. (name of software category).
    EACH PRODUCT HELPS PROTECT AGAINST UNAUTHORIZED COPYING OF
    SOFTWARE. 1 DEMO DISK FOR ALL 3.

  COMPANIES B:

    BUICK DIVISION, GENERAL MOTORS
    TX
    '92 BUICK TEST DRIVE - DIMENSIONS DISK
    800 521 7300
    512 734 2224
    DESCRIBES ALL OF THE BUICK '92 CARS.
    MISC.


  COMPANIES C:

    COMPUTER ASSOCIATES             Note: If a company offers
    more than one NY                free item, all items would be
    listed one  ACCPAK SIMPLY       right after the other.
    ACCOUNTING.
    800 645 3003. PRESS 1.
    516 227 3300
                      (Continued for a total of 450+ companies)

    There is NO other listing in the U.S. such as this available
    on diskette. Our registered version has complete addresses
    and phone numbers of almost every major computer company in
    the U.S. All are in alphabetical order. Each company's free
    items (over 800!) and major products are listed. Windows,
    DOS, MAC and most computer systems, including mainframes, are
    supported. Each company can be contacted by phone or letter
    to request info or free items which they'll gladly send. Most
    companies listed have toll-free numbers.



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                �                                          �
                �  COMPLETE CATALOG OF INFOLIST PRODUCTS   �
                �                                          �
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1) CompuFreebies - REGISTERED VERSION.

    A listing of hundreds (over 800!) free items you can quickly
    receive from 450 companies, most with toll-free numbers.
    Everything is free and yours to keep with no obligation.
    Organized into 42 different computer categories including
    actual software. Yes, many companies do give away free,
    working software to the public as a promotion. One company
    gives away $150.00 worth of clip art (computer images to be
    put into your documents)! Get a free copy of Adobe Type
    Manager software $100.00 + value free. No 'catches.' However,
    you must know the proper instructions as detailed in
    'CompuFreebies.' Many of the free items are  demo disks and
    working models of popular software programs. Largest source
    of free computer-related items in the U.S. There are also
    many free and helpful booklets, CD Roms, CD holders, game
    demo disks, posters (including posters from game companies),
    computer magazines, vinyl organizers, free membership BBS's,
    and lots more. Shows exactly how to receive free tickets to
    large computer expos, trade shows and company  seminars. All
    neatly organized with complete company addresses and phone
    numbers. Alphabetical listing of each  company and their free
    items also included. Yet another listing with only company
    name and addresses to be used as a mailing list. Also a
    'surprise' section with some photo-image files (see an actual
    photo on your screen!) and fun shareware programs. (Price -
    $15.00, includes postage in the U.S. and Canada. Overseas
    add$2.50 for airmail.) One 5.25 HD, (2) 360K disks or one
    3.5" diskette. IBM/DOS compatible diskettes. Can also be read
    by Macintosh computers using File Exchange Software supplied
    with MAC's. All companies can be called from any phone in the
    world.

2) VIDEOLIST.

    Contains names and phone nos., most toll free, of companies
    offering free computer-related (and some travel and
    tour-guide) videos. 140 videos!. Videos describe products and
    companies. Call companies directly from listing. Everything
    totally free. Videos are used for promotion and advertising.
    One company sends, with their video, a $10.00 credit to be
    used when visiting any doctor! NOTE: CompuFreebies full
    version lists approx. 19 videos. (Price - $3.25, includes
    domestic postage. Add 50 cents for overseas airmail) Paper.

3) MAGAZINE LIST.

    A guide to obtaining free sample issues of magazines and free
    subscriptions. Total of 166 magazines! Yes, FREE
    subscriptions - even for magazines normally sold in stores.
    Free subscriptions help increase revenue from advertisers and
    are encouraged. All toll-free phone numbers and descriptions.
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    Contact directly. All completely legal. Four categories:
    Computers, Business, General Interest and Health. Many
    first-rate, well-known magazines including the largest
    available. Includes all computer magazines with 'PC' in
    title. Windows, Macintosh, Networks, more. Many
    investment/financial newsletters. Same publications available
    on newsstands for $2.50 to $7.00 (more for investment
    newsletters.) Absolutely no cost to you. Under NO obligation to
    subscribe. Very easy to request, simple directions. (Price -
    $4.95, includes postage). Paper.

4) NY HOTELIST.

    A guide listing 20 of the least expensive and best quality
    hotels in New York City. All hotels are in safe areas. As a
    long time NYC resident I know each area and only considered
    hotels in the safest areas. Lists hotel names,
    addresses,phone nos., rates. Hotels in NYC are usually
    expensive - however, rates here are $65 to $130. One hotel
    has a view of Central Park. (Price - $3.00, includes postage)
    Paper. Add 50 cents for overseas airmail. Hotels can be
    called from any phone in the world.

5) PHONELIST.

    The service described here (totally legal!) has no 50 - 75
    cent surcharge for their calling card. Make telephone calls
    without using coins and without paying for surcharges from
    hotels and other places that usually charge extra (a lot!)
    for calls made from their phones. Never worry about change
    for a call again! Used daily by many businesses, now
    available for individuals. Also - how to save 15% on all your
    international calls - no minimums, no fees, no special
    hours.(Price $3.00, includes postage)  Paper. Add 50 cents
    for overseas airmail. Can only be used in U.S. However, if
    travelling here will be useful.

6) ON LINE GUIDE.

    Describes exactly how to get Compuserve and Prodigy
    membership/startup kits for free - without paying $30.00 to
    $49.99! Totally legal sources - the companies do not mind at
    all as they gain more members. Shows exactly how to become a
    member, using your computer and modem, of the 6 major
    national on-line services - Compuserve, Prodigy, Genie,
    America On Line, Delphi and BIX. Complete instructions, 800
    numbers for customer service, best times to call, complete
    rates, some inside information, more. All in easy to read 5
    page guide. Information not available anywhere else all
    together in one place. (Price $3.50, includes postage).
    Paper. Overseas customers: Check locally for sign on
    procedures.

7) SUMMONS GUIDE.

    Guaranteed to save you money on parking and speeding fines.
    Using these  methods you will avoid paying at least one
    future parking summons that you ordinarily would have paid.
    Everything legal! Shows exactly what to look for on a parking
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    or speeding ticket to reduce the fine or void it completely.
    What to write in a letter and suggestions on what to say in
    court. Valid in all 50 states. (Price - $3.25, includes
    postage). Paper.

                             *           *         *


    Specialized listings are also available. For example, reliable and
    inexpensive sources for computer (or other merchandise)
    equipment, supplies, etc. Let us know your requests/needs.
    Please write/send email  if any questions at all. Thanks.

    Hundreds of satisfied customers have ordered our full version
    and other products.  Not one complaint!

                                 * * *


    You do not have to print out our registration form to
    register or order our other items. You can use the form as a
    'worksheet'. Simply write down the following on a separate
    paper:

    1) Names of the item(s) you'd like, and place where this
       shareware file was obtained.
    2) Comments or suggestions, if you like, on your own paper OR
       on comment form supplied here.
    3) Enclose check or money order.

COMMENT FORM - WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THIS FILE?

    You would really be helping us if you could print out the
    comment form and send it in (or send in your comments on your
    own paper). Your comments and ideas will help us serve you
    better and make our products more useful. If it can be made
    better perhaps we can then charge more! (only kidding).


                      Orders shipped within 48 hours.

NOTE: Author of this file is not employed by or associated in any way
     with any of the companies mentioned here. All product names
     are the property of the respective companies.


    (c) COPYRIGHT 1992. LOUIS PUCCIO. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. This
    file, FREEBIES 3.1, may be copied freely by anyone (EXCEPT
    onto electronic bulletin systems) provided that no changes
    are made. Make as many copies as necessary. Price not to
    exceed $9.00 per copy.

 PART 2 - VIDEOS - AFTER REGISTRATION FORM
 """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

 TO PRINT ORDER FORM:

    It's best to use your word processor to print.

                           REGISTRATION/ORDER FORM

               INFOLIST - 90 CHURCH ST. - BOX 2517 - NY, NY 10008

Name..................................Years computer experience........
                                     General area of work?
                                                 .....................
Address...............................................
                           Date shareware disk purchased:.............

Important! Where did you get this shareware file?......................

1) COMPUFREEBIES...(800+ free items, actual software, game demos, etc.)

5.25" Hi-dens:_____or 3.5" disk:______No. of copies_____x $15.00 = _______
MAC owners order 3.5". 360K Lo-dens.:______

                                    TOTAL COPIES:____ Free postage up to
                                                      two copies.

If total copies are 3 or 4, add 75 cents postage. Over 4, add 30 cents
per copy. Outside U.S. and Canada, add $2.50 for 1 or 2 copies.
                                                                = _______

ALL BELOW ARE SENT ON PAPER

2) VIDEOLIST........140 free videos...........Copies:____x $3.25 = _______

3) PHONELIST...Avoid calling card fees).......Copies:____x $3.00 = _______

4) NY HOTELIST..Inexpensive,quality hotels)...Copies:____x $3.00 = _______

5) ON LINE GUIDE..Avoid $25-$30 startup fees..Copies:____x $3.50 = _______

6) SUMMONS GUIDE..(Avoid payment - legally)...Copies:____x $3.25 = _______

7) MAGAZINE LIST.....(166 free magazines).....Copies:____x $4.95 = _______

                                       TOTAL COPIES:____
LISTS 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7:                               Important!
If Total copies is 3, add 60 cents postage.   (Please tell us where you
If Total copies is 4, add 80 cents postage.    received this shareware file.
outside U.S. & Canada add 50 cents postage per copy.   Write name in space
                                                      here or at top of
                                                      form.)
                               Obtained from:
       -adob/
Please send personal or company check (US funds),  TOTAL ENCLOSED: ���������
made payable to Louis Puccio or Infolist.

Mail to:                    QUICK COMMENTS - VOLUNTARY:
 INFOLIST                 Please tell us what you liked or disliked
 90 CHURCH ST.            about this shareware file? Please use
 BOX 2517                 the remaining space on this order form.
 NY, NY 10008




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Stop here if criticizing!  This screen specially designed to accept
only good comments. Screen for other comments unavailable at this time.
(kidding)
       Please use reverse if more room is needed for any answer.
Was the documentation and instructions in this file easy to understand?
(Documentation/instructions written by author.)
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Why or why not? Which section (if any) did you find unclear? For those
really ambitious, please print and mail the section with your
corrections.
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Looking only at the way the information for the companies was listed
here (company name, item name, category, phone numbers, etc.) was the
information easy to understand?_ _ _Easy to actually use? (if you've
called any companies)_  _  _  _Why or why not? What would you add or
change? Send printed examples if you like.
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Did you find the tips and suggestions in this file helpful when
contacting the companies?
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1      2      3       4       5        6       7       8      9      10
Please describe (briefly) which tip(s) and instructions you found
useful or feel are potentially useful. Also, please add some of your
own if you like.
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Just from looking at the titles of the free items listed here, how many
companies will you call? Approximately? __________ Why or why not?
Also, if you have called some already, which company did you contact
first?
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For what area in the computer industry would you like to see more free
items offered? List any other category besides the 42 here.
  .   .   .   .   .   .   .   .   .   .   .   .   .   .   .   .   .
  .   .   .   .   .   .   .   .   .   .   .   .   .   .   .   .   .
How else would you like to see this file and/or company listings
organized?
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  �                                                               �
  �                   SHAREWARE CONCEPT                           �
  �                                                               �
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    We hope that you've enjoyed this shareware product. Please
    support the shareware concept and send in the minimum
    registration fee if you have found this useful. Computer
    shareware is perhaps the only product  sold on a 'try before
    you buy' basis. This means that developing all the many
    inexpensive  programs available depends upon individuals
    registering what  they've found useful.


   Comments, ideas, suggestions, etc. please send email or write on a
   separate paper. Or use our comment form. We appreciate your
   thoughts and comments about this shareware product.

                            EMAIL ADDRESSES
          �����������������������������������������������������ͻ
          � Genie: L.Puccio   Internet: [email protected]
          �                                                     �
          � Compuserve: 71051,3236   A O L(PC Link): Bdybilder  �
          �����������������������������������������������������ͼ
    Compuserve and MCI Mail users can send email to the Internet
    address above. There may be other systems which can also do this.

    Call customer service for instructions on sending to outside
    systems.

         Mail address:
                          ��������������ͻ
                          � INFOLIST     �
                          � 90 CHURCH ST.�
                          � BOX 2517     �
                          � NY, NY 10008 �
                          ��������������ͼ

              Sysops, BBS owners, club Presidents and anyone
              who would like to upload or copy this file:
              """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

    The file you have now is not for posting on BBS's as it would
    be impossible to update this file later. I can send a special
    version for your needs, for example, to be used as a menu
    selection. One bbs I know of has done this. Please erase any
    earlier version (1991 date) named FREEBIES.ZIP. (size -
    approx. 12K) if you happen to have it on your BBS.

    Anyone may make a copy of this shareware file you have now
    for club members, friends, co-workers etc. Not necessary to
    contact me first but I'd appreciate a note (or use e-mail
    addresses below) with the name, phone and description of your
    organization. Contact us if you'd like changes made to this
    file. The name for this file should be: COMPUFREEBIES.
    (To all sysops, club presidents: Feel free to sign me up for
    a free life membership required!.....No? 20 years? (Only kidding.)
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                   SHAREWARE COMPANY OWNERS/REVIEWERS:
                   """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
    May include this file in your catalog or store without
    contacting the author first. However, please let us know with
    a note so I can send updates. Send a catalog also, if you
    like. Better yet, send some free disks!..... Only kidding!

    The name of this file for shareware catalogs should be:
    FREEBIES 3.1, or COMPUFREEBIES 3.1. If you already carry our
    older version, please note in your catalog description that
    this is an update.

    Although this diskette may be copied freely, price must be
    less than $9.00.


    One last bonus item!

    HAMMERMILL DESKTOP PAPERS
    800 242 2148
    ASK FOR: FREE SAMPLES OF ONE (OR MORE) OF THE FOLLOWING -
    1) LASER PRINT PAPER. 2) LASER PLUS PAPER. 3) BOND PAPER
    WILL RECEIVE 25 PAGES OF EACH.


                Please do not alter this text in any way!
                """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

                                                           Thanks!

PART 2 OF THIS FILE - FREE VIDEOS - ON FOLLOWING PAGE



                       ****************************
                       *                          *
                       *       GAME INFO          *
                       *                          *
                       ****************************

    Included with this file are 2 actual games. This is an
    example of one of the many 'freebies' available from company
    just for the asking. To play the games go to the Airlift or
    Vegas directory here on this disk.
    1) Type Airlift at the DOS prompt to play Airlift.
    2) Type Cards at the DOS prompt to play Vegas. In each
       directory are complete instructions.

    These games are found on a demo disk sent by a company listed
    in the registered version. For more information go to the
    directory or file on this disk called 'gamedoc.' 2 other
    products made by the company are also described.


Note - the author is not affiliated with this company in any way.



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                              ���������ͻ
                              � PART 2  �
                              �         �
                              ���������ͼ

***********************************************************************
                               FREE VIDEOS

***********************************************************************
    10 companies offering 10 free videos are listed here. Title of
    each video and brief descriptions are included. These videos
    are mainly computer-related and describe products made by
    each company. You can learn from these tapes about the
    subjects covered as well as the company's products.

    Promotions and offers may end, however, all videos are
    currently available as this is constantly updated. Ask for
    extension, if listed, or request by video title. If you reach
    an operator, give the extension number (if listed) or just ask
    for the title of the video. Videos arrive  in re-usable boxes
    and can be recorded over after viewing. If anyone asks how
    you heard about the video mention Infolist catalog. If you're
    told that the video is no longer available, call back later.
    Often a different person may be more cooperative. If calling
    a second time and are asked how you heard about the video
    mention a major computer magazine, or that you're not sure how
    you learned about it but had written down the company's phone
    no. You should rarely encounter such difficulty but I mention
    it just in case. If you don't have a touch tone phone and you
    reach a recording, eventually a company operator will answer.

    Videolist, one of our products, (described later in detail)
    lists 140 free videos and is the largest centralized source
    of free videos in the U.S. All the companies are constantly
    updated so there is no need to worry about outdated phone
    numbers or other information.

                     *         *          *


CLUB MED - 800 258 2633
Title: CLUB MED VIDEO. Describes their large cruise ship.


CHRISTIAN CHILDREN'S FUND -  800 228 2221.
Title: FREE VIDEO. Will receive general information and a video
showing how you can help children all over the world. Note: Money
Magazine rated this charity as one of the 10 best in America.

EPSON - 800 289 3776
Title: PROGRESSION PC
Shows how their software speeds up Windows without accelerator cards.

GREATER MIAMI VISITOR'S BUREAU - 800 955 3646.
Title: CITY WITH A RHYTHM ALL IT'S OWN. Highlights of Miami, beaches,
entertainment, etc.

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MAUI RESORT - 800 292 4532
Title: MAUI INTER-CONTINENTAL RESORT.
Describes this Hawaiian island and places for business meetings.

MUTUAL FUND FORECASTER - 800 442 9000.
Title: MUTUAL PROFITS.
Describes this company's financial newsletter.

OLDSMOBILE - 800 354 3228.
Title: INDEPENDENT TEST VIDEO.
Describes features of the Achieva model automobile.

SMUGGLER'S NOTCH RESORTS - 800 451 8752.
Title: SMUGGLER'S NOTCH VIDEO.
Describes this family resort in State of Vermont.

WORDPERFECT - 800 451 5151.
Title: WORDPERFECT FOR WINDOWS.
Describes their word processing program for use with Windows.

APPLE COMPUTER - 800 441 3001 extension 671.
Title: IN BUSINESS WITH MACINTOSH.
Video comes with discount cupons for Apple-related products.

                          FOR EVEN MORE VIDEOS!
                          """""""""""""""""""""

    If you liked this 2nd part you might consider Videolist,
    another of our products. It is organized in the same way you
    see here but includes many more videos and companies - 140
    free videos! Even the phone call to the companies is free.
    Many of these videos are not advertised and this is the only
    place you'll know about them. Please see order form and
    catalog at end of this file for ordering info. We've had many
    orders with no complaints at all. Do not worry about
    receiving out of date phone numbers or companies. Everything
    is constantly updated! More videos are added as they become
    available so you may receive more than 140.

    IMPORTANT � When ordering or writing to us please print your
    return address on the order form. Also, mention where you
    found this shareware file that you have now.

          ���������������������������������������������������Ŀ
          � Please use comment form (or your own paper)       �
          � for any comments. We appreciate your thoughts and �
          � comments about this shareware version.            �
          �����������������������������������������������������










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             � !!!! SUPPORT THE SHAREWARE CONCEPT !!!!  �
             �                                          �
             � All the many shareware files available   �
             � have come about through hard work and    �
             � depend mainly on contributions from      �
             � users. It's a great system as there are  �
             � no heavy advertising or other costs as   �
             � with store-bought shareware. These       �
             � savings are passed on to you.            �
             � But to continue offering these           �
             � inexpensive products, shareware authors  �
             � rely on people to register if they have  �
             � found the file useful.                   �
             ������������������������������������������ͼ
JOKES - SEE PAGE 33.

            ADVANTAGES, USEFULNESS AND DESCRIPTIONS OF ITEMS
            OBTAINED THROUGH USE OF THIS FILE AND REGISTERED VERSION
            """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""


    1) WORKING MODELS OF MAJOR SOFTWARE PROGRAMS, DEMO DISKS AND
       ACTUAL SOFTWARE.

    There is NO other centralized listing as large as
    CompuFreebies (registered version) in the U.S. available on
    diskette. There is only one other available on CD Rom which
    is much more expensive but free items listed are only demo
    disks, not booklets, videos, free expos, seminars or other
    things.

    What exactly is a demo disk? These are given away as part of
    advertising and promotion efforts, especially for new
    products. Most are similar to slide shows and you watch
    colorful screens magically appear. There is an example of
    most of the features. The term 'self-running demo' is often
    used for these types of demos.  A working model does the most
    of any demo disk and is also more expensive to produce. It is
    almost the very same software sold for a lot of money. Unlike
    self-running or interactive demos, with a working model you
    can actually use many of the same features of the actual,
    expensive program. Each company's working model has unique
    limitations; most do not allow saving and/or printing. For
    obvious reasons, some functions cannot work or companies
    would in effect be giving away their software. However, some
    companies are more generous than others with usable features
    on the working model.  One company's working model (found in
    the full version) allows design of up to 30 IC's (Integrated
    Circuits) for printed circuit boards.  Our registered version
    lists all of Microsoft's working models including Windows.
    The working model of Windows 3.0 actually allows use of
    Windows in the lowest operating mode. For many people this
    may be good enough. You'll actually be able to use powerful
    Windows features. Many demos and other items are not
    advertised in magazines so Compufreebies is the only place
    you'll know about them.
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    You don't have to pay for or return anything. Demos are sent on
    re-usable diskettes. High density and 3.5" diskettes can be
    expensive, as you know.

    Demos are very valuable in revealing a great deal about the
    actual software. It will answer many questions such as:

    A) exactly how the screens are organized and will appear.
    B) how easy will it be to maneuver around, and
    C) where to locate the features YOU feel are important (not
       only those which advertisements describe).
    D) reveal quality of paper manuals and documentation. If the
       directions and documentation supplied with the demo disk
       (especially working models) are easy to use, then there's
       a good chance that the actual program will have the same
       qualities.
    E) quality of help screens and company support. How well are
       questions answered about materials received when you call
       the company? You'll see exactly how much on-screen help is
       provided.
    F) compare one or more software products easily and quickly.
       You'll be more certain as to which is the best software
       for your needs - without having to take a chance on a
       purchase. Often many magazines rate software and choose 2
       programs as the best. You can further compare these 2
       quickly on your own computer.

    I'm sure there are a lot more than these 6 points but the
    usefulness of demo disks in evaluating software should be quite
    clear.

    Demos offer many advantages over buying the actual, expensive
    software for review, for example, some computer/M.I.S. depts.
    cannot get quick authorization for purchase of a wide variety
    of actual software. Other problems are: Forms to be
    completed, red tape, waiting for approval, installation time,
    returns problems (IF allowed) such as keeping track of return
    dates, packing, postage, potential loss of items,
    're-stocking fees', etc. All this makes it very difficult to
    review a lot of very good software.

2) BEST CONTACT TELEPHONE NUMBERS AND EXTENSIONS.

    Nearly all companies listed here and the registered version
    have toll-free nos. I have contacted each company and found
    the most direct phone numbers. As a result, time spent on
    'hold' or transferred will be greatly reduced when you call.
    You'll reach the department directly responsible for the
    desired product. Often companies do not list their 800 number
    in ads or any other literature. But through research I've
    managed to find and include them here. This feature will save
    phone charges and time. Detailed instructions on what
    extension to ask for or number to press is included.


3) ACCESS TO COMPANY EXPERTS, TOLL-FREE TECH SUPPORT
 AND OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE CONTACTS.


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    You'll speak with the department most knowledgeable about the
    product. Sales reps. are very helpful and can answer most
    questions except the most technical. If a company has
    toll-free tech support the number is listed near the
    sales/marketing 800 number. These numbers are not widely
    advertised and were obtained with a lot of effort. A lot can
    be learned, including basics. E.g., anyone with an interest
    in networks can contact a network company that will explain
    some basics.

    Because you can speak with someone quickly and easily much
    more can be learned with less effort (and cost) than reading
    a book or manual. For many applications, e.g. Wordperfect,
    completely free tech. support is available.  For those who
    prefer studying, the booklet category has companies that send
    good basic guides for most computer fields.

4) VIDEO CASSETTES.

    These are also free and describe the company and/or their
    products. The tapes and boxes can be re-used to tape favorite
    programs and will fit into any VHS recorder. A total of 19
    videos are available in the registered version. Please see
    the catalog for description of Videolist which offers 140
    free videos plus a $10.00 credit from one company to all
    callers. These are all part of promoting products. However,
    you will also learn from these videos.

5) BOOKLETS, LITERATURE, MAGAZINES, EXPOS, GAME DEMOS, SEMINARS,
DISCOUNT CATALOGS, POSTERS, PERSONAL ORGANIZERS, MUGS, ETC.   (MUGS
AND PERSONAL ORGANIZERS AVAILABLE IN REGISTERED VERSION)

    Many companies send thick informative booklets and literature
    describing many computer-related topics. To educate their
    users they send basic 'How To' booklets. For example, titles
    read something like, "Getting The Most from Your PC, Network,
    Mainframe, Connectivity, Telephone, etc. (titles depend on
    the company.)" I carefully selected booklets which are truly
    informative and do not try to sell a particular product.
    These are not sales materials or brochures and you will
    really learn a lot from them.

    Free computer magazine subscriptions are used to increase ad
    revenue. Most of the ads deal with specific products and
    systems. These free magazines are specialized and appeal to a
    certain reader. These are an excellent source of information,
    news and events.

    Free admission to popular expos and conferences: These are
    large trade shows with many exhibits from companies all over
    the U.S. Normally admission at the show without an invitation
    is at least $10 - $30.00. As with other items, these passes
    are free to all callers.

    Free seminars are given to explain the basics of products and
    help potential customers understand products and services
    better. Practically all the expos and seminars listed in the
    registered version of CompuFreebies are not advertised any
    place else. Free catalogs are offered are on either CD Rom or
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    diskettes. These are found in the electronic catalog section.
    Many sales brochures come in large folders for holding papers.
    Large envelopes can be re-used for other mailings.

6) LEARN ABOUT COMPUTER PRODUCTS YOU NEVER KNEW EXISTED.

    A convenient listing of companies (such as this) with toll
    free numbers provides computer users with a great opportunity
    to explore and come across a solution or helpful product.
    Some companies with good products  may not take out a full
    page ad (or any ad) in magazines or newspapers. We have many
    unadvertised free items and computer products listed.

    No purchase is required at any time from any company. Take as
    much time as necessary to review the demo disks and other
    material carefully. Only ask for what is really necessary as
    most things are expensive, especially for mail and handling.



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    Once again, thank you for selecting and reviewing this file!
    We value all our customers and are committed to quality. I am
    sure you and\or your organization will find this unique
    product helpful. You will definitely and without question get
    back more than your investment - not only in material goods,
    but in gain of knowledge and learning. The value of reliable
    knowledge is quite high and always pays back good dividends.


                                 - Louis Puccio, President. INFOLIST.



                            SHAREWARE LAUGHS
                            """"""""""""""""
    Following are some jokes and humor straight from my computer
    to yours. I save some of the best jokes I come across into a
    large file and chose some here to share with you. I always
    say that we can never laugh too much. Well, that's not always
    true...I also say other things besides that! Oh well, you
    know what I mean. Enjoy!

                        *        *         *

    A young boy came home from class and his mother asked,  "What
    did  you learn in algebra class today, son?"
    "Well, I learned Pi R Square," replied the boy.
    "Now, hold on there, son; everybody knows that pie are round"


    Didja hear about the cow that caught such a cold she gave
    nothing but ice cream?


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    What are microchips ?
      A. Little bitty highway patrolmen
      B. What you eat with microdip
      C. What a herd of micros leave on the prairie

    On a bright, warm spring day, a certain resident of East Indian
    origin was shaking his rug on his front porch. A passerby saw
    him, couldn't help himself and blurted, "What is the problem?
    Can't get it started?"


    A rock band's drummer thought he would make a good policeman, he
    was use to pounding a beat.


    A taxi driver is a man who drives away customers.


    These two guys just arrived in America and decide to buy
    their first jigsaw puzzle.  It takes them six months to
    finish it.  One guy says, "Let's have a party to celebrate
    our accomplishment."  So they invite their friends over for a
    party and one of the guests asks, "What are we celebrating
    guys?"  The guys reply, as they're pointing to their
    accomplishment on the table, "We put together our first
    jigsaw puzzle and it only took us six months!" The guest
    says, "What is so special about that?  It doesn't look very
    difficult."  The guys reply, "Well, the cover of the box said
    '3 to 5 years'."


Author unknown:

    I walked into a pizza place down the street from where I use
    to live. I was with a friend and we could not decide what
    kind of pizza we wanted. We decided to get a half of one kind
    and half another. "Give us a large vegetarian pizza, but put
    pepperoni on half". The guy behind the counter VERY straight
    faced and quite serious asked: "Which half would you like the
    pepperoni on?" Without missing a beat, I said "The right
    half!" He wrote "Pepperoni on the right half" on the tag and
    handed it to the guy who makes the pizzas. That guy smiled a
    bit and proceeded to make us our pizza.

    About 20 minutes later they called my name. When I went to
    pick up the pizza I noticed that it was sitting so that the
    pepperoni was to my right but the counter person's left. I
    could not resist. I said "Hey, I wanted the pepperoni on the
    right side not the left side!"  This taught me not to be such
    a smart ass in the future. The clerk, looking worried,
    grabbed the pizza and tossed it into the trash saying "Damn,
    I'm sorry, they must have made a mistake. We will make you
    another one right now!"

    25 minutes later, I kept quiet and ate the pizza! My friend
    and I did laugh about it for quite some time. Especially when
    the clerk gave us each a free beer and said he was sorry for
    the mistake and that we had to wait!!!!
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    This piece of string walks into a bar, and says "Ouch!" He
    asks the bartender for a drink.  The bartender says "Hey, we
    don't allow string in here.  You'll have to leave."  The
    string gets up and walks out.  Later he decides to try it
    again.  This time he ties himself in a knot around the middle
    and cuts the end of the string by his head.  He goes back in
    the bar and orders a drink.  The bartender says "Hey, are you
    a string?"  The string says "No,
    I'm a frayed knot."

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
    All the kings horses and all the kings men
    Said what the heck, its only an egg!

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
    All the kings horses and all the kings men
    Had scrambled eggs for the next two weeks!

    I just heard about a group of US tourists who came back from
    the Soviet Union. They visited Lenin's Tomb, which is one of
    the most important monuments in the Kremlin.  Although the
    line was long, the foreigners were allowed to go to the front
    of the line. As they were allowed to enter, one 20 year old
    woman was not allowed to go in because she wore a short
    sleeved blouse. (It was in the summer) She couldn't figure
    out why such a rule existed.

    Later on, she asked her travel guide about the rule, and was
    told that the Soviet constitution does not guarantee the
    right to bare arms.

Some from the 8th annual Ten-Best Stressed Puns competition:

    A man discovered that a blood vessel on his wife's forehead
    would enlarge as the barometric pressure fell. He learned
    soon to predict rainstorms by observing her weather vein.


    Mr. Greenjeans said to Mr. Bluejeans,  "Me?  I like to wake
    up with the rooster.  How about you?"
    Mr. Bluejeans  shook his head,  "Naw, I prefer sleeping in my
    own bed."


       (Sung with Italian accordion music in the background.)

                If you see a big eel,
                and his teeth are like steel,
                That's a Moray. (A Moray!)

                If he's big and he's mean
                and he's slimy and green,
                That's a Moray. (A Moray)

                When he's fanning his gills,
                Better head for the hills,
                That's a Moray. (A Moray!)
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                From a hole in the reef,
                He will bring you much grief,
                That's a Moray. (A Moray!)


    The following was taken from the Internet humor news-group.
    Unfortunately, I do not have the author's name to give credit
    here:

SUBJECT: Service Interaction

    A particularly insidious kind of sales call now appearing in
    several cities is one which is initiated by computer, and
    contains recorded questions by some mellifluous voice that
    requires answers in simple digits or "yes" and "no". A voice
    recognition circuit then processes your answers and asks
    further questions based on your former answers.  The sales
    pitch is usually disguised as a survey of some kind.  The
    despicable thing about these things is that they won't leave
    you alone. If you hang up, they will just call back again.


    One day my wife got a call from one of these computer
    systems, and her answering machine answered. The conversation
    that followed was hilarious, as it consisted of two machines
    talking to each other without having the slightest idea about
    what each other was saying. The conversation wound up in an
    endless loop, as follows:

    [PHONE] *RING*

    [ANSWERING MACHINE] "...At the tone, please give your
    message.  BEEEEEP."

    [PHONE] "Hello. This is [company_name], and we are taking a
    telephone survey...when I ask a question, wait for the beep,
    then please speak plainly.  I will repeat your answer back to
    you, and verify it.  First, what is your phone number?
    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

    (The answering machine, upon hearing the beep, got confused
    and thought it was a play-back command, and generated another
    beep in response.)

    [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

    [PHONE] "Thank you! Your phone number was
    443-28347-47756-377764-22222.  Is that correct?
    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

    [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

    [PHONE] "Thank you! Do you have any children?
    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

    [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

    [PHONE] Thank you! What is the age of your first child?
    BEEEEEEEEEEP."
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    [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

    [PHONE] "Your first child is 1,222 years old. Is that
    correct?  BEEEEEP."

    [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

    [---------------  BEGIN ENDLESS LOOP ----------------]

    [PHONE] "Thank you! Do you have any more children? BEEEEEEP."

    [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

    [PHONE] "Thank you! What is this child's age? BEEEP."

    [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

    [PHONE] "This child is 4,233 years old. Is that correct?
    BEEEEP."

    [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

    [---------------------END LOOP -----------------------]

    My wife, upon noticing that the answering machine had been
    going for over half an hour, turned up the volume to find out
    what was going on. When she discovered this endless loop (by
    now she had over 200 children, all over 1,000 years old), she
    switched off the answering machine. The computer never called
    again.


                               FUN FACTS
                               """""""""

        The following is from my file of 'fun' and general facts.
        I add to this when I come across a magazine or newspaper
        article with something interesting or unique:

    Dave Kunst walked around the world in 4 1/2 years covering
    15,000 miles. He ended in Newport Beach, California in
    October 1974.

    Longest car in the world is in New York and costs $80,000. It
    has 2 sofas, TV, stereo, 2 fridges, bar and 3 phones. It's 27
    ft. long.


    The distance between the wingtips of a Boeing 747 is longer
    than the flight first made by the Wright Bros.

    Walter Diemer invented bubble gum in 1928. Everyone said the
    idea was crazy. When asked why bubble gum is pink he said,
    'It was the only coloring I had at the time.'

    Kangaroos received their names when Captain Cook's crew asked
    Australian aborigines what those strange creatures hopping
    about were. They answered, 'Kangaroo,' which means 'What are
    you saying?'
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    In 1978 a 37 year old man, Yukihoro Isa, climbed 12,388 Mount
    Fuji in 5 days. He was paralyzed from the waist down and did
    it in a one horsepower wheelchair.

    World's Longest Walk - He walked 19,019 miles in 7 years,
    from Tierra del Fuego in S. America to Alaska's shores.

           Some names of actual towns:

    Disco, Wisconsin  -  Waltz, Michigan
    Carefree, Arizona -  Panic, Pennsylvania
    Normal, Illinois -  Peculiar, Missouri
    Sunrise, Wyoming  -  Sunset, Louisiana

    Lively, Virginia  -  Drab, Pennsylvania
    Why, Arizona  -   Whynot, Mississippi
    Ball Ground, Georgia

    Baseline, Calif.
    Centerfield, Utah
    Diamond, Missouri
    Fence, Wisconsin
    Fly, Ohio
    Homer, Louisiana
    Pitcher, NY
    Sunfield, Michigan
    Umpire, Arkansas

    Elvis Presley's Favorite snack was a fried peanut butter and
    banana sandwich.

    Thomas Crapper - 1837 - 1910. A sanitary engineer who
    invented the valve-and-siphon arrangement that made the
    modern toilet possible.

    The busiest U.S. intersection: the junction of Interstate 10
    (Santa Monica Freeway) and Interstate 405 (San Diego
    Freeway). An average of 513,000 vehicles use it every day.


   NO. OF TELEPHONE POLLS IN US - AS OF 1989:

Alabama - 435,266          Connecticut - 388,627     Idaho - 60,840
Alaska - 394  (least)      Delaware - 45,303         Illinois - 737,728
Arizona - 167,202          D.C. - 17,458             Indiana - 522,940

Arkansas - 164,141         Florida - 635,506         Iowa - 106,175
California - 1,783,465 (most) Georgia - 426,207      Kansas - 166,145
Colorado -  216,268        Hawaii - 140,675          Kentucky - 446,403
Louisiana - 287,082                Ohio - 1,212,887

    Maine - 236,376                   Oklahoma - 282,144
    Maryland - 341,271                Oregon - 168,630
    Massachusetts - 644,852           Pennsylvania - 1,275,520
    Michigan - 660,291                Rhode Island - 134,408
    Minnesota - 144,238              South Carolina - 171,615
    Mississippi - 260,717             South Dakota - 20,293
    Missouri - 533,598                Tennessee - 515,516
    Montana - 56,198                  Texas - 1,290,977
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    Nebraska - 60,590                 Utah - 87,104
    Nevada - 75,190                   Vermont - 141,997
    New Hampshire - 216,699           Virginia - 542,970
    New Jersey - 640,162              Washington - 366,826
    New Mexico - 84,918               West Virginia - 315,630
    New York - 1,469,917 (2nd most)   Wisconsin - 231,594
    North Carolina - 403,983          Wyoming - 37,283
    North Dakota - 15,214
                                 Total - 19,387,333

    About 50 million hot dogs are consumed in the U.S. every day!

    Walter Nilson, on a dare from Robert "Believe It Or Not"
    Ripley, unicycled across the U.S. from New York City to San
    Francisco covering 3,306 miles in 117 days without falling
    once.

    Chief M.K.O. Abiola, the head of a tribe in Nigeria is a
    billionaire. He pays for the college education of any
    Nigerian who asks him.


CAN'T COUNT

    In Cranston, R.I., Donald M. Thomas, 34, escaped in March
    after serving 89 days of a 90-day jail sentence for
    disorderly conduct and thus now faces up to 20 years in prison.


            Well, this is it! This is really the end of this file...

                             :>




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