Things That Go 'BOOM' and Other Stuff That Rulez
                                Issue Three

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WARNING: Don't try this at home.  If you're stupid enough to try any of this
shit, we're not responsible.  We aren't gonna pay your hospital bills because
you blew off your thumb.  We'll just laugh at you.  WE AREN'T RESPONSIBLE FOR
ANY DAMAGES CAUSED BY USE OF ANY OF THE MATERIAL PRESENTED IN THIS FILE.

Smoke Bomb by Alpine Hacker:
 This recipe was witten by Alpine Kracker.  It originally appeared in
 Phrack #6.  But, we thought it was appropriate for this newsletter.
Ingredients:
 Saltpetre (Potassium Nitrate)
 Sugar
 Alcohol (100% is best, but plain rubbing alcohol will work)
 Gunpowder (or some ground-up rocket engines)
 Matches (Get a box of 50 packs -they can be very useful.)
 Coffee can
 Cigarette
Directions:
 Combine the sugar and saltpetre in a 3:1 ratio (Sugar:saltpetre) and heat
 over a low flame until the mixture has thoroughly melted together. (It will
 look like sticky white lumps when ready) You need to stir this continually
 while heating, and remove it from the flame at the very first sign of smoke.
 I had a batch go off in my face once, and the workroom was filled with smoke
 for a good half hour. It is easier and safer to work with smaller batches.
 Now, dump all of this "smoke powder" into a coffee can, add some match
 heads, moisten it with a little alcohol, and add gunpowder until all the
 smoke powder is coated. Now tape a cigarette between the match heads in an
 unopened book.  Imbed the book into the mixture.
 Light the but, and walk casually away to find a nice alibi within 5 minutes.
Notes:
 You should be able to find some Saltpeter in a local drug store.
 All of the gunpowder, match heads, and alcohol is simply to insure good
 ignition. You can omit them, but if you have them, mix them in for
 reliability's sake. For the fuse, you can either use the one listed, or
 either some canon fuse, or a rocket igniter and an electrical system.
 A quarter pound of this stuff is supposed to fill a city block. I'm not
 sure if that is accurate, but it sure fills a public bathroom nicely.

Movie Technique:
 Movies use a very simple method to create fog.  They get a whole lot of
 liquid nitrogen (that really cold shit) and put it in buckets where they
 want the fog.  The liguid nitrogen converts directly to a white fog-like
 gas.  You should be able to get liquid nitrogen at any well stocked
 chemistry lab in high school or college.

C & C Hellfire Mix:
 This is one of the kewlest flammable mixtures we know about.  It is derived
 from the fact that heated wax and gasoline will form a new substance when
 combined.  We call this substance the C & C Hellfire Mix.  We originally
 intended to use gun powder instead of the gas, but we've been too lasy to
 get some gun powder.  If you replace the gas with gun powder, please tell
 us how it works.  C & C Hellfire Mix is basicly just highly flammable wax.
Ingredients:
 Candle Wax
 Gasoline
 Microwave
 Glass Jar
Directions:
 Put the candle wax in the jar.  Heat the jar in the microwave.  It takes me
 about 15 minutes to heat the wax to a liquid state in the microwave.  You
 an use a flame to do it faster, but I find the microwave more conenient.
 Then, when the wax is in a liquid state, mix some gasoline in.  The exact
 ratio of gas to wax is up to you.  Obviously, the more gas you put in, the
 bigger fire you'll get and the less easily it will harden.  It depends on
 what you want to do with the Hellfire Mix.  Well anyway, stir the mixture
 after you add the gas.  Then, do whatever yer gonna do with it.
Substitutions for the gasoline:
 We assume C & C Hellfire Mix works with just about any flammable substance.
 However, we've only tried it with gas and rubber cement.  If you try it with
 other substances please let us know.  Most liquids should work just like
 gas though.  Rubber cement is one of the more interesting combinations.
 It creates a sticky flammble wax.  However, it doesn't compare to gas for
 flammability.
Uses for C & C Hellfire Mix:
 Wicks - make wicks with it.  Get a string and make some Hellfire Mix.  When
  the mixture is still liquid, dip the string in.  The string will become
  coated with the mixture.  Only one or two dips though, it doesn't work well
  with more.  For this use, there should be a high gas to wax ratio.
 Explosive Candles - Yes, you can make candles out of C & C Hellfire Mix.
  Give them to your favorite relatives as gifts.  Start out just like wicks,
  but dip the string in a lot more.  For this use, your gonna need a tall
  thin pot.  This will allow you to keep the candle straight.  You may need
  to keep the mix warm so it doesn't turn to a solid on you.
 Sterno substitute - C & C Hellfire Mix will even replace sterno.  Take a
  used sterno can (or some other can) and pour the Hellfire Mix into it.
  Then, let the mix cool.  It should form a solid substance.  When you try
  to light it, it may take a second but after that stand back.
 Molotov Cocktails - Can you replace the gasoline in Molotovs with C & C
  Hellfire Mix?  Well, sorta.  It won't explode as cool and it might cool to
  a solid before you throw it.  And, it's more expensive and harder to get
  than gasoline.  But, if you want to make a Molotov with Hellfire Mix go
  ahead.  Just don't blame us if it sucks.

Pin the Rocket on the Moron:
 On the lighter side, here's a fun little game for all of you to play.
 Please rememeber, if you get hurt it ain't our fault.  Okay, now that we
 warned you here's the game.
Object:
 Shoot little rockets at a moron running around in a field (or forest or
 swamp or nuclear waste dump.)  Whenever someone hits him, he loses.
 Whenever he successfully dodges a rocket, he wins.  But, winning doesn't
 mean shit.
Materials:
 1 metal pipe
 1 lighter
 lot of little rockets
Directions:
 You can get about six little rockets from one firework if you buy the right
 one.  Put the rockets in the pipe (which is on the aimer's shoulder.)  Then,
 have the ignitor (the person behind the aimer) light the rockeet with the
 lighter.  It should come shooting out of the pipe.
Notes:
 Yes believe it or not, this game HAS been tested.  Of course, the moron
 running around in the field didn't really consent, but that doesn't matter.