The Complete Guide to Beastiality and Necro-Beastiality
by
Warlock and Shroomer
Since the beginning of time ,men have been plagued with cold-nosed women
who simply refused to put out.Well ,it was not long before man realized the
value of Rosey Palm and her five sisters.Men really liked ole Rose,but she
lacked that lubricating wetness that provided for mind blowing orgasms that
pussy could secrete.So those men got to thinking:A pussy is a pussy ,no
matter what the species.So be69 the age of Beastiality.Unfortunately
,fucking animals gave rise to new diseases,like syphilis.So when the rubber
was finally invented ,men could not only beast-fuck without the worry of
infecting their dicks,they could also fuck the dead ones.Now with the
arrival of AIDS, women are especially stingy with their snatches.I hope
this guide will be helpful to men & women both.
FINDING AN ANIMAL
Make sure the animals cunt is big enough to fit your dick!You havent felt
pain until you've had a donkey crack your nads!Suggested animals-
Sheep,cow,horse(if your over 6'),pig.Just go out in the country if you live
in the city,or the zoo if you have no wheels.
Animals have to get excited,just like humans.Try to pick an animal without
a tail,cause usually they have shit caked in the hair.Leave the animal
standing,don't attenp to lay it down.Remember,they fuck standing up(unless
you choose a cat).Now, get on your knees and GENTLY grasp her ankles.Close
your eyes and slowly run your tounge along the length her slit.Try to hold
your nose,the slime on her outer lips is a mixture of
spit,piss,piss,piss,piss,smegma,and whatever else she rubbed her cunt
in.Her hips will start to get a little relaxed,and soon her pussy-juice
will start to drip down your face.Use your fingers and find her clit if you
can.Work 1 finger in at first,then 2 until her hole is loose enough to
bang.
IMPORTANT IMPORTANT STEP
Now slip on your rubber.I recommend Trogan (C), lubed with receptacle.Never
use ribbed or you'll get kicked in the nuts again.
FUCKING THE ANIMAL
Slowly stand up, you dont want to ruin the mood she's in.Animals can be
even flakier than real women.Reach down and spread her cuntlips open.
Dosen't it look great! Now , the hard part.Slowly slide your firm,hard dick
up her loose,smelly gash.Once you have it in , hold your position. Let her
get used to the feeling of you member inside her.Now slowly grind your
pelvis into her ass. I know tou'll be getting shit all over your bush since
her asshole is right there, but this will arouse her even more .Don't be
surprised if she farts either, they can 't hold gas when they fuck.SLOWLY
thrust in and out. Be sensative to the needs of your partner, work out a
rythym WITH her , dont be selfish. Occasionally reach down and fondle her
clit, her anus, herthighs. She will love you for it. Now you can quicken up
the pace and let go of your wad.Sometimes if the mood is right , you can
rip off your rubber and shoot your wad all over her butt, using your cum
for lube if you decide to fuck her in the ass later.
ANAL SEX
If you didn't come on her ass, you might want to lick your fingers and work
then in her asshole.Or you can just lick her asshole and wiggle your tounge
inside her bowels if you like,both will do the trick. Animals are generally
not fond of buttfucking, it hurts them too, only they are used to passing
massive amounts of shit so their assholes are a tad looser.
NECRO-BEASTIALITY
Necro-beastiality can be dangerous. You are sticking your dick in dead
flesh, and there's a lots of bacteria at work decomposing her body. So, now
you have more than just one disease to worry about. But I know how
satisfying it can be to fuck a cold, dead pussy. The nice thing is you
don't have to worry if she want to or not.. She's dead. Also,you dont have
yo worry about lubrication. During the couse of decaying, the animals cunt
will be bloated with pus, so once you start to bang all those tatsy juices
go free!! You might also want to try oral sex with her.Just bend over and
lick up the pus.Don't attempt anal sex! Her intestines are stiff, when you
pull your dick out, her guts will still be wrapped around your dick and it
gets real messy...
