THA MINISTRY (D-Fense) Bombing
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How to make a simple bomb? Thiz iz how... I thought thiz ovah and ovah and
one day I tried it out... Guess what, it worked... kinda. :-)
DISCLAIMER (shit!):
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Use/read thiz textphile at yar own risk. If ya want to try out thiz
stuff here, go ahead but don't blame me for any damage! Take it as a
man!
THE REAL STUFF!:
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Here's what ya need; (*) A bit of Spiritus (or any other high-
flamable product, the more flamable the
better!)
(*) A piece of rope (not too thick, just a
small piece.)
(*) Two fire-crackers. (Dutch:een trekbommeke)
(*) A "Kinder-Surprise".. yep, that's right!
(*) Some tape.
If you got all these stuff, start making it! First ya need to eat the
'Kinder-Surprise' away to get to that stupid yellow egg kinda-thing...
Then, open it, throw away the contents and pry two *very* little holes
on both halves of the egg. Then, take the rope, cut it in two and put
one side of the rope through the one hole in the egg and make a knot
so it won't slip out if you pull it. Do the same with the other half.
Then, tape the hole tight so it won't let out any fluid!!!! When you
think everything is secure, continue... Else, retry! Fill the egg
up with your "Flamable product". When this is done, attach the two
firecrackers on each side of this egg, attach with your tape both ends
of the "pull-strings" of the firecracker onto the egg... You have your
home-made bomb...
Here a scheme;
++++ = Firecracker
__+++++___ ----. = Rope
/ \ * = Knot
.--------|* FLUID *|--------.
\____________/ The rest should be pretty
+++++ clear...
It works like thiz, when you pull both ends of the rope the egg breaks
in two, thus setting off the firecracker above and below while the
flamable product is getting out ==> Result; FIRE FIRE ... shut up Beavis!
WARNING:
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All i wanna say is; you can actually kill a man with it. Well, this
thing kinda killed my pants. I swear to God! My pants got on fire and
I had to take them off in the middle of the street! Man, I have never
been any more embarassed before in my entire life!!!!!
ENDING:
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Greetz to the >Ministry< group and Daj Shung+natje, system shock users
and The Cop, Mike, Agressor, ...
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TESTED AND APPROVED...
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Give us the fucking code! If you don't what'll change? What'll ever
fucking change for you? You'll wind up like the old man. You'll tear
it all down and start building again! You'll build the walls back,
tighter and tighter... I got no idea at all what'll happen if
Wintermute wins, but it'll CHANGE something.
