Let's face it! School is a necessary evil... I teaches you some shitty
stuff which you'll never need in your entire life, all you learn at school
is how to stay awake in desperate situations, how to write/read and how
to calculate, ... that's it!!
Now, things weren't *that* bad if there weren't those pesky teachers! You
prolly seen 'em; those pigs who grin at you when you failed your ### test!
If I would have a .22 right then, I swear to God, I'd blew their brains
right out... But, since killing is a federal offence, we just have to come
up with some gags, jokes, vandalism, ...
Don't do it yarself, let Ministry do it for ya!
Thanks to the Anarchist Manual I was able to be sure of what I wrote...
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� What your about to read is 100% pure phun, however, some acts described �
� in here is a federal offence and could get your ass into jail in next �
� no time. So, use at your own risk! �
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THESE TRICKS CAN BE PULLED ON THE SCHOOL VERY EASILY WIHTOUT HURTING ANY-
BODY IF YOU USE IT WISELY. READ ON FOR MORE PAINFULL HINTS...
Giving the school a bad reputation
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This is not so hard to do if you have the time and the money... Make
a flier on your pc which says racistic stuff, sexual stuff or any
other stuff that's controvert. Now, let it copy 50 times. Go to your
local library, there you always have some racks stashed with magazines
and other fliers. Now, simply take away one kind of fliers and put
yours instead! Your done. People will read it and will but the hell
out of the principal!
HINT: Slogans like, "[xxxxxx] doesn't accept niggas!!!" or
"[xxxxxx]... a white school for white people!!!"
These are *real* good things to do!!! Put up a picture of
your principal on top of the flier... This will guarantee you
mega-succes! My friend and I once painted a slogan on the inner
walls of our school with this slogan;
" Wir heissen du wilkom in das Konzentrationslager [xxxxxxxx] "
This kicked ass!!!
Giving the teachers a bad reputation
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The same as with the previous, but now use slogans which only apply
to the teacher(s) you want to kick some butt with... Slogans like
"I blow all my students every day!", etc. keeps the moral at a high
level :-)
...or, cut out an obscene picture out of the latest Playboy, Private
etc, scan it in with your pc and Cut & Paste a bit with the head of
the "beloved" teacher and the bitch... Then print it out 100 times
and spread it like hell!
Tying up the fax-system
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Take two sheets of paper and write some obscene stuff on it. Then
insert the first paper into the fax-machine, then attach the second
paper to the first one, so you have a loop. I think you get the idea
right now, don't you?! Then, punch in the number of the school's fax
and let it roll. Mind you; most faxes detect from which destination
the call got, so you might try it at somebody else their house.
This will spoil lotsa thermic paper at school and they won't re-use
it, because you've written some stuff on it. Suddenly, their fax
machine will go berserk (=overheating) and will break down :-))
Uhoh! Bomb-alarm!
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Pretend your sick, vomit (put your fingers way back into your mouth)
and go to see the principal. Ask him if you may use the phone to
call your parents. If the principal stands with you, ask him *polite*
to respect your privacy (in short; piss off!). Then, when your alone
dial up the cops and tell 'em there is a bomb who's about to explode
in your school... Well, this is *really* lame and they'll have your
nuts busted in next to no time... This trick is for people who are
having a tatoo on their chest saying "Born to lose" :-))
Here's a better one; leave real early that morning and go to a phone
booth in a quiet neighbourhood. Give the cops your ring, and head for
school as quick as you can. Run/bike/skate like hell. Because when
you enter the school *before* the cops show up, you won't be a suspect.
Make your call as short as possible! Preferably a half a minute to
an entire minute, after that you *must* bail out! Most important
don't tell it to anybody!!!
Car-fun!
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Go to the cars of the teachers. Wait until it's getting dark, and
no one is around. Then, (a) ... smash the windows.
(b) ... flatten the tires (very easy).
(c) ... hotwire the car and get away :-)
(d) ... put a little coin at the bottom of
the window. Glass will sprinkle at the
attempt of removing it!
(e) ... Get under the car and squish the
tail-pipe a bit. Then, when the poor
chap is riding in town, he won't notice
a thing, but when he tries to drive harder
he won't be able to!
In the classroom
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Write obscene/racistic stuff on the back of the blackboard! It always
works! Throw a smokebomb in the trashcan... Lotsa smoke in the class
room is great! When you're getting more serious about things, you may
consider adding a letter with a note in it saying "This was a warning".
or some shit like that... Be sure to use another handwritting as you
know, the cops will soon trace the note.
Using fliers [lame tricks].
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Writing a formal letter (with the schools-heading, etc. on it) to some
student you really like and tell 'em the school is gonna be on a strike
for *one* day. You _MUST_ send the envelope on a Friday, so the poor
guy/girl will receive it Saterday/Monday, and it will be too late to
ask other people, so the poor devil will think it's true and will stay
at home. Be sure, you tell shit like; "Hey man, don't ya know the
school is on a strike Monday?!" from the moment you *leave* the school
and when there is no fucking way of asking the teachers... Ask alot of
people to co-operate!
Create fliers which says " The senior students of [xxxxxxxxxx] are
holding a project of the 'influence of curse-words on the phone'. To
be able to do this project, we would like you to call us on the number
[(xxx)xxx-xxx-xxx] and start shouting/cursing in it. After 2 minutes
of cursing/shouting, we will evaluate what the reaction was...". Just
make some thing up, however; this is a *full* working and very funny
example to do. To have maximum callers, put fliers in your local
library!
Call your favorite radio-show and tell them you're selling your
collection of Sepultura/Biohazard/Cannibal Corpse/... and when the
listeners want to have it, they should call to [(xxx)xxx-xxx-xxx].
Yep ==> The school's number! :-D HINT: "Hallo Hautekiet" -- stubru.
Bomb the teacher
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Throw a molotov in de frontyard of the teacher. Mind; bombing is an
illegal thing to do, so when you get caught, it's not my fault! How
to make a molotov... Read on!
(*) Molotov: Simple bomb who is used worldwide by terrorists and was
used first by the Russians at German tanks. Molotovs have
the ability to splatter out in fire and stick to everything
they come in contact with, leaving a horrable trace of
fire!
Now, for the creation-part; Take any highly flammable material (like
gasoline, diesel, fuel, kerosene, ethyl or methyl alcohol, lighter
fluid, turpentine or any mixture of the above) and pour it in a large
bottle. After putting the flammable liquid in the bottle, simply put
a piece of cloth that is soaked in the liquid, in the top of the bottle.
It must fit *tight*, then wrap around some cloth around the neck of the
bottle and tie it. Be sure to leave some inches of lose cloth so you
can light the damn thing! Now, light the exposed cloth, throw it and
run like hell!!
Flammable mixtures such as kerosene and motor oil, should be mixed
with volatile and flammable liquid (like; gasoline, ...). A mixture
with tar/grease and gasoline will stick to the surface that it strikes
and will burn hotter!!! ==> extreme hard to extinguish. If you create
such a mixture, shake it heavily!!
Smoke bomb in the classroom
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One type of pyrotechnic device that might be employed by a terrorist in
many way would be a smoke bomb. Such a device could conceal the
getaway route, or cause a diversion, or simply provide cover. Such a
device, were it to produce enough smoke that smelled bad enough, could
force the evacuation of a building, for example. Smoke bombs are not
difficult to make. Although the military smoke bombs employ powdered
white phosphorus or titanium compounds, such materials are usually
unavailable to even the most well-equipped terrorist. Instead, he/she
would have to make the smoke bomb for themselves.
Most homemade smoke bombs usually employ some type of base powder, such
as black powder or pyrodex, to support combustion. The base material
will burn well, and provide heat to cause the other materials in the
device to burn, but not completely or cleanly. Table sugar, mixed with
sulfur and a base material, produces large amounts of smoke. Sawdust,
especially if it has a small amount of oil in it, and a base powder
works well also. Other excellent smoke ingredients are small pieces of
rubber, finely ground plastics, and many chemical mixtures. The
material in road flares can be mixed with sugar and sulfur and a base
powder produces much smoke. Most of the fuel-oxodizer mixtures, if the
ratio is not correct, produce much smoke when added to a base powder.
The list of possibilities goes on and on. The trick to a successful
smoke bomb also lies in the container used. A plastic cylinder works
well, and contributes to the smoke produced. The hole in the smoke
bomb where the fuse enters must be large enough to allow the material
to burn without causing an explosion. This is another plus for plastic
containers, since they will melt and burn when the smoke material
ignites, producing an opening large enough to prevent an explosion.
Call 'em...
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Just, pretend you're gonna kill your principal/teacher by leaving
notes like "Tonight is the night",... in this/her books/desk. Call
him/her up late at night saying you're gonna rape her or you're gonna
kill him by cutting his longues out... Just make some up.
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THESE ARE THE MORE HARDER THINGS TO TO TEACHERS/STUDENTS OR ANYONE IN
PARTICULAR. YOU CAN INJURE THE POOR CHAPS SEVERE WITH SOME TECHNIQUES!
Kill 'em... (all)
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(1) Hit him *real* hard at his throut. You'll punch the "apple of
life" and he'll choke to dead. Just watch him choke...
(2) Hit him *real* hard and with both hands on both his ears. This
way you'll cause an internal bleeding-process so the poor devil
is pretty dead in a few seconds.
(3) Just punch him hard on his nose. Make a solid fist and smash
real hard from below up to his head so his nose-bone will pierce
into his brains. ==> Dead...
(4) Pick out his eyes (V-shaped fingers). Don't be afraid to move
around your fingers once your in, because when you do something
you must do things right!!
(5) Kick him *reaaaaaaaaaaaaal* hard in the genetals... Ohw!
painful and sometimes even lethal!
Sorry...
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Sorry must go to D-Fense who got into trouble while he was testing some
thing I tought should work! sorry pal, next time I'll take the blame :)
