20 TOOLS YOU CAN USE TO TERROR AND HAVOK
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BY THE DARK ENTROPY
GREETS TO: The Anarchial Artist- My partner in kryme
Psycho- the pyro-maniac who knows 2 much
Captain Kidd- Yere cool there buddy..
H8RED- Nice shit in your garage
For all of you out there who have ever look at something and said" I wonder
how that works?" your a lamer so get puny ass outta here.
For those of you who looked at something and wondered " How can I screw this
mother-fucker up and turn it into a insturment of havok?" This list is for
you.
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1. Burlap Bag- Sumthin to carry your tools of destruction in.
use a simple potato sack. Don't take a backpack because you can get
tangled up in it. Ya can chuck it in a bush if chased
2. Hammer- Use this tool for many things from smashing to nailing an alive
cat's tail to a tree. A normal claw hammer will work best but for bustin'
port-a-shits a sledge is the only way to go.
3. Nails- Another common tool that can be corrupted to our needs. My personal
area of play (prey) is a picnic area. Look for outdoor water pipes and place
the nail against the pipe and give it a tap from the hammer and remove the
nail hopefully a mini geyser of comes shooting out. If you see nothing
coming out but here this hissing noise GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!
YOU HIT A GAS LINE AND ITS GONNA BLOW!!!!!
4. Wood Saw- If yere near a childrens playground this can be a kick-ass
tool. Usually this places are built out of 4x4's but some crossbeams and
shit are just 2x4's just whip out yer saw when no ones lookin' then jump up
hang off it until it breaks off. But do it fast or you will look like a ass
5. Keyhole Saw- Just slip this fucker between the door cracks bring it down
till you feel the bolt begin to saw. After a bit you cut the bolt and in you
go. Use this for getting into sheds, ranger houses, and anything with
deaddbolts.
6. Tree Saws- Use these big saws to create your own roadblocks or smash
washrooms with the strength of good ol' mama nature. The only problem is
that it takes a while to cut down a tree.
7.Screwdrivers- Phillips,robinsons, and slots if you dont what know to do
with these delete the file.
8.Crowbars- An absolute must. This vesatile tool can be for everything
from prying out nails to bashing the shit outta sumthin' or someone!
9.SprayPaint- Use this to vandalize an area or to create your own personal
flamethrower. Accomplish this by puttin' a lighter in front of it. If the
flame gets sucked in wait till the can gets hot then chuk it as far as
possible. It should explode.
10.Hot Glue Gun- Use this item for more urban missions. Hopefully it's battery
powered and you can carry it around. Simply take the gun and stick it inside
the lock. When it hardens the fucker won't be able to get in.
11.Various Chemicals- I'm no chemist but even I carry around a few assorted
chemicals around in my bag with me. Usually I take some Iscopropyl, some
kind of oil, and some gas. Use the iscoprop to burn shit, the oil to make
stuff slippery, and if you don't know what to do with gas you're stupidddd.
12.B-B Gun- A must for shattering windows and the like. Also shoot cute little
furry animals (use Anarchial Artist point scale). Also if yer smart enuff to
make nitro-glycerine you can use this too set it off.
13.Basball Bat- Think about it stupid.....
14.Utility Knife- What ever you do bring a knife that looks scary. If some old
geezer comes after you and ya flash out a swiss-army knife yah it would keep
him away but if you just rolled some big 230 pound guy's kid I don't think
he would back down. Get something with a big blade like a fillet knife or a
machete ( not a butter knife )
15.FIRE!!!!!- A must for every sab.
16.Bolt Cutters- The conservation area behind my house is surrounded by a tall
fence instead of climbing it all the time we just used this baby and *PRESTO*
now more climbing. Make sure you the heavy cutters because with those you can
shear locks.
17.Pipe Cutter- Whirl this thing around any pipe you see and in a few minutes
your through faster than a hacksaw and it's easier and quieter. Also if you
ever have ever seen lots of steel wire wrapped together tightly together if
you use this on it you will weaken greatly. In fact there is a eletrical pole
thats falling next wind.
18.Rope- Use it for making a quick escape route or tying people. Also use it
to tie people to things. (tie someone to a rock and chuck em in a lake.
19.Fishing Line- Fun, fun, Fun! A versatile item you can use almost everywhere.
In well known biking areas string it across from two trees up high. As they
whipping around the corner on their $500 bikes *BOOM* they're clothes-lined.
If you're good take their bikes and ride off. Also plave on the ground where
down to earth hikers will be hittin' the earth hard when they trip. Another
nasty variant is a choke wire after a tripwire whwn the fall they strangle
themselves. If you find some cheesewire use it for your chokes not only will
they choke they will also cut their neck.
20.Knowledge of the Area- One of the most important "tools" If you don't know
where to run when the explosions roar or when the cops come a callin' your
burnt or yer busted.
