The object of the game is to re-assemble the defunct "One Foot Down" band
tonight for a gig in Road's MoeHouse down-town.
The band consists of 5 members, now dispersed all over town:
Gizzard the singer manages an adult shop.
Slug the other singer perfects the art of masturbation.
Possum the drummer teaches music in a primary school.
Stoney the bass player is a complete drop-out.
Bone the guitar virtuoso is writing this computer-game.
They must all be found and told about the gig, and each of them
may have some different requirements.
First we collect useful items around the house:
(you may notice another couple of items that are not very useful)
GET POSTER
S
GET BALL
SW
GET TOWEL
OPEN DOOR
S
GET SOAP
N, NE, U
OPEN FRIDGE AND FREEZER AND DRAWER AND MICROWAVE
LOOK IN ICETRAY
GET CUBE AND BOTTLE AND KNIFE
PUT CUBE IN MICROWAVE
CLOSE MICROWAVE
PUSH COOK
OPEN MICROWAVE
GET KEY
N, N
LOOK IN FIREPLACE
GET POKER
X MANTLE
GET MATCHES
X WOOD
GET LOG
E, N
OPEN DRAWER
OPEN BIBLE
READ CARD this allows us to drive to fantasy-island
X BED
GET SHEET
S, S
X RACK
GET HANGER
Now up to the attic, something there will
provide us with important driving directions:
MOVE RACK
UNLOCK DOOR WITH KEY
OPEN IT
U
PUT POSTER UNDER DOOR
UNBEND HANGER
BEND IT
PUT IT IN KEYHOLE
GET ALL
UNLOCK DOOR WITH KEY
OPEN DOOR
W
GET MOVIES
X MOVIES that's it! now we can drive to the Amp Ride
E, D, SW
X PHONE
PUSH PLAY now we have a reason to drive down-town
X POSTER
TYPE 5553696 now we know the names of all band-members
We are ready to explore outside now:
S
OPEN MAILBOX
LOOK IN MAILBOX
GET LETTER
OPEN IT
SE
GET SCREWDRIVER AND BATTERY
W, GET IN CAR
Although there is not much we can do in the Amp Ride yet,
we can at least learn there about another place:
AR, GET OUT
W
LOOK IN CAN
READ NEWSPAPER that's it! now we can drive to the school
E, GET IN CAR
But we cannot access the school before we return the stolen ball -
It was inflated when we stole it, so it must be inflated again:
FI, GET OUT
W, N
INFLATE BALL
S, E, GET IN CAR
Off to school - meet beautiful Ms. Swatter and collect a few important items:
BLS, GET OUT
S
GET FRISBEE
E
GIVE BALL TO SWATTER
S, SE
GET GLOVE
NW, E
GET GLASSES
FIX THEM
N, E
GET PENS
W, S, W, N, W, N, GET IN CAR
We now need one item from town:
DT, GET OUT
W, S, W, N, N
GET WIRE
UNLOCK DOOR
OPEN DOOR
E, E, GET IN CAR
Off to collect all good fortunes from Fantasy Island,
we also recruit our first band-member, Gizzard:
FI, GET OUT
W, W, N
ATTACH WIRE TO BATTERY
WRAP WIRE AROUND POKER
GET KEY WITH ELECTROMAGNET
UNLOCK LOCK WITH KEY
OPEN CABINET
PUT REEL IN PROJECTOR
TURN PROJECTOR ON
S, E, S
GET MAGAZINE
SW
LOOK IN HOLE
WEAR GLOVE
PLAY WITH ERECTION (found no cleaner way to sat it)
NE, S
GET MICROPHONE AND COAT
LOOK IN COAT
GET TICKET
N, N
TELL GIZZARD ABOUT GIG
GIVE MICROPHONE TO GIZZARD
N
TURN LIGHT OFF
UNSCREW SCREWS WITH SCREWDRIVER
GET BLACKLIGHT
S, E, GET IN CAR
Now that we finally have the video-shop free-rentals ticket,
we can make the best of it.
We also recruit our second band-member, Stoney:
AR, GET OUT
W, N
GIVE MOVIES TO CLERK
GET CANDY
ASK CLERK FOR KEY
GET AMP
E
HIT MACHINE
W
GIVE KEY TO CLERK
S
DRINK BEER
PUT NOZZLE IN BOTTLE
S, S
GIVE CERTIFICATE TO CLERK
N
GIVE PACK
TELL STONEY ABOUT GIG
GIVE AMP TO STONEY
N, E, GET IN CAR
Now the candy does magic on kids, it also reveals Possum,
our third recruit:
BLS, GET OUT
S, E, S, E, N
ERASE BOARD
WRITE ON BOARD (so that Possum will have no other commitments)
GET DRUMSTICKS
E
GIVE CANDY TO KIDS
TELL POSSUM ABOUT GIG
GIVE STICKS TO POSSUM
W, S, W, N, W, N, GET IN CAR
Down-Town, we go through the necessary red-tape to mail our letter
and obtain a gift-microphone:
DT, GET OUT
W, S, E, U
DROP SOAP (this takes care of the marines)
READ MAILBOXES (Ms. Swatter is 3rd door)
KNOCK ON THIRD DOOR
D, N, W
GIVE PANTIES TO ROAST
E, N
PUT PENS IN PROTECTOR
WEAR GLASSES AND PROTECTOR (now we are certified geeks)
D
LOOK IN BASKET
GET SNIPS (that's all, Bone is busy, the game is not over)
U, W, W, N, U
CUT WIRE
OPEN BOX
GET COIN
D, S, E, N, E
PUT COIN IN SLOT
PUT LETTER IN BOX
W, S, W, S, E, GET IN CAR
Now we use the new microphone to recruit our fourth band-member, Slug:
HOME, GET OUT
N
GET PACKAGE
OPEN PACKAGE
N, NE, U, W
GIVE MICROPHONE TO SLUG
TELL SLUG ABOUT GIG
Bone has to be our last recruit:
E, D, SW, S, S, GET IN CAR
DT, GET OUT
W, N, E, D
TELL BONE ABOUT GIG
U, W, S, E, GET IN CAR
The One-Foot-Down band is now all practicing at home,
go there and give them the last incentive:
HOME, GET OUT
N, N, D, N
LOOK BEHIND SOFA
TURN ON STEREO
PUT TAPE IN STEREO
PUSH PLAY
Oops, forgot something - better not be seen with it in public:
S, W
OPEN DOOR
PUT GLOVE IN FURNACE
E, U, S, S, GET IN CAR
Hurry-up: the OFD show is in town:
DT, GET OUT
W, S, W
GIVE MAGAZINE TO BOUNCER
Must divert the police:
E, N, N, E, N
TEAR SHEET
PUT FUSE IN BOTTLE
CARVE LOG
WEAR MASK AND COAT
LIGHT FUSE
PUT BOTTLE IN CAN
Nothing stops us now (almost):
W, S, S, W, N
GIVE BLACKLIGHT TO ROAD
N
Now what? this word does not appear in the dictionary - just try it anyway:
MOSH
Have you tried:
* recruiting Stoney, Possum or Bone prematurely?
* walking through the MoeHouse stage-door when closed? locked?
* filling gas without permission?
* playing the drums?
* looking through the window - at home? on Fantasy Island?
* eating the Cheetos?
* taking the Cheetos to the MoeHouse?
* giving other things to the clerks?
* cleaning the bathroom sink?
* turning on the shower?
* searching the toilet?
* completing the game with what you found there?
