Moist is a Scarlet Herring game written in TADS.
This walkthrough was written by Ross Presser.
An exact walkthru is not quite possible because of Fanny's random
movements. Furthermore, there are many many many different ways to
make each girl come (as well as yourself). But this should help you
past the puzzles.
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PRELUDE: GETTING READY TO RUMBLE
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Okay, first we get ready to go in. We take everything and head into the
cave.
>get all
>w
>w
It's going to be dark past this point, so we need to light the way.
>light lighter
>n
>n
Aha! A torch. We'll make use of that.
>get torch
>light it
>drop lighter
You don't need it anymore.
>read plaque
Okay, let's see if we can find that realm the plaque mentioned.
>s
>s
>s
>s
>read sign
>x scenes
This must be the place. Before we go through the door, let's explore
the side passage.
>e
>s
>get tube
Hungry fish, eh? Let's distract him.
>put sandwich in water
>get tube
That did the trick. Now on to the realm.
>n
>w
>open door
>w
>w
Okay, we're in. You can do most of the rest in pretty much any order.
Here I spend some time getting every necessary object first.
>s
>s
>get book
>read book
Very interesting information. As you meet other ladies, they'll be
added to the book. Incidentally, if you READ BOOKS here, you'll get
several passages which appear to be from actual Usenet postings on
alt.sex.stories.
>n
>w
>w
>n
>w
>open door
Stuck door, eh? We know what to do with that.
>lube door
>open door
>w
>get rope
Always useful in a sexual adventure.
>e
>e
>n
>u
>s
>open drawer
>get pills
These are sleeping pills.
>n
>w
>search bear
Aha! I guess she's not as pious as the bible would imply (look at the
bible now, and you'll see that the author agrees.
>e
>n
>open chest
>get whip
Very useful, both sexually and for a minor puzzle.
>s
>d
>d
We won't tangle with Ilsa right now. Concentrate on the objects.
>tie rope to rack
>d
>get glasses
These are X-ray glasses. Put 'em on and look at the girls if you like.
But they're needed for a puzzle later.
>u
>untie rope
>get it
>u
>e
>e
>d
>x statue
You can have sex with the statue if you feel the urge, but there's no
real point or enjoyment in it. Its main purpose is a lock for the door
to the wine cellar.
>get dildo
>lube it
>put dildo in ass
>n
>get red wine
The wine is useful for hiding pills in. :) You only need one bottle,
although the second bottle can get you out of a sticky situation later
if you make a mistake.
>s
>get dildo
Never know when you might need a dildo!
>u
>u
>s
>x toothbrush
Aha, a power source!
>get battery
>put it in vibrator
>n
>e
>open cupboard
>get flask
Do NOT drink the flask or let anyone else drink it until AFTER you've
had sex with all three servants.
>w
>d
>s
>w
>x chandelier
Hmmm, something sparkly. Can we get it somehow? Remember Indiana
Jones!
>hit it
>hit it with whip
>get stone
>x it
You now have every object you will need for the puzzles. You may want to
SAVE here. Note that once you have every object you can do parts I, II
and III in any order.
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PART I: FANNY
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Fanny, the serving maid, has to move around a lot because of her job.
It might take some moving around to find her, and once you do, she might
move away from you before you're done. Just follow her in that case.
Also, the Queen sometimes rings for her (that bell in the kitchen) and
she has to drop whatever she's doing and bring the Queen some goat's
milk. If this happens while you're "gettin' busy" you'll just have to
let her perform her errand and get her afterward.
So first, find Fanny.
>x fanny
She's a luscious-looking wench, isn't she? And, as HINT FANNY will tell
you, she's easy!
>remove clothes
>fanny, remove clothes
You'll have to arouse her first. There are a few ways, even while she's
clothed; use any combination. It takes about 7-9 tries to get her
naked.
Now that she's naked, we have to make her come. Use your imagination!
Here's one way.
>lick pussy
>lick ass
>lick tits
>rub pussy
>rub ass
>rub tits
>rub mouth
Boy, is she ready - but you're not. See if she can help you.
>fanny, lick balls
>fanny, lick dick
Okay, here we go!
>fuck pussy
She came. One down, two to go. (You don't have to come if you don't
want to!) Have some more fun with her if you want. Save if you want.
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PART II: KIM
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Kim runs the games room (not yet entered in this walkthru), which is
just south of the room named "South-West Corner." Go there.
>s
She immediately explains how to play 21 when she sees you for the first
time.
>yes (I understand)
Now here's the thing: if you just play 21 by the rules, you will ALWAYS
lose. Seems the deck is stacked. Even undo-ing and taking the other
choice won't let you win. But, if you wear the X-ray glasses, you can
see her cards and the top card of the deck, so you can always win. It
takes some forethought though, and sometimes you have to undo and retry.
For simplicity, I've listed "no" as the take-a-card choice for each
game, but of course that won't always work.
>wear glasses
>x kim
>bet torch
>kim, bet apple
>n
>bet torch
>kim, bet key
>n
>bet torch
>kim, bet piece
>n
>get all
Okay, you've won all her physical posessions. Make her bet intimate
parts.
>bet torch
>kim, bet pussy
More valuable, eh?
>bet diamond
>kim, bet pussy
>n
There we go!
OK. Now each time, do things to arouse her. Be nice to her.
Eventually she gets too horny to keep playing, and she's yours.
>lick pussy
>bet diamond
>kim, bet pussy
>n
>lick pussy
>bet diamond
>kim, bet pussy
>n
>lick pussy
>bet diamond
>kim, bet pussy
>n
>bet diamond
>kim, bet pussy
>n
>lick pussy
>bet diamond
>kim, bet pussy
>n
>lick pussy
>bet diamond
>kim, bet pussy
>n
>lick pussy
She's all yours now. Lick her, rub her, fuck her, whatever you want.
Just make sure she comes.
>lick pussy
>lick pussy
>lick pussy
>fuck pussy
Again, you can repeat as often as you wish, tie her up, use the toys,
whatever. I implore you to let your imagination run wild. As long as
she's come at least once, she recommends you to the queen.
Now that you've had your way, how about a bit of sentiment.
>give diamond to kim
You're done with Kim. Save here if you want.
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PART III: ILSA
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Ilsa is the queen's personal guard; we saw her earlier in the torture
chamber. She likes that kind of thing. We'll have to give her what she
wants to get her aroused.
First, go to the torture room.
>N
>N
>N
>D
Let's see, we've got some sleeping pills .... and off and on she
mentions she's thirsty ...
>PUT PILLS IN RED WINE
>GIVE RED WINE TO ILSA
Out like a light.
>REMOVE CLOTHES
>TIE ILSA TO RACK
Well there you go. You can abuse her while she sleeps if you want, but
it doesn't get you any points. It's fun though! Or you can just wait
it out.
>z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z. (wait 16 turns)
She awake and furious. Give her what she really wants.
>put dildo in ass
Keep clear of those chompers though!
>fuck mouth
How about some S&M with your B&D?
>hit ass
>hit ass with whip
And some good old-fashioned get-her-hot-and-horny.
>lick pussy
>lick ass
>lick tits
You don't have to make her beg, but it's more fun.
>lick pussy
>g
>g
>g
>g
>g
>put vibrator in pussy
>turn it on
And maybe just wait now, for torture's sake
>z
>z
>z
>z
>z
>z
By this point she should be begging you. Go ahead and fuck her.
However, if you're not erect, you'll have to rub your own dick, because
she can't be trusted.
>turn off vibrator
>take it
>take dildo
>fuck ass
She comes, and you get a point. You can leave her tied up now, or untie
her if the mood strikes. If you do untie her and come back here later,
she will abuse you as thoroughly, if not more, than you abused her, but
you'll still enjoy it!
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PART IV: THE QUEEN
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Queen Morghana is in the locked room in the northeast tower.
>U
>E
>E
>U
The bronze key you won from Kim opens her door.
>UNLOCK DOOR WITH BRONZE KEY
>OPEN DOOR
>N
If you've satisfied all three girls before this point, she won't throw
you out on your ass.
>LICK PUSSY
She won't let you get started until SHE'S started.
>PULL CORD
That'll make Fanny bring her some milk. Be outside when it gets here.
>S
>Z. (until Fanny arrives with the milk)
That pink flask of fluid is an aphrodisiac.
>POUR PINK FLASK INTO MILK
Now wait for the fireworks.
>Z. Z. Z.
That's your cue! Go in and do her up right.
The queen is rather particular, though. She needs all three holes
filled, with the vibrator on, and you to come in her mouth, in order for
her to have an orgasm. She says some cute messages if you don't achieve
all these at once.
>put dildo in ass
>put vibrator in pussy
>turn it on
>queen, suck dick
>g (until you come)
When you come, so does she. Then she gives you a heavy key.
It would be polite to remove the toys before leaving the queen so the she
can come down off her high. But you don't have to, of course.
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EPILOGUE: LEAVING THE CASTLE
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Go to the front entrance and leave.
>s
>d
>w
>n
>unlock gate with heavy key
>open gate
>n
Hmm, what's this.
>read pedestal
You can finish the game here. Or, you can take the box and recharger, re-enter the
castle, and fuck till you get bored. Depends how much of a pervert you
are.
Notice that while you *can* use the rope, whip, dildo, vibrator, and
tube in your sexual escapades, you don't have to use any of them, except
the dildo and vibrator when you do the queen. But they sure are fun.