COSMOSERVE PUZZLES SOLUTIONS, POINTS and RUN-THROUGH
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LOGGING ONTO C o s m o S e r v e WITH CORRECT PASSWORD
OFFICE: Examine Papers, Bill, Correspondence, Letter/ Read Card, Letter.
ON COMPUTER: Run Turborf/ Run Orfwrite Essay and Orfwrite Diary.
BATHROOM: Open Toilet Tank/ Jiggle Ballcock then read it.
KITCHEN: Wash Dishes/ Read Scrap / Turn on Disposal/ Open Drain/ Read Letter.
ON COMPUTER: Run Orfcom/ Update password/ Dial CIS.
PASSWORD: OPTIMIZATION-DIAPHRAGM
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ONLINE ACTIVITES NECESSARY TO WIN (and gain maximum points)
ORFLAND: Read Messages/ Reply/ Read sysop's reply to you.
Download OVRA/ Read it offline.
ADVENTURE: Read Messages/ Sign up for Adventure Game/ Read sysop's reply.
Download HOWTO/Read it offline
Talk to Mud Puppy in Conference Room.
VIRUS: Read Messages/ Do NOT Reply.
Download SWAT/ Run offline.
Meet Shrieker in Conference/ Give virus name from SWAT program.
SEX: Read Messages/ Sign up for Skydiving Conference/Read sysop's reply.
Attend 9:00 Conference and /JOIN Mario at the end.
PLUMBING: Read Messages/ Reply/ Read Sysop's reply.
Download BIBLIO/ Read it offline.
Pick up plumbing book outside your house/ Read page 137.
DANGEROUS: Read Messages/ Do NOT Reply.
ACCOUNTS: Check account regularly.
PASSWORD: Change Password periodically.
SHOP: Buy Adaptor, Interface Card, Screwdriver and NOTHING ELSE.
MAIL: Read e-mail periodically.
ONLINE: Order VR Adaptor from Shop. Order Screwdriver and Interface Card.
OFFLINE: In 35 minutes delivery boy will appear outside your house.
Ask about him about time, order or guarantee. Get Adaptor for free.
Take screwdriver and unscrew computer case.
Take interface card and push card into empty slot. Screw case back on.
Plug adaptor cable in port. Logon normally, but make sure you do so
before the virus has eroded your computer too far.
CRUCIAL: Urinate before using the adaptor/Take off clothes before putting it on.
Only wear adaptor when prompted to do so.
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WHAT TO EAT FOR DINNER
KITCHEN: Frozen Microwave Dinner is inedible no matter what.
OUTSIDE: When delivery boy arrives, buy pizza AFTER asking about adaptor.
KITCHEN: Heat pizza in Microwave before eating.
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HOW NOT TO RUN OUT OF MONEY
OFFLINE: Don't pay for your adaptor. Catch the delivery boy arriving late.
ONLINE: As soon as you download a file, your account will be defrauded:
you must change your password every hour or so to prevent it.
Virtual reality rates and surcharges are steep: if you attend the
9:00 sex conference and \join Mario you won't have to pay online
charges or forum surcharges. NOTE: This won't affect the fraud!
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VIRTUAL REALITY ACTIVITIES NECESSARY TO WIN (and gain maximum points)
VENDING MACHINE: Examine buttons/ Push 101, 102, 104, 105, 206.
Take incense, lantern, sign, paper/ Examine paper.
Open Kit/ Take Wire/ Examine Grate/ Put Wire In Grate.
Push 311, 312/ Take purse and watch.
DOCTOR'S OFFICE: Ask about Password
Offer watch after you've gone skydiving.
THEATRE ENTRANCE: Show ticket (attached to paper if you have Shrieker's help).
CASABLANCA: Talk to Bobby or Deb/ Give purse to Bouncer.
Place bet on red seventeen/ Don't talk to greasy man.
HOTEL: Talk to Clerk/ If it's Sheila, ask her about anything else.
Take key then go east/ Open 102 then refuse seduction.
Show no-smoking sign to party / Take contact lens then wear it.
LOUNGE: Ask Bartender about Jamie after 10:00/Talk to Jamie/Go Skydiving.
Overhear conversation/ Open parachute when everyone else does.
Don't go anywhere with Lucille or Crash Thorssen.
CHURCH BASEMENT: Talk to Sysop before 11:00/ Read clipboard that Sysop drops.
Say 'ALDEBERAN' after 11:00.
ADVENTURE: Close left eye to determine the identities of other players.
Must have lantern to negotiate maintenance duct maze. Clipboard
provides directions: Southwest Up West Down Northeast gets you out.
When virus appears light incense then throw chip at virus.
When virus is dead, exit maze, if canine is not with you.
Find canine.
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THE CANINE'S QUESTIONS AND WHAT FOLLOWS TO THE END OF THE GAME
ONLINE: After the virus is dead, the canine will kill you and then join you
in the resurrection room to ask you three questions:
WHAT IS THE FIRST NAME OF THE CANINE PLAYER? You know it is TONY if
wore the contact lens and closed an eye to look at him earlier in the game.
WHAT IS THE FIRST NAME OF THE PERSON WHO CREATED THE VIRUS? You know
this is SAM if you gave the watch to the doctor, then saw the watch on the
wrist of the primate when you closed your eye and looked at him.
WHAT IS THE TURBORF ERROR CODE? You know this is 3268D if you ran
the program earlier in the game and made note of it!
If you answer Tony's questions correctly, you will be transported
back to the game where Sam will confront you, take you to his office and
attempt something very unfriendly. If you spoke to Mud Puppy in conference
earlier in the game, you will be saved!
OFFLINE: Log off from CosmoServe and run your Turborf Program!!!
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ALL C o s m o S e r v e GAME POINTS: 1000 TOTAL
Log onto CosmoServe with correct password 100
OR
Wash Dishes 20
Open Drain 20
Read C:\ORFLAND\ESSAY.DAT 20
Read Ballcock 20
Log onto CosmoServe with correct password 20
Buy Screwdriver 20
Buy Virtual Reality Interface Card 20
Get Virtual Adaptor without Paying for it 50
Eat Microwaved Pizza 50
Download Ovra 20
Download Howto 20
Download Biblio 20
Download Swat 20
Don't answer message in Dangerous Sports Forum 20
Read page 137 of plumbing book 20
Run Swat program 20
Meet Mud Puppy in Gamer's Conference 20
Survive meeting Shrieker in Buggy Conference 50
Choose to /join Mario after Sex Conference 50
Log onto Virtual Reality 100
Break Vending Machine 20
Give ticket to ticket-taker 20
Talk to Deb or Bobby 20
Give purse to bouncer 20
Put chip on red seventeen 20
Get into Hotel Room 102 20
Show Sign at Party 20
Wear Contact Lens 20
Overhear conversation while skydiving 20
Offer Watch to Doctor 20
Read Carlos' Clipboard 20
Close Eye to look at Primate 20
Enter Ducts with Lantern 20
Light Incense when Virus Present 20
Throw Chip at Virus 50
Answer Question 1 : Tony 30
Answer Question 2: Sam 30
Answer Question 3: 3268D 9
Logoff and run your Turborf Program to Win!!! 1
-- Eat the microwaved dinner, or microwave the pizza twice, then eat it.
-- Download and run HAHA or answer Shrieker's Message on Virus Board.
-- Answer Slick's Message and use his password.
-- Choose someone other than Mario during sex conference.
-- Put on adaptor while wearing clothes or before logging on.
-- Piss in your office or don't piss at all and then go Skydiving.
-- Go off with Lucille or Crash in Dangerous Sports Lounge.
-- Try to enter theatre without a ticket.
-- Say 'yes' in hotel room 102.
-- Play the virtual adventure game as Fzzlsquat.
-- Play WISCONSIN: the Adventure Game (no points involved). Milk the cow
before doing the polka with her three times. Then milk her afterwards.
