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o I can't manage to eat the food in the cafeteria.
o Lbh whfg nera'g uhatel rabhtu gb rng gur penc, ...
hu, sbbq gurl freir.
o Qvq lbh abgvpr lbhe sevraq va gur xvgpura? Qbrf ur
erzvaq lbh bs nal jnl gb znxr lbhefrys uhatevre?
o Fzbxr gur ebnpu jvgu Zvygba; vg jvyy tvir lbh gur
zhapuvrf.
o The Jesus Freak won't let me leave!
o Ur whfg jba'g sbetrg nobhg gung gncr, jvyy ur?
Creuncf lbh pbhyq svaq fbzrguvat gung jvyy gnxr
uvf zvaq bss vg.
o Jryy, vs lbh pna'g yrnir, gura znlor ur fubhyq
yrnir. Abj, jung jbhyq sevtugra bss n Wrfhf sernx?
o Fubj uvz gur gbl sebz gur prerny obk.
o How can I get the Young Republican to stop being so
stingy?
o Qb lbh unir nalguvat gung zvtug znxr uvz srry
xvaqre naq tragyre?
o Ab? Guvax "gbhpul-srryl." Naq gura guvax "phqqyl."
o Tvir uvz gur rpfgnfl, gura tvir uvz gur grqql
orne.
o I can't find a safe place to sleep.
o Ubj ybat unir lbh orra ng gung pnzchf? Gurer'f n
thrfg ybqtr evtug ol gur Fghqrag Havba!
o Vg'f whfg yvxr gur Nqzvavfgengvba gb tvir lbh gur
eha-nebhaq yvxr gung. Ohernhpenpl! Vg'f yvxr gurl
guvax va grezf bs ahzoref naq sbezf vafgrnq bs
anzrf naq crbcyr.
o Zrzbevmr gur ahzore ba lbhe VQ pneq. Fubj gur pneq
gb gur erprcgvbavfg va gur ybool. Tb gb Juvgzber
Unyy. Ghea gur fvta. Nfx gur ohefne nobhg gur
sbez. Gryy uvz lbhe VQ ahzore. Erghea gb gur
ubgry. Tvir gur sbez gb gur erprcgvbavfg. Tvir ure
gur pnfu gbb. Trg gur xrl. Gnxr gur ryringbe gb
sybbe "U." Rkvg gur ryringbe. Tb jrfg. Fyrrc va
gur ebbz.
o Aarrrgggghhhhh! I can't get past the barricade!
o Fbhaqf yvxr lbh unir n areibhf qvfbeqre. Lbh
fubhyq frr n qbpgbe. Znlor ur pbhyq uryc lbh
erynk.
o Gur qbpgbe qbrfa'g guvax lbh'er fvpx? Ab fvtaf bs
grafvba? Vf gurer nalguvat nebhaq lbh pbhyq hfr gb
punatr gung?
o Ohl fbzr pbssrr jvgu gur dhnegre. Qevax vg.
Pnssrvar qbrf jbaqref sbe lbhe urneg engr.
o I've been everywhere. Where is that address book?
o Lbhe sevraq jnf fgbarq, abg fghcvq, jura ur uvq
vg. Vg'f abg va nal bs gur boivbhf uvqvat cynprf.
o Unir lbh rire abgvprq ubj beqvanel guvatf pna
nzhfr lbh jura lbh'er fgbarq? Guvatf yvxr sbyvntr,
sbe vafgnapr?
o Purpx gur ohfu arne gur oneevpnqr.
