"Space Aliens Laughed at my Cardigan" walk-through
This walk-through is based on ALIEN.WLK, which comes in the ZIP source
and is presumably by the author.
Modified by Nils Barth 2000-12-10
Feel free to write and upload a better solution if you want to.
Otherwise, corrective modifications to this solution
are welcomed and encouraged.

Note that to figure this out, I looked at the source to figure out
what you are supposed to do (due to bugs, you don't need to do
everything to `win').
My taking over starts where NORTH is instead written N.
Also, note the (unintentional?) tribute to Infocom's classic
`Guess the Verb' in Zork I, in the last line. What /do/ you do to a switch?
       -nils

NORTH
NORTH
NORTH
NRTHEAST
NORTH
EAST
OPEN FRIDGE AND GET BEER
WEST
SOUTH
SOUTHWEST
SOUTH
SOUTH
NORTH
EAST
GET DEVICE
WEST
SOUTH
EAST
GIVE BEER TO TRAMP
WEST
WEST
GET TEA-BAG
EAST
SOUTH
SOUTH
SOUTHWEST
SOUTH
GET CAKE AND WOOD
NORTH
NORTHEAST
SOUTHEAST
SOUTH
GIVE CAKE TO TRAMP
KILL DOG WITH WOOD
DROP CAKE AND GET WOOD
NORTH
NORTHWEST
NORTH
WEST
GIVE WOOD TO SALES PERSON
EAST
EAST
NORTH
GET BUNS
SOUTH
GIVE BUNS TO HUGH JEATER
NORTH
TEABREAK
GET PILL
GIVE PERSONAL STEREO TO FORD PERFECT
PLACE BATTERIES IN DEVICE
PLACE COIN IN DEVICE
SOUTH
SOUTH
WEST
NORTH
EAST
GET KEY
WEST
NORTH
EAST
GIVE DEVICE TO OWNER
GET CARDIGAN PATTERN
SOUTH
WEST
WEST
WEST
NORTH
NORTHEAST
N
DROP ALL
GET DEVICE
SOUTH
SOUTHWEST
SOUTH
SOUTH
SOUTH
DROP DEVICE
SOUTH
SOUTHEAST
SOUTH
GET CAKE
NORTH
NORTHWEST
NORTH
NORTH
NORTH
NORTH
NORTHEAST
NORTH
Z
SOUTH
SOUTHWEST
SOUTH
SOUTH
SOUTH
Z
N
E
GET CARD
OPEN DOOR
E
N
N
GET BOTTLE
GET FLOUR AND SUIT
WEAR SUIT AND CARD
GIVE FLOUR TO CHEF
W
W
GIVE BOTTLE TO GUARD
GIVE CAKE TO PRINCESS
S
DROP CANDLE
DROP CANDLE
GET COIN
E
S
W
W
W
S
W
ASK WOMAN ABOUT BARMAN
GIVE NOTE TO BARMAN
E
S
E
OPEN BOX
PLACE FUSE IN BOX
CLOSE BOX
W
W
GIVE CARD TO TRAVELLER
E
U
OPEN HOLE
PLACE CARD IN HOLE
D
N
N
E
N
W
S
E
S
D
E
U
E
GET KEY
W
D
W
U
N
E
N
W
S
E
N
E
SE
E
E
SE
SW
D
PLACE COIN IN SLOT
OPEN DOOR
E
W
W
FLICK RED SWITCH