Walkthrough for Unscientific Fiction, by Tom Tervoort


I recommend using CTRL+F and search for a chapter or an item name so you don't need to scroll all the way down.


-Prologue-

X POSTER
TAKE POSTER
FLUSH POSTER THROUGH TOILET
Z
Z
Z
Z
X POOL
TAKE BAG
Z
Z


-Chapter 1-

THINK
THINK
THINK
THINK
THINK
THINK
THINK
THINK
ANSWER 1 TO LUCY ... Come on! Do you really need a walkthrough for this?
X SIGNPOST
X MAN
TAKE HAT
SW
X STATUE
X FUNGUS
ATTACK FUNGUS ... I recommend waiting a few turns before attacking.
E
E
X SHOP
ASK TOAD ABOUT MINIATURE
OPEN BOOTH
ENTER BOOTH
USE PHONE ... You can do this a few times for a few easter eggs.
TAKE PHONE BOOK
READ BOOK
X PIECE OF PAPER
SMELL PAPER
EXIT
W
ENTER TEMPLE
TALK TO LUMBERJACK
GIVE EXPERIENCE POINT TO LUMBERJACK
S
TAKE GLUE
X MACHINE
OPEN MACHINE
TAKE LEMON
PUT PAPER IN MACHINE
X MACHINE
TAKE PAPER
N
E
ENTER BOOTH
CALL 0573924512
EXIT
NW
ANSWER BLUEBERRY PIE ... It really doesn't matter what you say here. Just pick any kind of food.
TAKE MONEY
SE
BUY MINIATURE
X MINIATURE
W
ENTER TEMPLE
X EAST WALL
X WEST WALL
TAKE EXTINGUISHER
X FOUNTAIN
X SUBSTANCE
FILL HAT WITH SUBSTANCE
GLUE PAPER TO HAT
X SCALES
X LEFT SCALE
TAKE ROPE
FILL HAT WITH SUBSTANCE
Z
Z
Z
Z
Z
Z
Z
Z ... You can of course spend this time doing something better than just waiting. Also, make sure you are carrying the rope.
X RIGHT SCALE
TIE BALLOON TO ROCK
PUT EVERYTHING ON LEFT SCALE


-Chapter 2-

LOOK
X CONSOLE
X DOOR
TALK TO LUCY
ASK LUCY ABOUT DOOR
ASK LUCY ABOUT KEYCARD
ASK LUCY ABOUT RED KEYCARD
TAKE KEYCARD
OPEN DOOR
S
X MAP
S
X SYMBOL
X WEST DOOR
OPEN WEST DOOR
W
X WINDOW
X LAVA LAMP
TAKE LAMP
X TABLE
OPEN DRAWER ... Yeah, it's that easy...
TAKE SCREWDRIVER
SIT ON SOFA
TAKE REMOTE
TURN ON TV
X TV
CHANGE CHANNEL TO 2 ... Remember this for later.
CHANGE CHANNEL TO 4
X VENT
OPEN DUCT
ATTACK DUCT
ENTER DUCT
X CABINET
OPEN CABINET
TAKE SALT
TAKE PEPPER
TAKE POLONIUM
X SINK
TAKE PAN
TAKE ALL DISHES
X SINK
OPEN MICROWAVE
PUT KEYCARD IN MICROWAVE
CLOSE MICROWAVE
TURN ON MICROWAVE
OPEN MICROWAVE
TAKE CARD
OPEN YELLOW DOOR
SW
TAKE WINE
OPEN RED DOOR
W
PRESS BUTTON
PULL BUTTON
E
OPEN COOLBOX
PUT CARD IN COOLBOX
CLOSE COOLBOX
OPEN COOLBOX
TAKE CARD
OPEN YELLOW DOOR
NE
ENTER VENT
E
PUT BUTTON IN SOCKET
PRESS BUTTON
S
X KEYPAD
PRESS B1F BUTTON
X PORTAL
X MOP
TAKE MOP
X DETERGENT
TAKE DETERGENT
W
W
USE MOP WITH STEAM ... First keep waiting untill steam bursts out of a pipe.
X OUTLET
PUT MOP IN OUTLET
W
X CHEST
OPEN CHEST
TAKE CROWBAR
X MESSAGE
E
E
PRESS BUTTON
S
PRESS 3F BUTTON
OPEN RED DOOR
N
X STAPLER
TAKE STAPLER
X DESK
OPEN DRAWER
TAKE FLASHLIGHT
S
PRESS BUTTON
S
PRESS 1F BUTTON
W
ENTER DUCT
PUT CARD IN MICROWAVE
CLOSE MICROWAVE
TURN ON MICROWAVE
OPEN MICROWAVE
TAKE CARD
OPEN DOOR
SW
PUT KEYCARD IN COOLBOX
CLOSE BOX
OPEN BOX
TAKE CARD
W
OPEN YELLOW DOOR
W
X FLASHLIGHT
PUT POLONIUM IN FLASHLIGHT
TURN ON FLASHLIGHT
W
X GRUE
X CRATE ... You'll need the detergent (floor B1F), screwdriver (recreation room), stapler (3F office) and crowbar (B1F hold)
USE DETERGENT ON CRATE
USE SCREWDRIVER ON CRATE
USE STAPLER WITH CRATE
X TAPE
TAKE TAPE
OPEN CRATE WITH CROWBAR
X CRATE
TAKE BOOTS
E
WEAR BOOTS
N
N
TAKE WALLET
X WALLET
OPEN WALLET
TAKE KEYCARD
X YELLOW KEYCARD ... Remember this.
S
XYZZY
S
S
REMOVE BOOTS
E
X VENDING MACHINE
USE CROWBAR WITH MACHINE
OPEN YELLOW DOOR
NE
ENTER VENT
E
PRESS BUTTON
S
PRESS 3F BUTTON
OPEN YELLOW DOOR
E
X SIGN
X MONSTER
TALK TO MONSTER
GIVE PRUNE JUICE TO MONSTER
N ... When you make a mistake and get lost in the maze, simply go in a random direction a few times and try again.
NE
W
NW
X SIGN
N
SMELL
E
TAKE GPS
W
S
PRESS BUTTON
S
PRESS 1F BUTTON
W
ENTER DUCT
TAKE GPS
X GPS
ENTER VENT
E
PRESS BUTTON
S
PRESS 3F BUTTON
E
N
W
X PORTRAIT
X PEDESTAL
USE DETERGENT ON PEDESTAL
X PEDESTAL
PUT LAVA LAMP ON PEDESTAL
X COFFIN
X DUST
TAKE KEYCARD
N


-Chapter 3-

S
PRESS BUTTON
S
PRESS 1F BUTTON
OPEN EAST DOOR
E
TAKE PIPETTE
TAKE ELECTROMAGNET
N
X BODY
PRESS RED BUTTON ... It doesn't matter in which order you press the three buttons.
PRESS YELLOW BUTTON
PRESS GREEN BUTTON
X BASKET
X HAM
TAKE HAM
TAKE BAG
S
X AGOTRON
OPEN AGOTRON
PUT HAM IN AGOTRON
CLOSE AGOTRON
OPEN AGOTRON
OPEN AGOTRON
TAKE BONE
W
PRESS BUTTON
S
PRESS 3F BUTTON
OPEN BLUE DOOR
W
X TERMINAL
INSERT BLUE KEYCARD INTO SLOT
PUT BAG ON TERMINAL
TURN ON MAGNET
INSERT BLUE KEYCARD INTO SLOT
X TAPE
PUT TAPE ON TERMINAL
TURN ON MAGNET
N

4 ... Feel free to mess around in the computer a bit. Just don't forget to check the spam folder and to open the fuel tank.
3
4
5
3
4
6

E
PRESS BUTTON
S
PRESS 1F BUTTON
N
N
ASK LUCY ABOUT CAKE
ASK LUCY ABOUT CAKE RECIPE
S
S
W
CHANGE CHANNEL TO 2
DROP PAN ... It's time to finally bake the cake. Let's start by adding everything you already got.
I
PUT 51 DIRTY DISHES IN PAN ... This takes care of both the porcelain and the 51 grams of alien-killing food.
PUT DETERGENT IN PAN ... This one is obvious.
PUT BOOTS IN PAN ... Your rubber boots...
PUT SALT IN PAN ... From the kitchen cabinet.
PUT PEPPER IN PAN
PUT TAPE IN PAN ... For the tentacle hairs.
PUT BONE IN PAN ... You got this by putting the ham in the Agotron.
BREAK WINE BOTTLE
TAKE CORK
USE PIPETTE WITH WINE
USE PIPETTE WITH PAN ... That's the red wine.
TAKE PAN
E
E
X EMPTY FLASK
X YELLOW POTION
USE PIPETTE WITH YELLOW POTION ... It seems there is no more red Tetra-x-ide you can mix with the yellow potion. But red wine will make a good substitute. So make
X PIPETTE ... There should be an orange substance in it.
DROP PAN
USE PIPETTE WITH PAN
OPEN FLASHLIGHT
PUT POLONIUM IN AGOTRON ... Time for a little but of nuclear physics.
PUT CROWBAR IN AGOTRON
PUT WET MOP IN AGOTRON ... This needs to be dried later.
CLOSE AGOTRON
OPEN AGOTRON
TAKE RUST
PUT RUST IN PAN ... That's the iron oxide.
TAKE MOP
TAKE LEAD
PUT LEAD IN PAN ... This should be the last ingredient.
USE MOP WITH PAN ... Make sure the mop isn't wet.
TAKE PAN
W
W
ENTER DUCT
PUT PAN IN MICROWAVE
CLOSE MICROWAVE
TURN ON MICROWAVE
X CAKE
TAKE CAKE
ENTER VENT
E
PRESS BUTTON
S
PRESS B1F BUTTON
X PORTAL ... If you haven't opened it yet, do it now using the cockpit computer.
E
X HOLE
PUT CORK IN HOLE ... In case you forgot it: the cork is in the same room as where you broke the wine bottle.
DROP CAKE ... With this you refuel the tank.
W
PRESS BUTTON
S
PRESS 3F BUTTON
W
N

5
3
4
3 ... If you've dropped the cake in the fuel tank, put a cork in the hole there and closed the portal everything should be OK.
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EARTH
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-Epilogue-

S
E
E
X LANTERN
TAKE LANTERN
TALK TO ALIEN
GIVE DISH TO ALIEN
TAKE LANTERN
S
N
OPEN FUSE BOX
S
S
PRESS 1F BUTTON
N
N ... Time for the final battle! Make one mistake now and you die. Of course that doesn't really matter since you can just undo and I
USE MOP WITH GUN
USE YELLOW KEYCARD WITH LASER ... If you'd examine stuff more often you would probably not even need this walkthrough...
TAKE GUN
SHOOT MISSLE
X ARM
UNDO
SHOOT ELBOW
Z ... It's time for the very final puzzle...
X WIRING
X LOOSE WIRE
TAKE BULLET
Z
X PORT
PUT BULLET IN PORT
TAKE WIRE
Z
Z
Z
USE WIRE WITH BULLET

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