program NEWFORE ( input, output );
label
101,102,103,104,105,106,107,108,109,110,
111,112,113,114,115,116,117,118,119,120,
121,122,123,124,125,126,127,128,129,130,
131,132,133,134,135,136,137,138,139,140,
141,142,143,144,145,146,147,148,149,150,
151,152,153,154,155,156,157,158,159,160,
161,162,163,164,165,166,167,168,169,170,
171,172,173,174,175,176,177,178,179,180,
181,182,183,184,185,186,187,188,189,888;
type string = varying [20] of char;
var
POINT: integer;
SKILL,HUGENESS,TITSIZE,CUNTLENGTH,WAISTSIZE,HIPSIZE: real;
ACTION,ANS2,ANS3F,BOOZE,COMFORTSTATION,CUNT,
DRINKNAME,DRINKSURE,DRUGS,DUMMY,FUCK,GENDER,
GIGOLO,GROPE,JUNK,MOVE,NOWWHAT,OHMYWHATTODO,
ORGASM,REPLY5F,REPLY6F,REPLY7F,REPLY8F,REPLY9F,
SEX,STBRPROB,TERM,novar: string;
procedure vmfclear;
var i : integer;
begin
write( chr(12) );
end;
procedure sleep(i:integer);
procedure lib$wait(var i:integer);
external;
begin
lib$wait(i);
end;
procedure type3;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('');
end;
procedure begtype7;
begin
writeln(' THE NEW AND IMPROVED VERSION OF');
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln(' *** FOREPLAY ***');
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln(' COMPLETE WITH SECTIONS FOR BOTH SEXES');
end;
procedure type22;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('WARNING');
writeln('THIS PROGRAM CONTAINS LANGUAGE AND CONCEPTS THAT ARE ',
'NOT ACCEPTABLE');
writeln('TO ALL. USER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.');
end;
procedure begtype29;
begin
writeln('Welcome to ForePlay! The object of the game is to score');
writeln('as many Arousal Points as possible without achieving');
writeln('orgasm. Once you have accumulated ten arousal points',
' you can');
writeln('advance to the bonus intercourse game.');
end;
procedure type35;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('Please input your gender (M or F):');
end;
procedure type40;
begin
writeln('You disgusting pervert! If you''re not an',
' M or an F, what the');
writeln('hell are you! Blech! Don''t ever play this game again.');
end;
procedure type44;
begin
writeln('Input your skill level (1 to 10):');
end;
procedure begtype50;
begin
writeln('Ahhhh! First time, eh? Here''s a tip...');
writeln('NEVER say ''Yech! Why the hell am I doing this!''');
writeln(' OR');
writeln(' ''But it smells funny!''');
end;
procedure type58;
begin
writeln('Hope you''ll do better than last ',
'time. Your previous performance was...');
writeln('shall we say, limp.');
end;
procedure type62;
begin
writeln('If your''re so fucking good, you c',
'ould have more fun masturbating.');
writeln('Here''s a box of tissues.');
end;
procedure type66;
begin
writeln('Input organ size in inches.');
end;
procedure type73;
begin
writeln('Input name of sex partner.');
end;
procedure type77;
begin
writeln('One begins ForePlay by buying ', CUNT,' a drink. Whe',
're are your manners?');
end;
procedure begtype80;
begin
writeln('Input drink name from following menu:');
writeln(' Martini');
writeln(' Wine');
writeln(' Screwdriver');
writeln(' Beer');
writeln(' Everclear');
end;
procedure type90;
begin
writeln(' ', DRINKNAME,' ? Are you sure?');
end;
procedure type99;
begin
writeln(' ', CUNT,' has very plebeian tastes.');
writeln('She hates ', DRINKNAME,' .');
end;
procedure begtype103;
begin
writeln('"Oh wow, that''s cool! (pant, pant) Everything seems t',
'o be blurring...ONE');
writeln('AROUSAL POINT...what are you doing?...O',
'oh...ah...TWO AROUSAL POINTS...');
writeln('Mmmmmmmmmm..."(faints)...(heartbeat stops.)');
end;
procedure type108;
begin
writeln(' ', CUNT,' has died of an overdose. Your arousal');
writeln('points have been cancelled.');
end;
procedure type112;
begin
writeln('Most women don''t drink beer. As a matter of ',
'fact, ', CUNT,' doesn''t');
writeln('like beer one little bit. She th',
'inks you are one cheap son of a');
writeln('bitch who wants cheap ass. If so, buy h',
'er EVERCLEAR. If not,');
writeln('spend the money, at least buy her a mixed drink.');
end;
procedure type119;
begin
writeln('Shrewd choice. Simple yet elegant. And the bottle ',
'is phallic.');
writeln('ONE AROUSAL POINT.');
end;
procedure type122;
begin
writeln(' ', POINT,' so far.');
end;
procedure begtype124;
begin
writeln('She has invited you back to her place',
'. You put on some light jazz, dim');
writeln('the lights and edge closer to her on the cou',
'ch. She suggests that you');
writeln('smoke some marijuana. You:');
writeln(' AGREE');
writeln(' IGNORE the suggestion and put your arm around her');
writeln(' SAY "I don''t smoke, thank you."');
writeln(' OFFER some cocaine of your own');
end;
procedure type142;
begin
writeln('That''s rude. You get a slap i',
'n the face for your pains and the');
writeln('rating of "Skill Level 2."');
end;
procedure type146;
begin
writeln('TWO AROUSAL POINTS.');
end;
procedure type150;
begin
writeln('ONE AROUSAL POINT. You have ', POINT,' so far.');
end;
procedure type152;
begin
writeln('Now ', CUNT,' turns down the lights an',
'd says she is going to slip');
end;
procedure begtype153;
begin
writeln('into something more ''comfortable.'' You:');
writeln(' FOLLOW her into the bedroom');
writeln(' WAIT on the couch');
writeln(' LEAVE the apartment');
writeln(' REMOVE all your clothes and hide behind the door.');
end;
procedure type168;
begin
writeln('What?');
end;
procedure type174;
begin
writeln(' ', CUNT,' walks out of the bedroom, s',
'ees you standing there naked,');
writeln('with your ', HUGENESS,' inch penis hanging half',
'-limp, and starts');
writeln('laughing uncontrollably. You lose all your arousal points');
writeln('and decide you had better leave quickly. ',
'Tough luck, weirdo!');
end;
procedure type180;
begin
writeln(' ', CUNT,' walks out of the bedroom, sees you standing the',
're naked,');
writeln('with your gorgeous ', HUGENESS,' inch penis standing ',
'stiff and erect,');
writeln('murmurs "ooh...", bends down to take it in her mouth, and...');
writeln('BITES DOWN VICIOUSLY. You scream in',
' agony, clutch your bleeding');
writeln('organ, pull your pants on, and stagger out of the apartment');
writeln('in incredible pain. ', CUNT,' s',
'houts after you, "Rape! Rape!"');
writeln('You have to sleep in an alley that night because police have');
writeln('staked out your apartment. What prompted you to try such a');
writeln('stupid scheme, anyway?');
end;
procedure type192;
begin
writeln('ONE AROUSAL POINT. You have ', POINT,' so far.');
writeln('Good! You Have aroused her animal instinct.',
'.. but she is not quite');
writeln('ready for you yet... She tells you to go and ',
'wait for her! she has');
writeln('a surprise waiting for you... You lucky son of a bitch!');
end;
procedure type198;
begin
writeln('');
writeln(' ', CUNT,' returns in a silky negligee, th',
'rough which you can see every');
end;
procedure begtype200;
begin
writeln('detail of her anatomy. She sits down next to you.');
writeln(' Where do you put your hands?');
writeln('In your LAP');
writeln('At your SIDES');
writeln('On her THIGH');
writeln('On her SHOULDERS');
writeln('On her BREASTS');
writeln('On her KNEE');
end;
procedure type220;
begin
writeln('Even in Foreplay, some behavior is unacceptable.');
writeln('');
writeln('');
end;
procedure type225;
begin
writeln('Now you''ve done it. You''ve put ', CUNT,' off ',
'by moving too fast.');
writeln('I should''ve warned you--this game is far from predictable.');
writeln('You lose an arousal point for that one.');
end;
procedure type229;
begin
writeln('(You have ', POINT,' now.)');
end;
procedure type232;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln(' O.K. Now that you figured out what to do with your hands');
writeln(' She is still on that couch!');
writeln(' She asks you if you want a drink:');
end;
procedure begtype238;
begin
writeln('');
writeln(' Do you:');
writeln(' TAKE one');
writeln(' REFUSE and tell her I don''t drink');
writeln(' TELL her that your an alcoholic ',
'and take the whole bottle');
writeln(' SIT back and ignore her req',
'uest and put your arm around her');
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('');
end;
procedure type258;
begin
writeln('O.K. Pal now your on a roll! You take her in your arm',
's and kiss her');
writeln('passionately...');
writeln('Then she PUNCHES YOU IN THE BALLS! and SCREAMS');
writeln('"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!" "I''M not that ki',
'nd of girl!!!!!!"');
writeln('In pain you get up and go to the bathroom to bleed in peace.');
writeln('After you''ve calmed down ,and your dick stops hurting');
writeln('you go back to her on the couch.');
writeln('YOU LOSE ONE AROUSAL PT. FOR THAT ONE!');
end;
procedure type267;
begin
writeln('You now have ( ', POINT,' ) arousal pt.s left.');
end;
procedure type272;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('Now that you are both getting cosy she puts her head on your');
writeln('shoulders. do you:');
end;
procedure begtype275;
begin
writeln(' PUT your arm around her and pull her close.');
writeln(' KISS her on the mouth and gently rub her breasts.');
writeln(' FEEL her thighs and tell her she is beautifull.');
writeln('');
end;
procedure type286;
begin
writeln('Pretending to be shy? Oh, very cute. You win the "Tidd',
'ly-poo');
writeln('cuteness award." Look--why not try to be a teensy bit more');
writeln('audacious?');
end;
procedure type291;
begin
writeln('Perhaps you could use a little advic',
'e. ', CUNT,' ''s thigh is not');
writeln('public property... now why don''t you go bac',
'k and try it all over');
writeln('again?');
writeln('');
end;
procedure type297;
begin
writeln('');
writeln(' LOOK PAL She aint public property! SLOW down!');
writeln('you lose one point for that!');
end;
procedure type301;
begin
writeln('YOU NOW HAVE ( ', POINT,' ) POINTS LEFT.');
end;
procedure type306;
begin
writeln('GOOD. ONE AROUSAL POINT. For a total of ( ', POINT,' ).');
writeln('');
writeln('Good! Now that you took the drink you can get cosy!');
writeln('Remember...Don''t drink too much!');
writeln(' ', CUNT,' hates a lush!');
end;
procedure type315;
begin
writeln('Now your cooking! ONE MORE POINT!');
end;
procedure type317;
begin
writeln('You Know have ( ', POINT,' ) points.');
writeln('Your getting there kid!');
writeln('Keep up the good work.');
end;
procedure type323;
begin
writeln('Now that you have her in your arms ,');
writeln('and she has had a few to drink do you:');
writeln('');
end;
procedure begtype326;
begin
writeln(' TAKE advantage of her state and force yourself on her.');
writeln(' OFFER to put her to bed.');
writeln(' KISS her gently on the lips an',
'd proceed to slowly traverse to her neck.');
writeln('');
end;
procedure begtype337;
begin
writeln('');
writeln(' NOW YOU''VE DONE IT!');
writeln('SHE KICKS YOU IN THE NUTS SO HARD YOU CRUMBLE OVER IN PAIN!');
writeln('THEN SHE RUNS OUT INTO THE HALL YELLING RAPE!!!!!!!!!');
writeln(' THEN SHE YELLS AT YOU>>>');
writeln(' I KNEW YOU WERE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!');
writeln('I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT ALL YOU WANTED WAS CHEAP ASS!');
writeln('');
writeln('Before the cops come and take you away she gives you $2',
'0.00 and tells you to');
writeln('find a good whore to FUCK!');
writeln('You blew it!');
writeln('BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!');
end;
procedure type354;
begin
writeln('ONE MORE POINT!! for a total of ', POINT,' .');
writeln('almost home pal! You''re doing fine!');
end;
procedure type358;
begin
writeln('DON''T FUCK UP!');
end;
procedure type362;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('Now ', CUNT,' is really hot! Her body is moving in a suc',
'cessive rhythm');
end;
procedure begtype365;
begin
writeln('with yours. She is :really: asking for it!');
writeln('so do you?:');
writeln(' ASK her if she wants to go to bed!');
writeln(' CONTINUE your caresses.');
writeln(' MAKE your move on her ,there on the couch.');
writeln('');
end;
procedure type379;
begin
writeln('YOU GET ONE MORE Point for a total of ', POINT,' ');
end;
procedure begtype380;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln(' Hey man your making her CRAZY! ',
'She has to give it too you soon.');
writeln('She is panting uncontrollably for you!');
writeln('');
end;
procedure type390;
begin
writeln('MAN DID''T YOU LEARN YET?!?!?');
writeln('She AINT ready for THAT yet!');
writeln('YOU lose ONE more point!');
end;
procedure type398;
begin
writeln('Now ', CUNT,' says OH! I love what you do to me!');
end;
procedure begtype399;
begin
writeln(' DON''T STOP!');
writeln(' You continue to make her hotter! She is on the verge',
' of a MASSIVE orgasam.');
writeln('');
writeln(' Do you:');
writeln(' FINGER her to help her over the edge.');
writeln(' SLOW down to help her prolong the feeling.');
writeln(' Ask her to suck you off.');
writeln('');
end;
procedure type416;
begin
writeln(' ', CUNT,' DOESN''T LIKE YOUR DICK THAT MUCH!');
writeln('SLOW DOWN!');
writeln('YOU LOSE ANOTHER POINT FOR THAT');
end;
procedure type420;
begin
writeln('NOW YOU HAVE ', POINT,' LEFT.');
end;
procedure type424;
begin
writeln('');
end;
procedure type427;
begin
writeln(':GOOD: YOU HAVE ANOTHER AROUSAL PO',
'INT NOW YOU HAVE ', POINT,' !!!!!');
end;
procedure begtype428;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln(' Allright man! This is it! She wants you now!');
writeln('She Starts rubbing her clit! She wants you too fuck her!');
writeln('');
writeln('');
end;
procedure type439;
begin
writeln('Your NOT supposed to make her cum yet!!!!!!!!');
writeln('You Still Dont get this GAME!');
writeln('SHE THREW YOU OUT ON YOUR DICK!');
writeln('YOU HAVE A SKILL RATING OF 2');
writeln('TRY AGAIN (You slime!)');
end;
procedure type447;
begin
writeln('Alright pal! Wake up man!');
writeln('She offered you a drink! are you an ass!');
writeln('take it you dont HAVE to drink it!');
writeln('you can let her get drunk instead!');
writeln('');
writeln('Ready to try again?');
end;
procedure type458;
begin
writeln('YOU GET ANOTHER POINT FOR JUST GETTING THIS FAR!!!');
writeln('You now have ', POINT,' ');
end;
procedure begtype461;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln(' Well NOW what are you going to do!!!!????!?!?!??!');
end;
procedure type466;
begin
writeln(' ', CUNT,' is all over you!');
writeln('');
writeln('Will you:');
writeln('TAKE ', CUNT,' in your arms and make Mad , Passionate',
' love to her.');
writeln('OFFER To put ', CUNT,' to Bed and leave.');
writeln(' JERKOFF and calm down.');
writeln('CARRY ', CUNT,' into the bedroom and ball her brains out!');
writeln('');
end;
procedure type481;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln(' :GOOD BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: :You did it!!!!!!!!');
writeln('You got to the Bedroom! Fuck her ass off man!!!');
end;
procedure type486;
begin
writeln('You made it! You Have ', POINT,' now!!!!!!');
writeln(' You Have graduated from the J.W. Foundation to pervert');
writeln('Young guys like yourself!');
writeln('Good luck in the world! It''s a :bitch: out there! :0::00');
end;
procedure type492;
begin
writeln('I Told you This Game is far from predictable!!!!');
writeln('you lose a point for that!!!!');
end;
procedure type495;
begin
writeln('You Now Have ', POINT,' left!');
writeln('Sorry...Game over for you... your skill level is ', POINT,' ');
end;
procedure type499;
begin
writeln('You have earned the right to LEAVE the game!!!!');
writeln('I warned you before about the unexpexted!');
writeln('Try the game again! and try to do better next time!!!!!');
writeln('');
writeln('');
end;
procedure type510;
begin
writeln('o.k. you fucking drunk! she ta',
'kes the bottle and cracks it over');
writeln('your fucking head!');
writeln('Bleeding and sobbing you pull your shit together and leave.');
writeln('you have a skill level of -5!');
writeln('FOREPLAY doesnt like a fucking lush!');
end;
procedure type517;
begin
writeln('My, you are an audacious bastard, aren''t',
' you? ', CUNT,' is not');
writeln('a piece of meat, you know--negligee or no negligee! You get');
writeln('a thunderously painful kick in t',
'he nuts for that one...and the');
writeln('rating of "Skill Level 3."');
end;
procedure type523;
begin
writeln('Don''t you think you should play Star Trek or somet',
'hing less demanding?');
writeln('Here''s the exec.');
writeln('Come back later with a cucumber.');
end;
procedure begtype529;
begin
writeln(' 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10');
writeln('1 . . . . . . * * . . STARDATE 2975.3');
writeln('2 . . . K K . . . . K CONDITION RED');
writeln('3 . . . . . . . . . . POSITION 4 - 3, 5 - 8');
writeln('4 . . * * . . . . * . LIFE SUPPORT DAMAGED, RESERVES=2.75');
writeln('5 . . . . . . . E R . WARP FACTOR 5.0');
writeln('6 . * . . . . * . . . ENERGY 675.88');
writeln('7 . . . . . . . . . . TORPEDOES 1');
writeln('8 . . . . K . . . . . SHIELDS DOWN, 12PCT 300 UNITS');
writeln('9 C . . . . . . . . . KLINGONS LEFT 23');
writeln('10 . . . . . . . . . . TIME LEFT 1.31');
writeln('');
writeln('?? ENTER "COMMAND" FOR COMMAND LIST');
end;
procedure type548;
begin
writeln('Computer is damaged, Captain. I don''t understand how.');
end;
procedure type551;
begin
writeln('Why are you playing this game if you can suck yourself off?');
writeln('FOREPLAY doesn''t like liars.');
end;
procedure type555;
begin
writeln('Enter the name of your sex partner.');
end;
procedure type558;
begin
writeln('Input your measurements, in inches.');
writeln(' Breast size:');
end;
procedure type561;
begin
writeln(' Waist:');
end;
procedure type563;
begin
writeln(' Hips:');
end;
procedure type567;
begin
writeln('Input length of your vaginal canal in inches:');
end;
procedure type573;
begin
writeln('Here is Question 1 of the new FEMALE version of Foreplay.');
writeln('You have just met ', GIGOLO,' . Being the a',
'ggressive type, he');
end;
procedure begtype575;
begin
writeln('invites you out to a romantic candlelit dinner. You:');
writeln(' (select from following menu)');
writeln(' ACCEPT');
writeln(' REFUSE, saying you have a previous engagement');
writeln(' PRODUCE a seven-course meal right ',
'on the spot, using');
writeln(' nothing but a pigeon and a book of matches');
writeln(' CALL out loudly for a policeman');
writeln(' DROP to your knees and begin to suck on his cock');
end;
procedure type593;
begin
writeln('Wow. Would you like a romantic candlelit dinner sometime?');
writeln('TWO WONDERFULLY DREAMY AROUSAL POINTS.');
end;
procedure type596;
begin
writeln('You now have ', POINT,' .');
end;
procedure type598;
begin
writeln('');
end;
procedure type600;
begin
writeln(' ', GIGOLO,' GETS SO EXCITED HE STICKS HIS COCK IN YOUR EAR');
writeln('AND FILLS IT WITH HIS CUM.');
writeln('AS HE FINISHES HIS ORGASM HE SCREAMS WHAT A FUCK''N SLUT');
writeln('YOU ARE AND PUNCHES YOUR HEAD IN....WHEN HE''S DONE HE');
writeln('DROPS 50 BUCKS ON THE FLOOR BESIDE YOU AND SAYS THANKS');
writeln('FOR THE GOOD TIME BITCH!');
writeln('YOU SCORED ', POINT,' POINTS SLUT!');
end;
procedure type612;
begin
writeln('SO FAR YOU HAVE ( ', POINT,' ) POINTS');
writeln('AFTER DINNER HE INVITES YOU BACK TO HIS PLACE FOR');
writeln('A DRINK:');
writeln('ACCEPT his offer and leave.');
writeln('SAY to him You''re saving yourself for marriage.');
writeln('CRAWL under the table and give head.');
writeln('TELL him he''s a fuck''n loser and should fuck off and die.');
end;
procedure type626;
begin
writeln('Good trick. One arousal point.');
end;
procedure type628;
begin
writeln('You now have ', POINT,' .');
writeln('DID YOU STUDY AT THE HARRY HOUDINI SCHOOL OF BLOWJOBS');
writeln('AND MAGIC.');
end;
procedure type633;
begin
writeln(' ', GIGOLO,' reports he''s lost all interest in you.');
writeln('Go sit on a jackhammer.');
end;
procedure type637;
begin
writeln('So you can take ten inches, eh?');
writeln('Honesty is crucial to enjoying the game of Foreplay.');
end;
procedure type641;
begin
writeln('Bring me a big, big drill press and I',
'''ll let you play some more.');
end;
procedure type647;
begin
writeln('YOU GOT ONE MORE AROUSAL POINT FOR THAT.');
writeln('YOU TAKE OFF BACK TO HIS PLACE.');
writeln('YOU NOTICE A RATHER LARGE BULGE IN HIS PANTS.');
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('');
end;
procedure type670;
begin
writeln('BACK AT HIS PLACE YOU NOTICE THAT THE');
writeln('BULGE IN HIS PANTS HAS GROWN CONSIDERABLY');
writeln('DO YOU:');
writeln('ASK ''Is it a roll of certs or are you happy to see me?''');
writeln('GRAB him by the bulge until the veins in his forehead');
writeln('bulge.');
writeln('TELL him you would like him to meet your mother.');
writeln('SHOW him your short haired doberman with big teeth');
writeln('and bad breath.');
writeln('IGNORE his bulge and sit down.');
end;
procedure type701;
begin
writeln(' ', GIGOLO,' SEES YOUR A NICE GIRL AND HIS DICK GETS A LOT');
writeln('HARDER. YOU GET ONE MORE AROUSAL POINT FOR THAT.');
end;
procedure type711;
begin
writeln(' ', GIGOLO,' SAYS HE WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOUR MOTHER.');
writeln('SHE WOULD PROBABLY FUCK LIKE A MINK COMPARED TO YOU.');
writeln('YOU PROBABLY HAVE A GAS POWERED VIBRATOR WITH TWO SPEEDS');
writeln('FAST AND SUPER DELUXE PULSATING,ROTATING SPEED.');
writeln('YOU STILL DON''T KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME.');
end;
procedure type721;
begin
writeln('AS SOON AS YOU DO THIS ', GIGOLO,' MOUNTS YOU ON THE SPOT');
writeln('HE DOES NOT REMOVE YOUR TAMPON OR UNDERWARE.');
writeln('WELL BITCH IT LOOKS LIKE YOU''LL BE DIGGING GAUZE AND THREAD');
writeln('OUT OF YOUR ', CUNTLENGTH,' IN. DEEP CUNT FOR DAYS.');
end;
procedure type734;
begin
writeln('NOW ', GIGOLO,' SITS DOWN BESIDE YOU AND ASKS :');
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('HEY BABE! DO YOU WANNA FUCK?');
end;
procedure type739;
begin
writeln('DO YOU:');
writeln('say ''COME again?''');
writeln('say ''NO thank you, just had one.''');
writeln('JUMP on him and rip his pants off.');
writeln('KISS him gently on the neck.');
end;
procedure type757;
begin
writeln('HE DOES; ALL OVER YOUR FACE. HE THEN CRASHES OU',
'T ON THE COUCH.');
end;
procedure type765;
begin
writeln('HE IS A BIT TAKEN ABACK AND REALIZES HE IS BEING TOO ',
'FORWARD.');
end;
procedure type771;
begin
writeln('3 AROUSAL POINTS!!!');
writeln('HE GETS SO EXCITED THAT HE COMES ALL OVER YOUR NICE CLOTHES.');
writeln('THE POINT OF THE GAME HOWEVER IS TOO AROUSE HIM WITHOUT HA',
'VING');
writeln('HIM REACH ORGASM. HAVEN''T YOU LEARNED YET?');
end;
procedure type781;
begin
writeln('YOURE DOING GREAT. 1 AROUSAL POINT.');
end;
procedure type783;
begin
writeln('YOU NOW HAVE ', POINT,' POINTS');
end;
procedure type790;
begin
writeln(' ', GIGOLO,' IS PANTING UNCONTROLLABLY. DO YOU:');
writeln('SLAP his face and ask him if he is the one giving you prank');
writeln('calls in which the caller breathes like him.');
writeln('BITE his ear and wisper sweet nothings into it.');
writeln('START to unbutton his shirt.');
end;
procedure type804;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('HE PUNCHES YOU OUT AND YOU WAKE UP IN NUDE IN AN ALLEY. YOU ',
'LOSE');
end;
procedure type812;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('ONE AROUSAL POINT. WOW YOU ARE MAKING HIM CRAZY. NOW',
' HIS SHIRT IS');
writeln('OFF AND YOU ARE CLIMBING ON TOP OF HIM, KISSING HIM ALL OVER');
writeln('HIS CHEST.');
end;
procedure type821;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('THATS EXACTLY WHAT YOU GET: "NOTHING". GIVE IT UP GIRL.');
end;
procedure type830;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('YOU SEE THE BULGE IN HIS CROTCH HAS REACHED ITS ULTIMATE SIZ',
'E.');
writeln('HIS PANTS CAN NO LONGER EXPAND. ', GIGOLO,' IS IN O',
'BVIOUS PAIN.');
writeln('DO YOU:');
writeln('');
writeln('gently UNZIP his pants and release his throbing cock.');
writeln('GRAB the bulge and skeeze as hard as you can.');
writeln('gently RUB his bulge to see if it gets any bigger.');
writeln('firmly STROKE his cock from outside his pants.');
end;
procedure type849;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('1 AROUSAL POINT FOR A TOTAL OF ', POINT,' ');
writeln('YOU GOT THE RIGHT IDEA. KEEP ON GOING STRONG BABY!');
end;
procedure type857;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln(' ', GIGOLO,' SCREAMS IN AGONY (SOPRANO). YOURE A FUCKIN BITC',
'H AND');
writeln('DESERVE TO BE LOGGED OUT. BYE BYE BITCH!');
end;
procedure type862;
begin
writeln('LOGOUT');
end;
procedure type867;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('YOU TWIT, I TOLD YOU THE BULGE HAS REACHED ITS MAXIMUM SIZE.');
writeln('YOU GET ONE POINT SUBTRACTED.');
writeln('YOU NOW HAVE ', POINT,' POINTS LEFT.');
end;
procedure type876;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('HE UNLOADS HIS WAD INSIDE HIS PANTS. TOO BAD.');
end;
procedure type885;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('NOW THAT HIS COCK IS RELEASED (ALONG WITH THE PAIN) YOU:');
writeln('');
writeln('SIT on it.');
writeln('PROCEED to give ', GIGOLO,' a blow job.');
writeln('STRIP and invite him to do the same.');
writeln('LAUGH at its size until tears come out of your eyes.');
end;
procedure type902;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('HE IS NOT AMUSED. YOU OBVIOUSLY NEED SOME TUTORING.');
end;
procedure type909;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('Ohhhhh. aaaaahhhhh. Oooooooo. HE COMES ALL OVER YOUR FACE.');
writeln('HE TELLS YOU WHAT A SLUT YOU ARE AND THROWS $20 ON THE FLOOR');
writeln('BESIDE YOU.');
end;
procedure type918;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('HE LOSES HIS ERECTION AND KICKS YOU OUT.');
end;
procedure type926;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('2 AROUSAL POINTS. YOU NOW HAVE ', POINT,' POINTS');
writeln('');
writeln('');
end;
procedure type932;
begin
writeln('NOW YOU HAVE HIM GOING BANANAS. HE IS READY TO UNLOAD HIS');
writeln('GALLONS OF SEMEN ANY SECOND.');
writeln('');
writeln('NOW WHAT DO YOU DO???????!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!!!');
end;
procedure type940;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('TAKE him by the hand and lead him into the bedroom.');
writeln('LIE down on the floor in front of the fire place and spr',
'ead your legs.');
writeln('JUMP him on the spot.');
end;
procedure type953;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('YOU LIE IN BED AND WAIT.');
end;
procedure type959;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('HE IS HOT FOR YOU AND CAN''T WAIT.');
end;
procedure type965;
begin
writeln('');
end;
procedure type967;
begin
writeln('HE COMES ALL OVER THE COUCH AND PASSES OUT. YOU LEAVE DEP',
'RESSED.');
writeln('DON''T YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME YET? YOUR SO STUPID.');
writeln('WHY DON''T YOU PLAY SOMETHING LE',
'SS DEMANDING LIKE THIS NEXT GAME');
writeln('THATS COMING UP NOW.');
end;
procedure type980;
begin
writeln('');
writeln(' ', GIGOLO,' FALLS GENTLY OVER YOU.');
writeln('');
end;
procedure type984;
begin
writeln('HE ASKS YOU IF HE CAN TIE YOU UP.');
writeln('');
end;
procedure type987;
begin
writeln('YOU SEE THE GLEAM IN HIS EYE.');
writeln('');
end;
procedure type990;
begin
writeln('YOU FEEL THE WEIGHT OF HIS LOWER BODY AGAINST YOUR CLIT.');
writeln('(EDITOR''S NOTE: Brigitte coudn''t you use a more');
writeln('obsene term than ''lower body''? e.g. cock');
writeln('or penis would have been appropriate here. END OF NOTE)');
writeln('');
end;
procedure type996;
begin
writeln('YOU CAN''T BELIEVE IT. YOUR SHIVERING. YOU THEN :');
end;
procedure type998;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('say ''NO just make love to me you fool.''');
writeln('REACT by turning him over and start riding him.');
end;
procedure type1008;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('HE SAYS ''FOOL? I''LL SHOW YOU A FOOL'' AND ',
'KICKS YOU OUT OF THE');
writeln('APPARTEMENT');
end;
procedure type1016;
begin
writeln('');
writeln('');
writeln('YOU MAKE WILD ANIMAL LOVE, HAVE MULTIPLE ORGASMS AND REPEAT');
writeln('YOUR LOVEMAKING ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT.');
end;
procedure type1021;
begin
writeln('YOU WAKE UP AND REALISE THE WHOLE T',
'HING WAS A DREAM, BUT WHAT');
writeln('DREAM. YOUR IN A COLD SWEAT.');
end;
procedure type1024;
begin
writeln('THE DOOR BELL RINGS!!!!! GUESS WHO ?????');
end;
begin
(* &TRACE OFF *)
vmfclear;
type3;
begtype7;
readln(JUNK);
vmfclear;
type22;
readln(JUNK);
vmfclear;
POINT := 0;
begtype29;
type35;
readln(GENDER);
if GENDER = 'M' then GOTO 134;
if GENDER = 'F' then GOTO 116;
type40;
goto 888;
134:
type44;
readln(SKILL);
(* *&IF .&SKILL = . &GOTO -MALE *)
if SKILL = 0 then GOTO 134;
if SKILL > 7 then GOTO 177;
if SKILL > 1 then GOTO 139;
begtype50;
goto 146;
139:
type58;
goto 146;
177:
type62;
goto 888;
146:
type66;
readln(HUGENESS);
(* *&IF .&HUGENESS = . &GOTO -QUEST1 *)
if HUGENESS = 0 then GOTO 146;
if HUGENESS < 5 then GOTO 176;
if HUGENESS > 8 then GOTO 123;
150:
type73;
readln(CUNT);
if CUNT = '' then GOTO 150;
vmfclear;
type77;
sleep( 05 );
113:
begtype80;
readln(DRINKNAME);
if DRINKNAME = '' then GOTO 113;
type90;
readln(DRINKSURE);
if DRINKSURE = 'NO' then GOTO 113;
if DRINKNAME = 'EVERCLEAR' then GOTO 107;
if DRINKNAME = 'BEER' then GOTO 108;
if DRINKNAME = 'MARTINI' then GOTO 152;
if DRINKNAME = 'WINE' then GOTO 142;
if DRINKNAME = 'SCREW' then GOTO 152;
if DRINKNAME = '' then GOTO 113;
type99;
goto 113;
107:
begtype103;
type108;
goto 888;
108:
type112;
goto 113;
142:
vmfclear;
type119;
POINT := POINT + 1;
type122;
152:
begtype124;
readln(DRUGS);
vmfclear;
if DRUGS = '' then GOTO 152;
if DRUGS = 'AGREE' then GOTO 143;
if DRUGS = 'SAY' then GOTO 154;
if DRUGS = 'OFFER' then GOTO 109;
if DRUGS = 'IGNORE' then GOTO 171;
goto 152;
171:
type142;
goto 888;
109:
type146;
goto 107;
143:
POINT := POINT + 1;
type150;
154:
type152;
begtype153;
readln(COMFORTSTATION);
vmfclear;
if COMFORTSTATION = '' then GOTO 154;
if COMFORTSTATION = 'WAIT' then GOTO 156;
if COMFORTSTATION = 'FOLLOW' then GOTO 102;
if COMFORTSTATION = 'REMOVE' then GOTO 115;
if COMFORTSTATION = 'LEAVE' then GOTO 131;
vmfclear;
type168;
goto 154;
131:
goto 888;
115:
if HUGENESS > 7 then GOTO 125;
type174;
goto 888;
125:
type180;
goto 888;
102:
POINT := POINT + 1;
type192;
sleep( 05 );
156:
type198;
begtype200;
readln(GROPE);
vmfclear;
if GROPE = '' then GOTO 156;
if GROPE = 'LAP' then GOTO 174;
if GROPE = 'SIDES' then GOTO 158;
if GROPE = 'THIGH' then GOTO 169;
if GROPE = 'SHOULDERS' then GOTO 173;
if GROPE = 'BREASTS' then GOTO 166;
if GROPE = 'KNEE' then GOTO 188;
vmfclear;
type220;
goto 156;
188:
type225;
POINT := POINT - 1;
type229;
goto 158;
158:
type232;
begtype238;
readln(BOOZE);
if BOOZE = '' then GOTO 158;
if BOOZE = 'TAKE' then GOTO 144;
if BOOZE = 'REFUSE' then GOTO 136;
if BOOZE = 'TELL' then GOTO 133;
if BOOZE = 'SIT' then GOTO 171;
goto 888;
173:
type258;
POINT := POINT - 1;
type267;
sleep( 02 );
goto 158;
160:
vmfclear;
type272;
begtype275;
readln(MOVE);
if MOVE = 'PUT' then GOTO 119;
if MOVE = 'KISS' then GOTO 185;
if MOVE = 'FEEL' then GOTO 169;
174:
type286;
goto 156;
169:
type291;
goto 156;
185:
type297;
POINT := POINT - 1;
type301;
sleep( 3 );
goto 160;
144:
POINT := POINT + 1;
type306;
sleep( 03 );
vmfclear;
goto 160;
119:
type315;
POINT := POINT + 1;
type317;
sleep( 03 );
goto 162;
162:
type323;
begtype326;
readln(NOWWHAT);
if NOWWHAT = 'TAKE' then GOTO 167;
if NOWWHAT = 'OFFER' then GOTO 167;
if NOWWHAT = 'KISS' then GOTO 101;
167:
begtype337;
goto 888;
101:
POINT := POINT + 1;
type354;
sleep( 03 );
vmfclear;
type358;
sleep( 03 );
goto 164;
164:
type362;
begtype365;
readln(FUCK);
if FUCK = 'ASK' then GOTO 137;
if FUCK = 'CONTINUE' then GOTO 120;
if FUCK = 'MAKE' then GOTO 137;
120:
POINT := POINT + 1;
type379;
begtype380;
sleep( 03 );
goto 148;
137:
type390;
POINT := POINT - 1;
goto 148;
148:
sleep( 02 );
vmfclear;
type398;
begtype399;
readln(ORGASM);
if ORGASM = '' then GOTO 148;
if ORGASM = 'FINGER' then GOTO 172;
if ORGASM = 'SLOW' then GOTO 118;
if ORGASM = 'ASK' then GOTO 138;
goto 888;
138:
type416;
POINT := POINT - 1;
type420;
goto 176;
118:
POINT := POINT + 1;
type424;
POINT := POINT + 1;
type427;
begtype428;
sleep( 03 );
goto 149;
172:
type439;
goto 888;
136:
type447;
sleep( 03 );
goto 158;
149:
vmfclear;
POINT := POINT + 1;
type458;
sleep( 03 );
begtype461;
type466;
readln(SEX);
if SEX = 'TAKE' then GOTO 121;
if SEX = 'OFFER' then GOTO 126;
if SEX = 'JERKOFF' then begin
writeln(' YOU SUCK!');
goto 888;
end;
if SEX = 'CARRY' then GOTO 105;
goto 888;
105:
type481;
POINT := POINT + 10;
type486;
goto 888;
126:
type492;
POINT := POINT - 1;
type495;
goto 888;
121:
type499;
goto 888;
goto 888;
133:
type510;
goto 888;
166:
type517;
goto 888;
176:
type523;
readln(DUMMY);
vmfclear;
TERM := 'TERM';
begtype529;
180:
readln(STBRPROB);
if STBRPROB = '' then GOTO 180;
if STBRPROB = TERM then GOTO 146;
type548;
goto 180;
123:
type551;
goto 888;
116:
type555;
readln(GIGOLO);
if GIGOLO = 'GAVIN' then begin
writeln(' BAD CHOICE!');
goto 888;
end;
type558;
readln(TITSIZE);
type561;
readln(WAISTSIZE);
type563;
readln(HIPSIZE);
if TITSIZE > 36 then begin
writeln(' You have mighty big jugs, woman.');
goto 888;
end;
if TITSIZE <= 32 then begin
writeln(' No tits! No wonder you play this game.');
goto 888;
end;
type567;
readln(CUNTLENGTH);
if CUNTLENGTH >= 10 then GOTO 183;
if CUNTLENGTH < 4 then GOTO 112;
vmfclear;
147:
type573;
begtype575;
readln(OHMYWHATTODO);
if OHMYWHATTODO = 'DROP' then GOTO 114;
if OHMYWHATTODO = 'PRODUCE' then GOTO 124;
if OHMYWHATTODO = 'CALL' then GOTO 106;
if OHMYWHATTODO = 'REFUSE' then GOTO 106;
if OHMYWHATTODO = 'ACCEPT' then GOTO 151;
goto 147;
114:
type593;
POINT := POINT + 2;
type596;
goto 141;
type598;
141:
type600;
goto 888;
151:
sleep( 05 );
vmfclear;
type612;
readln(ANS2);
if ANS2 = 'ACCEPT' then GOTO 130;
if ANS2 = 'SAY' then GOTO 106;
if ANS2 = 'CRAWL' then GOTO 141;
if ANS2 = 'TELL' then GOTO 106;
goto 151;
124:
type626;
POINT := POINT + 1;
type628;
goto 151;
106:
type633;
goto 888;
183:
type637;
goto 888;
112:
type641;
goto 888;
130:
POINT := POINT + 1;
sleep( 05 );
vmfclear;
type647;
sleep( 05 );
goto 153;
153:
sleep( 05 );
type670;
readln(ANS3F);
if ANS3F = 'IGNORE' then GOTO 135;
if ANS3F = 'ASK' then GOTO 189;
if ANS3F = 'TELL' then GOTO 103;
if ANS3F = 'SHOW' then GOTO 103;
if ANS3F = 'GRAB' then GOTO 103;
goto 153;
135:
type701;
POINT := POINT + 1;
goto 155;
189:
type711;
goto 888;
103:
type721;
goto 888;
155:
sleep( 05 );
vmfclear;
type734;
sleep( 06 );
type739;
readln(ACTION);
if ACTION = 'COME' then GOTO 110;
if ACTION = 'NO' then GOTO 117;
if ACTION = 'JUMP' then GOTO 111;
if ACTION = 'KISS' then GOTO 128;
goto 155;
110:
type757;
goto 888;
117:
type765;
goto 157;
111:
type771;
goto 888;
128:
type781;
POINT := POINT + 1;
type783;
157:
sleep( 05 );
vmfclear;
type790;
readln(REPLY5F);
if REPLY5F = 'SLAP' then GOTO 178;
if REPLY5F = 'START' then GOTO 179;
if REPLY5F = 'BITE' then GOTO 104;
goto 157;
178:
type804;
goto 888;
179:
POINT := POINT + 1;
type812;
goto 159;
104:
type821;
goto 888;
159:
sleep( 05 );
vmfclear;
type830;
readln(REPLY6F);
if REPLY6F = 'UNZIP' then GOTO 187;
if REPLY6F = 'GRAB' then GOTO 122;
if REPLY6F = 'RUB' then GOTO 170;
if REPLY6F = 'STROKE' then GOTO 182;
187:
POINT := POINT + 1;
type849;
goto 161;
122:
type857;
sleep( 10 );
type862;
goto 888;
170:
type867;
goto 159;
182:
type876;
goto 888;
161:
sleep( 05 );
vmfclear;
type885;
readln(REPLY7F);
if REPLY7F = 'SIT' then GOTO 175;
if REPLY7F = 'STRIP' then GOTO 181;
if REPLY7F = 'PROCEED' then GOTO 145;
if REPLY7F = 'LAUGH' then GOTO 129;
goto 161;
175:
type902;
goto 888;
145:
type909;
goto 888;
129:
type918;
goto 888;
181:
POINT := POINT + 2;
type926;
sleep( 05 );
type932;
163:
sleep( 05 );
vmfclear;
type940;
readln(REPLY8F);
if REPLY8F = 'TAKE' then GOTO 184;
if REPLY8F = 'LIE' then GOTO 132;
if REPLY8F = 'JUMP' then GOTO 127;
goto 163;
184:
type953;
goto 165;
132:
type959;
goto 165;
127:
type965;
sleep( 04 );
type967;
sleep( 13 );
(* *EXEC HAHA *)
goto 888;
165:
sleep( 05 );
vmfclear;
sleep( 05 );
type980;
sleep( 05 );
type984;
sleep( 05 );
type987;
sleep( 05 );
type990;
sleep( 09 );
type996;
186:
type998;
readln(REPLY9F);
if REPLY9F = 'NO' then GOTO 140;
if REPLY9F = 'REACT' then GOTO 168;
goto 186;
140:
type1008;
goto 888;
168:
type1016;
sleep( 05 );
type1021;
sleep( 05 );
type1024;
sleep( 05 );
(* *EXEC HAHA *)
goto 888;
888:
end.
