`Long John Silver left 2 treasures on Treasure Island`"
"Nothing happens"
"There's something there all right. Maybe I should"
"That's not very smart"
"I may need to say a MAGIC word here!"
"Everything spins around and suddenly I'm elsewhere..."
"Torch is lit"
"I was wrong, I guess its not a mongoose cause the snakes bit it!"
"I'm snake bit"
"Parrot attacks snakes and drives them off"
"Pirate won't let me"
"Its locked"
"Its open"
"There are a set of plans in it"
"Not while I'm carrying it"
"Crocs stop me"
"Sorry I can't"
"Wrong game you silly goose!"
"I don't have it"
"Pirate grabs rum and scuttles off chortling"
"...I think its me, Hee Hee."
"Its nailed to the floor!"
"Yoho ho and a ..."
"No, something is missing!"
"It was a tight squeeze!"
"Something won't fit"
"Since nothing is happening"
"I slipped and fell..."
"Something falls out"
"They're plans to build the Jolly Roger (a Pirate ship!)
You'll need: hammer, nails, lumber, anchor, sails, and a keel."
"I've no container"
"It soaks into the ground"
"Too dry, fish vanish."
"Pirate awakens and says `Aye matey we be casting off soon`
He then VANISHES!"
"What a waste..."
"I've no crew"
"Pirate says: `Aye matey we be needing a map first`."
"After a day at sea we set anchor off of a sandy beach.
All Ashore who's going Ashore..."
"Try: `WEIGH ANCHOR`"
"There's a map in it"
"Its a map to Treasure Island. At the bottom it says:
`30 paces then dig!`"
"* Welcome to Adventure number 2: `PIRATE ADVENTURE` by Alexis and Scott Adams.
Dedicated to Ted Heeren and Paul Sharland.
Remember you can always ask for `help`.
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"Its empty"
"I've no plans!"
"open it?"
"go there?"
"I found something!"
"I didn't find anything"
"I don't see it here"
"OK I walked off 30 paces."
"CONGRATULATIONS !!!
But your Adventure is not over yet...
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"Reading expands the mind"
"The Parrot crys:"
"`Check the bag matey`"
"`Check the chest matey`"
"from the other side!"
"Open the book!"
"There's multiple exits here!"
"Crocs eat fish and leave"
"I'm underwater, I guess I don't swim well. Blub Blub..."
"`Pieces of eight`"
"Its stuck in the sand"
"OK"
"Pirate says: `Aye me Buckeroo, we be waiting for the tide to
come in!`"
"The tide is out"
"The tide is coming in"
"About 20 pounds. Try: `SET SAIL`"
"`Tides be a changing matey`"
"Note here says: `I be liking parrots, they be smart matey!`"
"Pirate follows me ashore as if expecting something"
"Climb stairs..."
"Got anything to eat matey?"
"Parrot attacks crocs but is beaten off"
"Bird flys off looking very unhappy"
"Parrot ate a cracker."
"Yummy"
"I hear nothing now"
"Pirate says:
`First Yee be getting that ACCURSED thing off me ship!`
"
"read it?"
"Ask for Adventure number 3: `MISSION IMPOSSIBLE` at your
favorite computer dealer. If they DON'T carry `ADVENTURE`
have them call: 1-305-862-6917 TODAY! `ADVENTURE` also
supports lower case!
"
"I'm not feeling destructive!"
"`Check the book, matey!`"
"All right, POOF the GAME is destroyed!"
"I see nothing special"
"I don't know where to look!"
"Its stuck"
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"Flight of stairs" 1
"Open window" 2
"Books in a bookcase" 2
"Large blood soaked book/BOO/" 0
"Bookcase with secret passage beyond" 0
"Pirate's duffel bag/BAG/" 4
"Sign says: `Bring *TREASURES* here, say: SCORE`" 1
"Empty bottle/BOT/" 0
"Unlit torch/TOR/" 4
"Lit torch/TOR/" 0
"Matches/MAT/" 0
"Small ship's keel and mast" 6
"Wicked looking pirate" 9
"Treasure chest/CHE/" 9
"Mongoose/MON/" 8
"Rusty anchor/ANC/" 24
"Grass shack" 8
"Mean and hungry looking crocodiles" 11
"Locked door" 11
"Open door with hall beyond" 0
"Pile of sails/SAI/" 17
"Fish/FIS/" 10
"*DUBLEONS*/DUB/" 25
"Deadly mamba snakes" 25
"Parrot/PAR/" 9
"Bottle of rum/BOT/" 1
"Rug/RUG/" 0
"Ring of keys/KEY/" 0
"Open treasure chest/CHE/" 0
"Set of plans/PLA/" 0
"Rug" 1
"Claw hammer/HAM/" 15
"Nails/NAI/" 0
"Pile of precut lumber/LUM/" 17
"Tool shed" 17
"Locked door" 16
"Open door with pit beyond" 0
"Pirate ship" 0
"Rock wall with narrow crack in it" 18
"Narrow crack in the rock" 17
"Salt water" 10
"Sleeping pirate" 0
"Bottle of salt water/BOT/" 0
"Rum bottle smashed into pieces.
Sign `Opposite of LIGHT is Unlight`" 4
"Safety sneakers/SNE/" 1
"Map/MAP/" 0
"Shovel/SHO/" 15
"Mouldy old bones/BON/" 0
"Sand/SAN/" 6
"Bottles of rum/BOT/" 0
"*RARE STAMPS*/STA/" 0
"Lagoon" 6
"The tide is out" 24
"The tide is coming in" 0
"Water wings/WIN/" 15
"Flotsam and jetsam" 0
"Monastary" 23
"Wooden box/BOX/" 0
"Dead squirrel" 0
"Sign in the sand says:
`Welcome to Pirates Island, watch out for the tide!`" 6
"Sack of crackers/CRA/" 1
"Note/NOT/" 0
"Small advertising flyer/FLY/" 0
"Burnt out torch/TOR/" 0
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"CROCODILES"
"SNAKES"
"RUG FLAG 11 GOT KEYS"
"PARROT PIECES 8"
"LITE"
"FLAG 1. BUILD BOAT. NEED SAIL/LUMBER/BEACH"
"FLAG 2.READY TO BUILD BOAT"
"NOT READY TO BUILD"
"UNLOCK DOOR. FLAG 0"
"BUILDINg BOAT"
"END GAME"
"SLIPPED NO SHOES"
"PIRATE RUM FLAG 0"
"PIRATE RUM ATTIC FLAG 0"
"FISH ESCAPE"
"FLAG 6 INTRO"
"PIRATE RUM AGAIN"
"PARROT BAG"
"PARROT CHEST"
"TIDE IN DROWN"
"DROWN OCEAN"
"TIDE WITH ANCHOR"
"TIDE NO ANCHOR NOT T.I."
"PARROT TIDE"
"RESET FLAG 0"
"LITE"
"MONGOOSE"
"BIRD & CROCS"
"BIRD FOLLOWS CRACKERS"
"PARROT EAT CRACKS"
"PARROT BOOK"
"BURNT LAMP"
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"NO SAIL WITH BOOK"
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"FLAG 12 CHEST EMPTY"
"CHEST MAP"
"EMPTY"
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"TIDE OUT"
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"CARRYING SHOVEL"
"CARRYING CHEST"
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"CARRYING LUMBER"
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"CARRYING BOOK"
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"DARK"
"LITE"
"WAIT FOR FOR TIDE"
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"FLAG 3 EMPTY BAG"
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"FLAG 4 WE AT TREASUE ISLE"
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"GO TREASURE ISLE"
"RETURN FROM TR ISLE"
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"AT T.I."
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"FLAG 7. THIS IS IT"
"PACE 30 BUT WRONG PLACE"
"BONES"
"EAT CRACKERRS"
"BEACH TREASURE RUM"
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"GOT IT"
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"DROP SALT WATER"
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"FREE ANCHOR FLAG 10"
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