the day when
a) Santa Claus was borned
b) Grimlock made a funny joke
c) Jesus Christ, the son of God,
was borned.
d) Legus Krayzt, the son of Mr.
Dromedary, was horned.. uh...
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- g r i m l o c k ( t h e g r o u p ) -
p r e s e n t o s d e l a f o n k o s :
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: e p s i l o n ^ d e s i g n � 1 9 9 5 :
Ever heard a SnowDude Scream 'Salad'?
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Doobidobidoobidododo, I don't need yer looooove!
Ops-i-doodle! Got a little carried away there...
Yes, finally (..) I am back with a new colly,
this time released under the najs e^D-label.
Yup, I have joined the desajners of epsilon, and
I liiiiike it!
The 2-3 last collies of mine have been kinda
crappy, missing the spirit that I once had. My
spirit is 100% back now, thanx to these boys :
- Xcluziwe: he released ascii gazette #1, and
I could feel that old scene-spirit
flow inside my body, and I felt
like doing some asciis. He made
me see the ascii-scene, or should
I use the word 'ascii-family', in
a totally new perspective. Thanks!
- Fatal: he opened his board, Another Step,
which is a 100% pure ascii-board.
That made the family-picture complete,
and I simply HAD to do some asciis!
He also asked (begged =]) me to join
e^D, which I obviously did. Man, I
love both him and his board. Thanks!
Now you know where to send those mail-bombs!!!
I also want to greet and thank those who greeted
me in their collies. Hell, I get so fucking
happy/surprised every time I see my name in a
respect-list, or if I get a najs message in a
colly.
Okey, enuff sentimental lego-words...
It's christmas, and we are all supposed to be
happy. My legodudes aren't that angry with me,
anymore, and the amount of people who want to
kick my butt have decreased heavily. Thank
das lego-god for that. Even though, I would
enjoyed to get spanked once in a while..jaja..
It's phucking cold here in Norway, around 20�
on the wrong side. I hate the winter, I hate
it so much! It's fun to build snowmen, though,
but it's NOT kool to freeze my nuts off while
building them. Argh.
bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla.. wish I knew
a funny joke. But I don't. Could really need
a laugh now.. hm....
Let's talk about the title of this colly;
" Salad Snowmen And Them Psycho Santas ".....
If snowmen was made of salad, then we could
eat them, after building them. But I guess we
wouldn't call them Snowmen, then... and salad
makes my stumach scream 'Ragnarok is near!'..
Santas are psycho-maniacs. Why else would
they spen d millions of dollars on stupid
presents, and wear those stupid, red clothes
and that rebellous, white beard? I am
telling you, those dudes are totally insane!
Then again, aren't we all a little weird?
Okkkkey... I will stop this playmobil of a
text, and get on with the colly. Hope you
will enjoy it, as much as I loved breaking
my hand last winter... karamba-o-hoy!
- el grimlocko / epsilon design^grotesticle
shoot^grimlock (the group)
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| mark ryder >> din nye colly var J�VLIG kul! Jeg deg |
| (fl�rt) og dine herlige texter!! Du |
| vil vel ikke supplie skoleavisa hvor |
| Jorun og jeg er redakt�rer med slike |
| sm� historier? En i hvert nummer, or |
| sumthin'?! Hehe.. milit�rer gj�r |
| homoer av oss alle! Ja, deg oxo!! =] |
| |
| fatal >> her har du min f�rste colly innenfor |
| e^D's trygge vegger... ah.. Basen din |
| er s� flott, at jeg nesten runker til |
| scrollbacken!! Nuuu tsjitt! |
| |
| stratos! >> gratulerer med din nye gruppe! Skal vi |
| lage en coop zu sammen soon? Acid & jeg |
| m�ter det hver gang vi er i Oslo..hihi! |
| |
| tommy! >> JAa! Jeg vil kj�pe dine lego-sheets!!!! |
| Send dem til meg!!! he-he-he... |
| btw: din nye style kicket ass!
| |
| chrombacher>> apoptygma berzerk rrrrruuuuulllleeer!!! |
| |
| nup! >> whue' iz dat cully gRt wuz sUp�ewsed 2 |
| Ǯ^(h? a' U leizy o' zumthin'?? �] |
| |
| stylez >> forgot to make you a dewd.. hehe.. will |
| make it.... some day.. phukk, your |
| collies take my (bad) breath far away!! |
| |
| xcluziwe >> azxski g^zette was really lego!! Layout |
| og module er p� vei! |
| |
| dezzoto >> thanx for the loooogo! du skal f� litt |
| deilig urin-sex p� TG96.. promise! |
| |
| snuffy >> jeg advarte deg med tanke p� min late |
| swappe-speed.. hehe.. bboys logo er |
| available i DENNE collyen! BumtiHum.. |
| |
| elfin >> faen, jeg gleder meg til din neste re- |
| lease.. kan du ikke bruke dine gamle |
| (sinnsykt kule) stiler? De er jo helt i |
| en klasse for seg selv! Kyss, kyss! |
| |
| jedi >> coooomeeeeeeee baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!! |
| |
| magz >> wallhall (tm) er verdens beste door! Du |
| er amix-kongen! hihi... drikke, drikke! |
| |
| mute >> dine messys er litt rare.....,.nycolly? |
| |
| all e^D'ers>> jeg elsker dere! hvis dere ikke fikk en |
| logo i denne collyen, s� er det fordi |
| jeg ikke fikk tid! Vent til neste gang! |
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| The Land Of Supreme and Royal Ascii-Art |
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