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.� | _ \_ | 2 legowomen and 1 legobaby...
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_____ | _/ ��)) \ | 52 of them are NUDE!!
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___/ \___ \_______\ � | Feeling horny, yet?!
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mail me a letter / call me: | _ _ |
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GRIMLOCK/EPSILON DESIGN | |_________| |
BLUNKESLETTVN.5C |__|\_ _ _/|__| available g�m-collies:
18OO ASKIM / _\ |_ | _| /_ \
NORWAY \_\� _)-|-(_ �/_/ gRt-Fisk.txt gRt-Gele.txt
� _|_ | _|_ � gRt-Lege.txt gRt-Lego.txt
++47-69883857 (FRODE) \,)_|_(,/ gRt-Barn.txt gRt-Kuen.txt
| | gRt-Pose.lha gRt-Klin.txt
_______ __| |__ gRt-Ball.txt gRt-Herr.txt
_____\ /_____ _/ \_ gRt-Faen.txt gRt-Last.txt
| , , | | � | gRt-Cock.txt e^D-snow.txt
| ��,_,�� | ,���, | e^D-mjau.txt e^D-guru.txt
| `�|�' | ,������, | e^D-dang.txt e^D-eros.txt
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| |___`���'_______ |____ `�' "true lego comes |
| ` ����� |�� / ' from within" |
�\___________________|____/ -PLATON |
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\ `�', | Okey, you bastards.... As promised, |
\ �,� | the gap between e^D-dang.txt and |
\ `�' | this collection is not as huge as |
\ | between e^D-mjau, e^D-guru and |
\ | e^D-dang. I also believe that I've |
\ | fulfilled my promise about this one |
\ | being a lot better than my last |
\ | collection. My asciis do still suck |
\ | bitch, but at least I have included |
\ | a whole lot of legodudes this time. |
\ | |
\ | Spring has finally entered Norway, |
\ | and I feel love running through my |
\ | lego-vains. I feel like painting |
\ | nude legomen.... and I am sorry for |
\| being a fucking sell-out, but I |
| have also drawn a lego-woman this |
| time! Argh! What is the world |
| coming to?! Is this the end of the |
| lovely homophilosophy that has |
| ruled my collies so far? Will some |
| of my legodudes turn their back on |
| me, and have sex with that |
| quisling-legowoman?! Will I ever |
| release another legostic colly?! |
| Will I convert to the cult of the |
| damned - the worshippers of the |
| holy playmobil?!?! Is Fatal wearing |
| a Double-Dragon amoulet around his |
| neck? Is Chrombacher and Superman |
| actually the same person? Is Mark |
| Ryders girlie faking her orgasms? |
| Do I have the nerve to keep on |
| asking these insulting questions? |
| I really do not know! I only know |
| this: I have to end this boring |
| crap-shit-fuck-bitch preface, and |
| GET ON WITH IT!! |
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my cat is red | `���������������'
my cat is white |_
my cat is dead / _
| | HOW TO REQUEST g�m-ASCIIS
"dingelidang" by g�m/e^D | |
| | a) call/write me
| | b) ask Jorun/Grotesticle
| | Fatal/Epsilon^Design
| | Magz/Grotesticle
| | c) pray your local god
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������� g�m/e^D'97
"THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT" IS THE OFFICIAL PORNO-PART OF THIS COLLY.
FUCK, THERE ARE MANY GIRLS AT THE GATHERING THIS YEAR....
...AND NOT TO MENTION ALL THEM LUVELY BOYS...
______ (habba, habba!)
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` ___� | | "THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT" IS DEDICATED
_\_/__ ___|____| TO THE DUDE WHO GOT BUSTED AT THE
| o| / \ GATHERING FOR SPREADING CHILDPORN OVER
_____|_____| /___/ THE PARTY-NETWORK.....
_/ | , | |
| | | |__|_ | THEY MAY TAKE YOUR EQUIPMENT, BUT THEY
| |____�\__l_/ | CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SOUL!
| | ___| |
| |__ | | GOOD LUCK IN PRISON, MATE!
|_____| |_________|
_______ ___________________
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l/ / ____// ________/____ _______________/
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| | H A Z E / A P A T H Y
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g�m/e^D'97 :......:
YOU HAVE NOW ENTERED THE
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Z O N E
A C I D
Jeg hadde faktisk med XS2daRavezone p� TG, men somehow
s� glemte jeg � gi deg den... og n�r jeg husket at jeg
hadde den, s� var du gone with da wind... sigh!
B A F F L E
FAAAAEEEEEEN!! Vinduet i baksetet var full av fotspor!!!
Jeg tror det var noen som l� i baksetet, og sparket p�
vinduene.... grrrr... =)
C H R O M B A C H E R
Was it coffee or coca-cola you were drinkin'? Damn, that
must have been sweet!!! brrrrrrr!!!!! thanks for the
asciis, mate! Vi prates p� Arvika....
DAS mechanischer synth-gebajser aus dem toten j�vlar!!!
D Y R E H A G E
...og hvor var du n�r vi andre var p� TG? erke-slyngel!!
F A T A L
Hej, din j�vla double-dragon bajs-master.... If you find
that "Hymn to DM"-cd, then buy it and send it to me, ok?
You will of course get yer money back (or a cd)... but
I do not think it is THAT rare. At least one of my pals
claimed to have seen it several times... btw: what was
the title of that cd with Covenant ("stalker") + 3
other bands? I want it! I want it! I waaaaaaant it!
D.A.F.-konserten var FUCKING GREAT!!!!!!!!!!
G O D F A T H E R
Artig � m�te en som har interesse for bra film.. send
meg en tape, s� skal jeg kopiere "Man Bites Dog" til
deg. Den er utrolig bra!
J O R U N
Der Jugo rules... det stod om den i Dagbladet p� L�rdag.
Du mu�t das gelesen... ehehe..
M A R K R Y D E R
HAHAHA! Var det vanskeligere � lage ascii-mag enn du
trodde!?! Hva med et samarbeid? Bedre mag - mindre work!
S U P E R T E D
Hadde du v�rt med i music-compoen, ville du v�rt i
studio n�, din dumming!
SOMEBODY P L E A S E TEACH ME SOMETHING ABOUT LAYOUT!!
VET DERE HVA MAN F�R HVIS MAN BLANDER LSD MED IMSDAL?
IKKE?
H � Y V A N N , V E L ! ! !
- g�m-vitsemakeri�1997 -
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:.......:
most of the crap was made by an ascii-artist-wanna-be named
G R I M L O C K / E ^ D
extremely fonkey GRIMLOCK-ascii at the beginning was made by
B / M O ' S O U L
dotted-heart between all the crappy ascii-logos drawn by
C H R O M B A C H E R / E ^ D
moral support, spanking and some very cool ideas by
A R C A N E / C O N T R A Z
B A F F L E / G R O T E S T I C L E
C H R O M B A C H E R / E ^ D
F A T A L / E ^ D
M A G Z / G R O T E S T I C L E
bands'n'artists whose music I listened to during the making of this crap
A N D O N E
B I G F I S H
B L A C K S A B B A T H
D A V I D B O W I E
N I C K C A V E
C H E M I C A L B R O T H E R S
C O V E N A N T
D . A . F
D A I L Y P L A N E T
D E P E C H E M O D E
E L E G A N T M A C H I N E R Y
F R O N T 2 4 2
M E S H
N I T Z E R E B B
P O U P P E E F A B R I K
R E S T R I C T E D A R E A
S O L F O R M � R K E L S E N
S P E K T R A L I Z E D
S . P . O . C . K
thanks to this person for providing me with some very cool muzak
F A T A L / E ^ D
swedish poem at the end of this collection was bajsed by
E L E F A N T K L U B B E N
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| |
vi sjunger och tjoar, men det r�cker ikke
|f�r nu skall vi hem, det gillar vi ikke|
| vi hade kul h�r p�the gathering |
| s�g m�nga m�nniskor och galna ting |
| det var kul det vill jag ber�tta |
vi ses sen, f�r nu har vi �tit och �r m�tta
| |
| HA DET! |
| / ELEFANTKLUBBEN
| _______l
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