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CONTENTS:

1. Terminology and Introduction

1.1. What is the purpose of this document?
1.2. What is a FAQ?
1.3. Common Abbreviations and Terms

2. What is the Church of Satan?

3. Anton Szandor LaVey

3.1. The man and his life
3.2. LaVey's death
3.3. Myths and truths
3.4. Isn't Anton LaVey merely ripping off Nietzsche?

4. Satanism as seen by the Church of Satan

4.1. The philosophies
4.2. The Nine Satanic Statements
4.3. The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
4.4. The Nine Satanic Sins
4.5. What is the Satanic Bunco Sheet?
4.6. To apply the name of Satan to this church, implies a connection
    to the Bible. What is the stance of the CoS on these popular
    tales and predictions? Who is Christ to the CoS?
4.7. As a representative for Satanism, you do interviews and lectures.
    Isn't this preaching? And, doesn't this violate your rule of not
    giving your opinions unless asked?

5. Membership in the Church of Satan

5.1. How can I become a member of the Church of Satan?
    What if I do not live in the US?
5.2. What happens if I change my mind and want to get out of all this
    again?
5.3. I am not 18 years old yet. Can I still become a member?
5.4. The Church of Satan charges application fees for membership and
    further involvement and accepts money from people. Sounds like
    your garden-variety tent-show evangelist scam.
5.5. I really want to join the Church of Satan... I mean, A LOT! I
    want to be a Priest and be one of you. I want magical powers and
    a direct phone-line to Satan.
5.6. Do you find most of the membership of the CoS to be 'Xtian
    refugees' or do they come from all sorts of backgrounds?

6. Satanic Literature

6.1. Books by and about Anton Szandor LaVey and the Church of Satan
6.1.1. Where can I get a copy of _The Satanic Bible_?
6.1.2. Where can I get an electronic copy of _The Satanic Bible_?
6.1.3. How to obtain these books from the US?
6.1.4. How to obtain these books from outside the US?

6.2. Satanic Magazines and Publications
6.2.1. The Cloven Hoof
6.2.2. The Black Flame
6.2.3. Not Like Most
6.2.4. The Raven
6.2.5. Others

6.3. A little Satanically inspired book suggestion
6.3.1 Non-Fiction
6.3.2 Fiction

7. Satanic Music and Videos

7.1. Music by Anton Szandor LaVey
7.2. Other Music of Satanic value
7.3. Videos

8. The Church of Satan on the Internet

9. Artifacts and where to look for them

9.1. Artifacts
9.2. Societies
9.3. Shops


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1.1. What is the purpose of this document?

  Many misunderstandings, false rumors and plain lies about the
  Church of Satan have been spread online, especially in the
  alt.satanism forum on Usenet and on several web pages, not to
  forget hours of TV shows and tons of newspaper articles. This
  document has the sole purpose of correcting these pieces of hoax
  and wrong information and to give accurate information,
  authenticated by the Church of Satan and signed electronically. It
  does not at all aim at proselytizing, a practice which is frowned
  upon by the Church of Satan. See also topic 4.7.

1.2. What is a FAQ?

  "FAQ" is an acronym for "Frequently Answered Questions" or
  "Frequently Asked Questions", for what it's worth. These are
  documents on various topics, forming a veritable library of free
  information, usually put together by voluntary enthusiasts in order
  to answer certain questions that constantly come up in some
  newsgroups (hence the name). They are periodically posted to their
  home newsgroups and (usually) to news.answers, and archived at
  various places. This FAQ isn't really a proper list of frequently
  asked questions and their answers; it's more of a fact-file or an
  introduction brochure than a traditional Usenet FAQ, although some
  Q&A are included and hopefully more will be added in future. In
  some cases an author is noted for a portion of this FAQ. In other
  cases the text is compiled from several authors' contributions.
  Intermediate forms occur.

  The language in these articles is without doubt colored by the fact
  that some contributors have other mother tongues than English - and
  so it will remain. Nevertheless proposals for more idiomatic
  wordings are always cordially welcomed.

1.3. Common Abbreviations and Terms

  To save typing during discussions and in electronic mail, several
  abbreviations have been generally adopted and are listed here for
  the convenience of the reader.

    CoS, C/S            Church of Satan
    TSB                 _The Satanic Bible_
    TSR                 _The Satanic Rituals_
    TSW                 _The Satanic Witch_
    DN                  _Devil's Notebook_
    ASL                 Anton Szandor LaVey
    Statements          The Nine Satanic Statements
    Sins                The Nine Satanic Sins
    RotE                The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
    LHP                 Left Hand Path

  Some Satanists find themselves discussing Christianity frequently.
  In order to cut down on keystrokes many type "Xtian" and "Xtianity"
  rather than the longer versions. A few may intend it partly as a
  slur, but most do it only for convenience. The abbreviation itself
  is far from insulting; it is accepted and used by many Christians
  including (we are told) the Pope, as the first letter of Christ in
  Greek is Chi.

2. What is the Church of Satan?

  We were established in 1966 C.E. by Anton Szandor LaVey, our High
  Priest, who declared the Year One, thus opening the floodgates to a
  revolution designed to smash the hypocrisy and unreason which has
  reigned for the past 2000 years. We have, since 1966, stood as the
  most formidable threat to those who would halt progress in the name
  of spirituality. We are explorers on the untrodden paths of
  science, human motivation and mystery -- all that is most _truly_
  occult.

  Those who proudly carry our cards identifying themselves as members
  have the strength and dedication to implement the tools of Satan,
  the imagination to confound and confuse, the wisdom to recognize
  the Unseen in our society, and the passions of a classical Romantic
  soul.

  In modern parlance, the Church of Satan may be called a user-driven
  organization. Members are involved and advanced exactly as their
  own desires, abilities and accomplishments dictate. There are no
  set activities, meetings or contacts. The new member comes to the
  organization, ideally, with his own goals and plans for achieving
  them; he presents them to us and is directed in the way that would
  be most mutually beneficial. The CoS is not looking for people who
  join and want us to "put on a show," taking them by the hand,
  introducing them to their new friends, telling them what time to
  show up for the weekly get-together and what to wear. Satanists are
  not put in contact automatically, or by geographical proximity;
  this has been tried and found a failure. True elitists are by their
  nature very individualistic and neighboring members won't
  necessarily have anything in common; "just being Satanists
  together" isn't enough. When we observe members making advances on
  their own in their chosen fields of endeavor, we will put them in
  contact with other members running on the same track; we've watched
  this happen many times and we're pleased and proud to say the
  results are magical. There are also members who are satisfied
  simply to join and be counted among the adherents to a philosophy
  that best embodies their own true nature.

3. Anton Szandor LaVey

3.1. The man and his life

  (This is an excerpt from Blanche Barton's book, _The Church of
  Satan_. For an even more detailed and fascinating LaVey biography,
  read _The Secret Life of a Satanist_, also by Blanche Barton. See
  the books section of this FAQ for details.)

  Anton Szandor LaVey was born in gangland-era Chicago on April 11,
  1930; but his parents moved to California soon after his birth.
  After a restless youth, where he made his first supernatural
  experiences, he dropped out of high school at the age of 16,
  deciding to  become second oboist for the San Francisco Ballet
  Orchestra. Later, he decided the circus was a good place for an
  energetic young man with his talents, and so he signed on with the
  Clyde Beatty Circus.

  At 17, LaVey was taming eight Nubian Lions and four Bengal tigers
  alone in the big cage and developed a close relation with and an
  affection for the big cats. But his musical talents were not
  wasted, either, and he played the calliope regularly, accompanying
  circus greats from the Flying Wallendas to Hugo Zachinni.

  LaVey extended his knowledge of the outdoor entertainment industry
  by joining the carnival and amusement park circuit, working some of
  the biggest traveling shows on the Pacific Coast. Playing calliope,
  Wurlitzer band organ, or Hammond along every midway, LaVey also
  worked with famed freaks in the "Ten-in-One." He was in his element
  among the loners, drifters and marginal types who have always been
  attracted to the cynical carnival atmosphere. It was here LaVey
  learned how much people will pay to be fooled -- how desperately
  they want to escape their own dull lives.

  After a short career as a photographer for the SFPD and an
  investigator in occult affairs, LaVey completely devoted himself to
  exploring the occult and magic. He founded the "Magic Circle" and
  held magical lectures on various subjects. Finally, on
  Walpurgisnacht 1966, his life work came to an unmatched culmination
  when he founded the Church of Satan, proclaiming the Satanic
  Year I.

3.2. LaVey's death

  As a lot of (false) rumors and even more lies have been spread over
  the net (and they still are), here is a short fact account of
  Dr. LaVey's death.

  Having a long-standing valvular problem associated with rheumatic
  heart disease, Anton LaVey had some kind of massive cardiac
  arrhythmia after several internal bleedings in late summer of 1997
  C.E. had been treated in hospital. He died on October the 29th, in
  St. Mary's Hospital, a Catholic hospital associated with the
  University of San Francisco. He was brought to St. Mary's because
  it was the closest; he had never been treated there before.

  Although there has been some confusion with his funeral records,
  some listed Halloween as his death date, rumors that his death has
  been caused deliberately by a Xtian nurse are grossly false. He was
  being given a Satanic funeral, attended only by his closest
  relatives and was cremated afterwards.

  His long-time companion, Blanche Barton, now acts as High Priestess
  of the Church of Satan.

3.3. Myths and truths

  Zeena LaVey, his younger daughter, chose to disown her father in
  1989 and had no more contact with him since. After his death, she
  has gone to TV shows, saying that she has proven herself to be the
  more competent Satanic witch since her father died because she
  cursed him to a painful death. She has contacted reporters to say
  her father was a wife-beater, and that he never had a relationship
  with Jayne Mansfield (despite the fact that several photos prove
  the contrary, see _The Secret Life of a Satanist_) or any
  involvement with the film _Rosemary's Baby_ (LaVey played the role
  of the Devil). She has cursed herself to a miserable fate.

  People often wondered about the "Doctor" title seen once in awhile.
  Well, formally speaking, Anton LaVey did not hold a Ph.D. or
  anything similar. But he himself had never said that he does. It's
  just that his friends and people who hold him up in great respect
  called him Doc or Dr. LaVey as a kind of honorary title (_The
  Secret Life of a Satanist_, p.223). It is only natural that there
  were and will always be people who ran him down because of this. So
  what? If they are not good enough to get an academic degree for
  themselves at some university and not famous enough to get an
  honorary mention, count it up to envy and jealousy.

3.4. Isn't Anton LaVey merely ripping off Nietzsche?

  Extremely limited (and limiting) thinking, indeed. When LaVey
  refers to an idea, concept, or quote derived or taken from someone
  else, he often cites the author, either in the paragraph or in the
  indices of his books. If anything LaVey writes seems or is similar
  to past concepts, oftentimes, it is augmented with modern
  circumstances, his own thoughts, and is analogous to our philosophy.
  Seeing that Satanism is a work in progress, something like science
  meets philosophy, we are fully justified in choosing the concepts of
  old, working with them in our context and taking them into the
  future. (If we didn't, who else would?) Same thing scientists,
  doctors, psychologists, and many other professionals do. Nothing
  would get done if individuals merely went along with established
  thought and never added to it. It's evolution, pure and simple.

4. Satanism as seen by the Church of Satan

4.1. Our philosophies

  If you have not already done so, we strongly suggest you purchase
  _The Satanic Bible_, and study it. It is a diabolical book, the
  basis for our philosophy. Satanism is not for everyone, but if it
  is for you, we welcome you. We are not a fan club, a pen-pal
  society, or a lonely hearts group. We are a group of dynamic
  individuals who stand forth as the ultimate Underground alternative
  -- the Alien Elite. We realize what we have, what we are, and what
  we shall become. Our scope is unlimited, and the extent of your
  involvement is based upon your own potential.

  In recent years, we've wasted far too much time explaining that
  Satanism has nothing to do with kidnapping, drug abuse, child
  molestation, animal or child sacrifice, or any number of other acts
  that idiots, hysterics or opportunists would like to credit us
  with. Satanism is a life-loving, rational philosophy that millions
  of people adhere to. Now we're ready for something that goes quite
  a few steps beyond just explaining our principles. Every
  revisionist movement needs a set of goals/guidelines that are
  clear, concrete, and that will effect significant changes.

  The following Five-Point Program reflects attitudes which allow
  others to decide whether they wish to align themselves with
  Satanism or not. Each is necessary for Satanic change to take
  place. When asked what we're "doing", here's the answer:

  1) STRATIFICATION -- The point on which all the others ultimately
  rest. There can be no more myth of "equality" for all--it only
  translates to "mediocrity" and supports the weak at the expense of
  the strong. Water must be allowed to seek its own level without
  interference from apologists for incompetence. No one should be
  protected from the effects of his own stupidity.

  2) STRICT TAXATION OF ALL CHURCHES -- If churches were taxed for
  all their income and property, they'd crumble overnight of their
  own obsolescence, and the National Debt would be wiped out as
  quickly. The productive, the creative, the resourceful should be
  subsidized. So long as the useless and incompetent are getting
  paid, they should be heavily taxed.

  3) NO TOLERANCE FOR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS SECULARIZED AND INCORPORATED
  INTO LAW AND ORDER ISSUES -- to re-establish "Lex Talionis" would
  require a complete overturning of the present in-justice system
  based on Judeo-Christian ideals, where the victim/defender has been
  made the criminal. Amnesty should be considered for anyone in
  prison because of his alleged "influence" upon the actual
  perpetrator of the crime. Everyone is influenced in what he or she
  does. Scapegoating has become a way of life, a means of survival
  for the unfit. As an extension of the Judeo-Christian cop-out of
  blaming the Devil for everything, criminals can gain leniency, even
  praise, by placing the blame on a convenient villain. Following the
  Satanic creed of "Responsibility to the responsible," in a Satanic
  society, everyone must experience the consequences of his own
  actions -- for good or ill.

  4) DEVELOPMENT AND PRODUCTION OF ARTIFICIAL HUMAN COMPANIONS -- The
  forbidden industry. An economic "godsend" which will allow everyone
  "power" over someone else. Polite, sophisticated, technologically
  feasible slavery. And the most profitable industry since TV and the
  computer.

  5) THE OPPORTUNITY FOR ANYONE TO LIVE WITHIN A TOTAL ENVIRONMENT OF
  HIS OR HER CHOICE, WITH MANDATORY ADHERENCE TO THE AESTHETIC AND
  BEHAVIORAL STANDARDS OF SAME -- Privately owned, operated and
  controlled environments as an alternative to homogenized and
  polyglot ones. The freedom to insularize oneself within a social
  milieu of personal well-being. An opportunity to feel, see, and
  hear that which is most aesthetically pleasing, without
  interference from those who would pollute or detract from that
  option.

4.2. The Nine Satanic Statements

  1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence.
  2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe
     dreams.
  3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical
     self-deceit.
  4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of
     love wasted on ingrates.
  5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek.
  6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of
     concern for psychic vampires.
  7. Satan represents man as just another animal -- sometimes better,
     more often worse than those that walk on all-fours -- who,
     because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development,"
     has become the most vicious animal of all.
  8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to
     physical, mental, or emotional gratification.
  9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He
     has kept it in business all these years.

4.3. The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

   1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
   2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they
      want to hear them.
   3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go
      there.
   4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and
      without mercy.
   5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating
      signal.
   6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a
      burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
   7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it
      successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of
      magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose
      all you have obtained.
   8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject
      yourself.
   9. Do not harm little children.
  10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for
      your food.
  11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone
      bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

4.4. The Nine Satanic Sins

  1. Stupidity -- The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal
     Sin of Satanism. It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful.
     Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on
     stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they
     are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture
     that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn
     to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.
  2. Pretentiousness -- Empty posturing can be most irritating and
     isn't applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal
     footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation
     these days. Everyone's made to feel like a big shot, whether
     they can come up with the goods or not.
  3. Solipsism -- Can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting
     your reactions, responses and sensibilities onto someone who is
     probably far less attuned than you are. It is the mistake of
     expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy
     and respect that you naturally give them. They won't. Instead,
     Satanists must strive to apply the dictum of "Do unto others as
     they do unto you." It's work for most of us and requires
     constant vigilance lest you slip into a comfortable illusion of
     everyone being like you. As has been said, certain utopias would
     be ideal in a nation of philosophers, but unfortunately (or
     perhaps fortunately, from a Machiavellian standpoint) we are far
     from that point.
  4. Self-deceit -- It's in the Nine Satanic Statements but deserves
     to be repeated here. Another cardinal sin. We must not pay
     homage to any of the sacred cows presented to us, including the
     roles we are expected to play ourselves. The only time
     self-deceit should be entered into is when it's fun, and with
     awareness. But then, it's not self-deceit!
  5. Herd Conformity -- That's obvious from a Satanic stance. It's
     all right to conform to a person's wishes, if it ultimately
     benefits you. But only fools follow along with the herd, letting
     an impersonal entity dictate to you. The key is to choose a
     master wisely instead of being enslaved by the whims of the
     many.
  6. Lack of Perspective -- Again, this one can lead to a lot of pain
     for a Satanist. You must never lose sight of who and what you
     are, and what a threat you can be, by your very existence. We
     are making history right now, every day. Always keep the wider
     historical and social picture in mind. That is an important key
     to both Lesser and Greater Magic. See the patterns and fit
     things together as you want the pieces to fall into place. Do
     not be swayed by herd constraints -- know that you are working
     on another level entirely from the rest of the world.
  7. Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies -- Be aware that this is one
     of the keys to brainwashing people into accepting something
     "new" and "different," when in reality it's something that was
     once widely accepted but is now presented in a new package. We
     are expected to rave about the genius of the "creator" and
     forget the original. This makes for a disposable society.
  8. Counterproductive Pride -- That first word is important. Pride
     is great up to the point you begin to throw out the baby with
     the bath-water. The rule of Satanism is: if it works for you,
     great. When it stops working for you, when you've painted
     yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, "I'm
     sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow,"
     then do it.
  9. Lack of Aesthetics -- This is the physical application of the
     Balance Factor. Aesthetics is important in Lesser Magic and
     should be cultivated. It is obvious that no one can collect any
     money off classical standards of beauty and form most of the
     time so they are discouraged in a consumer society, but "an eye"
     for beauty, for balance, is an essential Satanic tool and must
     be applied for greatest magical effectiveness. It's not what's
     supposed to be pleasing -- it's what is. Aesthetics is a
     personal thing, reflective of one's own nature, but there are
     universally pleasing and harmonious configurations that should
     not be denied.

4.5. What is the Satanic Bunco Sheet?

  Because Anton LaVey has made Satanism so popular, everyone wants to
  jump on the bandwagon. If you're new to the Realm of Darkness,
  suddenly feeling the fires of Satan burning within you, be warned:
  there are unethical individuals out there who will prey upon you,
  claim to teach you how to become a Great Black Magician overnight,
  who will promise instructional fellowship and activities with "True
  Masters", who may claim unverifiable links with the Church of Satan
  or other such lineage. Save your money. The Satanic Bunco Sheet is
  a tip sheet to recognize pseudo- and anti-Satanic groups that have
  sprouted up since LaVey started the original Church of Satan.

  Some places where you can find and read the complete Satanic Bunco
  Sheet:
  http://www.churchofsatan.com/
  http://www.purgingtalon.com/nlm/bunco.htm
  http://www.HerbertsDarkCorner.com/

4.6. To apply the name of Satan to this church, implies a connection
    to the Bible. What is the stance of the CoS on these popular
    tales and predictions? Who is Christ to the CoS?

  We take the name Satan in concept only. Any other connection is
  thrust upon us by anxious, ignorant, and/or misinformed people. The
  archetype itself, by whatever name is appropriate, is far older
  than Xtianity or Judaism, and it was these religions that, in order
  to gain a foothold in the world, decided to destroy and bastardize
  the "pagan gods." Satan has generally been the character who has
  challenged sterile thought, encouraged indulgence, rebelled against
  slavery, and truly represented human nature and all that the
  mundane world offers. By extension, instead of worshipping Satan,
  we emulate him. The Xtian bible was probably one of the greatest
  pieces of propaganda (with Mein Kampf running a close second) in
  world history but, quite frankly, a scientifically,
  philosophically, and technologically advanced civilization should
  logically cease to have a need for such outmoded parables and slave
  ethics. But, seeing as insecurity never goes out of style, those in
  need seek their baby-sitters in whatever avenue is acceptable; in
  LaVey's words, a "privileged lie." Many Satanists also view the
  Xtian bible as an example of mankind's hypocrisy, incompetence, and
  spinelessness. Jesus Christ is the paradigm for these qualities.
  How can anyone with human insight and reasonable logic skills
  accept the phrase "the meek shall inherit the Earth" without
  laughing? History certainly doesn't support this assertion. From my
  experience, many people who call themselves Xtians are so merely by
  convenience and not so much by a rational decision, if rationale is
  possible. It's a truly insecure philosophy that demands its tenets
  to be installed in humans from early childhood, because if it was
  introduced for the first time to adults, many would raise their
  eyebrow in suspicion and disgust. Many Xtians I've met haven't even
  read their bible (at least, not critically), but keep the book on
  their coffee table to appear "righteous." And, some just skip the
  sanguine parts. Many of them really seem to get off on their
  religion, the self-righteousness feeds their impoverished egos. As
  trivial as it seems, it's a glaring metaphor for Xtianity in
  general, an amass of contradictions, and almost Freudian.

4.7. As a representative for Satanism, you do interviews and lectures.
    Isn't this preaching? And, doesn't this violate your rule of not
    giving your opinions unless asked?

  Of course, this isn't preaching and it doesn't go against the First
  Satanic Rule of the Earth. If you open a magazine, turn on your
  radio, or click on your television and see an interview with a
  Satanist, you've reached a point where you will either not read or
  look at it, or you will. If you choose the latter, you have
  consigned yourself to the information and, by your own actions,
  have given your non-verbal consent to receive such information
  about our religion. If you attend a lecture, you have even more so
  welcomed yourself to our "opinions." No one coerced you to attend
  or read or watch or listen. Assuming that Satanism can be preached
  is to assume that anyone can be a Satanist, which is grossly false.
  We know this and wouldn't bother proselytizing like other
  religions. It would waste our time and we'd have to care, which we
  don't.

5. Membership in the Church of Satan

5.1. How can I become a member of the Church of Satan?
    What if I do not live in the US?

  We don't solicit memberships; however, if you wish to join us, to
  show your support or appreciation, you can become a Registered
  Member. Write a letter to

               [  Church of Satan
                  New York Contact
                  P.O. Box 499, Radio City Station
                  New York, NY 10101-0499, USA
                                                       -- bobo]
with a self-addressed stamped envelope (or include two
  International Reply Coupons, if you live outside the US) and ask
  for our membership information. You can also download and print the
  form from many web sites on the WWW. The Church of Satan accepts
  members from all over the world.

  For a one-time registration fee of one hundred dollars, you will
  receive a crimson card declaring you a member of the Church of
  Satan. No further dues will be expected. All names and addresses
  are held in strict confidence and you are under no obligation as a
  Registered Member, unless you choose to present yourself for
  further consideration.

  You'll also receive a questionnaire. Filling out the questionnaire
  indicates your more serious interest in our organization. By
  completing and returning it, you will be included in our Bulletin
  List so you can receive announcements pertinent to your
  affiliation.

5.2. What happens if I change my mind and want to get out of all this
    again?

  There are idiots around who propagate such ridiculous and silly
  misinformation as that "there is no possible way to get out of a
  Satanic organization other than death." This only intends to scare
  people. All one has to do to get out of the Church of Satan is to
  _write us a letter_ telling us that they want to resign.

  No one's kicked out unless they do something that is blatantly
  against our tenets or unless _they_ request to have their name
  taken from our lists. Unless people let us know in writing that
  they want to resign, we consider them members.

5.3. I am not 18 years old yet. Can I still become a member?

  You may become a member of the Church of Satan at any age, though
  further participation in the organization is limited to those who
  are eighteen years of age or older. This is not meant as a judgment
  of your maturity; we've received letters from 14-year-olds who had
  a distinct, mature grasp of Satanism. But we must be realistic
  about the world around us. One reason is that we don't want to
  become a haven for the kind of sanctimonious perverts that
  Christian churches and other "Goodguy Badge" forums (such as Big
  Brother/Big Sister, Boy Scouts, etc.) often are. There are a lot of
  sick people out there, and we don't want our vital young Satanists
  to become victims of twisted adults who are more interested in
  contacting young kids than they are in practicing Satanism.

  Another reason is because your parents or other adults in your life
  may not understand us or might be hostile toward your exploration
  of this religion. They may try to cause trouble for us, falsely
  accusing us of any number of things, just because they feel
  threatened. So, we simply cannot allow anyone under the legal age
  of consent to participate in any activities directly sponsored by
  the Church of Satan. The _only_ exception to this rule would be the
  _written permission and attendance_ of your parent or legal
  guardian. Some of you may be lucky enough to have a very good
  relationship with your parents and they may be supportive, even
  enthusiastic, about your exploration of the Dark Side. They may be
  willing to go with you to meet a local Grotto Master and decide on
  your level of participation at this point in your magical
  development. If this is the case, let us know.

5.4. The Church of Satan charges application fees for membership and
    further involvement and accepts money from people. Sounds like
    your garden-variety tent-show evangelist scam.

  First off, you are probably confusing two different terms. The
  Church of Satan is an organization. Satanism is a religion. Since
  we are one of the few (if not the ONLY) religions whose
  organized body REJECTS the tax-exempt status other religions cling
  to, the CoS accepts money to keep it moving, and we pay BACK into
  the economic system. ("Responsibility to the responsible.") Also,
  there seem to be a couple presuppositions hiding under your
  statement. The first is that we should feel "bad" or "humble" about
  money. Why? We are Satanists. Most of us appreciate success in one
  form or another and, in business, we know that money often enough
  helps this along. We lay our cards on the table and have no problem
  with it. If a credible Satanist pays into the CoS, he or she does
  this in support, and does it knowingly because he or she is wise,
  like all good Satanists are. If your average ignoramus throws money
  at the CoS, the organization is happy to take that, too. But, it is
  the idiot, not the CoS, who should be held responsible because,
  quite frankly, we didn't rush up to his house with Uzis, drag him
  to the ATM, and make him empty out his account for us. You don't
  even have to be a member of the CoS to be a Satanist, so no money
  is required, unlike that required by others for tithes, collection
  plates, and holy corn meal. (The monetary fee, by extension, also
  keeps out most of the trend chasers, the occultniks, and the
  terrorists. We don't want them and we won't put up with them.) The
  second presupposition lies in your penchant for equating us with
  the model of religion which Xtianity ostensibly portrays. It has
  been adequately stated and PROVEN that Satanism is not inverse
  Xtianity. It's an old point. Tell the Judeo-Xtian churches to pay
  THEIR taxes and see what they say. The differences are enormous.

5.5. I really want to join the Church of Satan... I mean, A LOT! I
    want to be a Priest and be one of you. I want magical powers and
    a direct phone-line to Satan.

  Go away.

5.6. Do you find most of the membership of the CoS to be 'Xtian
    refugees' or do they come from all sorts of backgrounds?

  Surely, I couldn't speak for all Satanists, but I would assume that
  many, particularly older Satanists who grew up in an era when
  Xtianity was taken a bit more seriously, had some sort of Xtian
  indoctrination in their childhoods. Oftentimes, teens will approach
  Satanism as a reaction to their growing disdain for Xtianity, and I
  think that's an honest and healthy step, speaking from experience.
  However, once a Satanist (a true Satanist, and not some drugged-out
  devil-worshipping metalhead with a penchant for feline slaughter)
  grows up a bit and experiences some of the outside world, Satanism
  becomes a lot more than a game of shock-the-sheep and the Satanist
  applies himself/herself to attain goals and engage in meaningful
  pursuits. I wouldn't use the phrase "Xtian refugees" to describe
  the situation mentioned above, simply because there is an implied
  idea of victimization riding shotgun with it, and victim is a label
  no Satanist cares to wear - mainly because it's unproductive as
  well as being antithetical to pure Satanic philosophy.

6. Satanic Literature

6.1. Books by and about Anton Szandor LaVey and the Church of Satan

  THE SATANIC BIBLE and THE SATANIC RITUALS
  -- by Anton Szandor LaVey.
  Published in paperback by AVON BOOKS; available in all major
  bookstores, in the Occult or New Age sections.

  THE SATANIC WITCH and THE DEVIL'S NOTEBOOK
  -- by Anton Szandor LaVey.
  Published by Feral House, available in all major bookstores. If
  needed, bookseller can order, or copies are available from the
  publisher:
  FERAL HOUSE, 2554 Lincoln Blvd. #1059, Venice, CA 90291, USA.
  Send SASE for info.

  SATAN SPEAKS
  -- by Anton Szandor LaVey
  Dr. LaVey's last (and final) book, to be released in late
  1998 by FERAL HOUSE (address above).

  THE SECRET LIFE OF A SATANIST
  -- by Blanche Barton.
  The authorized biography of Anton LaVey, published by FERAL HOUSE.
  In the "Biography" section of bookstores (paperback or hardcover),
  or send SASE to FERAL HOUSE (address above) for info.

  THE CHURCH OF SATAN
  -- by Blanche Barton.
  Detailed history of the Church, with photos, instructions on
  forming Grottos or groups, lists of Satanic films, music, and
  books. Available in stores, or order from:
  HELL'S KITCHEN PRODUCTIONS,
  P. O. Box 499, Radio City Station, New York, NY 10101-0499.
  Send SASE or 2 IRC for information.

  SATAN WANTS YOU
  -- by Arthur Lyons.
  Published in 1988 by MYSTERIOUS PRESS (paperback and hardcover
  editions). Buy or order in stores.

6.1.1. Where can I get a copy of _The Satanic Bible_?

  _The Satanic Bible_ can be found (in America) in most chain
  bookstores in the New Age, Philosophy, or Religion sections.

  Many non-U.S. readers have written that _The Satanic Bible_ is not
  available in their country for various reasons. I suggest trying
  one of the following methods:

  If your local book store does not carry _The Satanic Bible_ or any
  other books mentioned here (or, what would be the correct truth in
  most cases, does not _want_ to hold them in stock), you can mail
  order them from most of the addresses mentioned here without
  problems. (See also the list at the end of this FAQ file.)

  They also will be glad to serve inquiries from other countries,
  although you may find the air mail charges rather steep. In Europe,
  you might also try PENTAGRAM, P. O. Box 66, Dewsbury WF12 0XY, UK.
  They carry most of the books mentioned here.

  If you have access to the Internet, you could also place an on-line
  order with one of those companies:

  http://plaza.satannet.net/
  http://www.psinet.co.uk/pentagram/index.html
  http://www.feralhouse.com/
  http://www.amazon.com/

  A great place for book searches is also

  http://www.abebooks.com/

  and finally you might find a bargain at

  http://www.eBay.com/

6.1.2. Where can I get an electronic copy of _The Satanic Bible_?

  You cannot; they don't exist, and if such electronic copies would
  exist, they would be a violation of copyright laws.

6.2. Satanic Magazines and Publications

6.2.1. The Cloven Hoof

  The official _Bulletin_ of the Church of Satan. Current news,
  articles, poetry, reviews, and analyses pertaining to all subjects
  Satanic. Includes the latest LaVeyan releases and rip-offs. An
  interactive communique, disseminating information received from our
  vigilant Satanic Forces around the world! Address submissions and
  subscription requests to:
  Blanche Barton, The Cloven Hoof, PMB #365, P.O. Box 390009
  San Diego CA 92149-0009, USA. $35 per year, Sample copy $5
  (U.S. funds). Make U.S. checks or money order to "Blanche
  Barton". Foreign orders add $8.00 for subscription or $2.00
  for single issue.

6.2.2. The Black Flame

  This _magazine_ is the international forum of the Church of Satan.
  Published once per year, this comprehensive magazine will inform
  you about trends in Satanic happenings and thought. Filled with
  articles, reviews, poetry, and artwork of vital interest to all
  Satanists. Single copy is $6.00 ($8.00 outside U.S.), two-issue
  subscription is $12.00 ($16.00 outside U.S.). Send U.S. funds or
  money order to: HELL'S KITCHEN PRODUCTIONS. (See address above).

6.2.3. Not Like Most

  A Satanic publication adhering to the philosophies set forth by
  Anton Szandor LaVey, The Church of Satan and directly affiliated
  publications. Its primary audience is comprised of Satanists,
  although it is also written for non-Xtian and anti-Xtian readers.
  _Not Like Most_ is published once per year and is available by
  mail order for $4.00 ($5.00 outside the continental United States.)
  Payment is to be made either by cash or a United States postal
  money order filled out in the publisher's name, not the publishing
  company. NO CHECKS.
  Publisher: Rev. Matt G. Paradise, Priest - Church of Satan
  Not Like Most, P. O. Box 88131, Burlington, Vermont 05402, USA

6.2.4. The Raven

  "The lighter side of the dark." Empower a vitally important Satanic
  attribute: your sense of humor! Enjoy our insightful and humorous
  take on life, food and wine, religion, culture, current events,
  etc. Issued quarterly (Equinoxes and Solstices). $10.00 per
  year($15.00 outside US), payable to:
  N.B. Smith, Box 163, Stratford CT 06497-0163 USA

6.2.5. Others

  DIABOLICA - An Independent Forum of Satanic Thought
  Sample copy $6.00 US / $7.00 Foreign,
  Subscription $11.00 US / $13.00 Foreign
  AZAZEL, P. O. Box 53, Allen Park, MI 488101-0053, USA

  The Black Pun-kin
  Canada's Satanic Forum
  $7.00 US American residents, $7.00 CDN Canadian residents,
  $10.00 US Overseas
  All checks and money orders payable to Robert A. Lang
  The Black Pun-kin, P. O. Box 32017, 1386 Richmond R.d.,
  Ottawa, Ontario, Canada K2B 1A1

6.3. A little Satanically inspired book suggestion

  Food for discussion groups or diabolical rumination. Most of these
  have nothing to do with Satanism per se, but the keen reader will
  be able to glean much from them, nevertheless. These works are just
  a small selection from Anton LaVey's bookshelves, but it should
  give you the idea and whet the appetite.

  Please note that this is just an arbitrarily shortened and biased
  (by the FAQ maintainer) version of the much longer, albeit still
  only hinting, list on books, music, and films which is given in
  the appendix of Blanche Barton's book, _The Church of Satan_.

6.3.1 Non-Fiction

  Carl Jung: _Man and His Symbols_

  Friedrich Nietzsche: esp. _Beyond Good and Evil_, _The Anti-Christ_
                       and _Twilight of the Gods_

  _The Johnson, Smith and Company Catalogue: Surprising Novelties,
  Puzzles, Tricks, Jokegoods. Useful Articles, etc._

  Ambrose Bierce: _The Devil's Dictionary_

  H.L. Mencken: esp. _The American Language_

  Jerry Mander: _Four Arguments for the Elimination of Television_

6.3.2 Fiction

  Charles Finney: _Circus of Dr. Lao_

  Fyodor Dostoevsky: _Notes from Underground_

  H.G. Wells: esp. _The Island of Dr. Moreau_

  Jules Verne: _20,000 Leagues Under the Sea_

  Oscar Wilde: _The Picture of Dorian Gray_

  Jack London: esp. _The Sea-Wolf_, and books of lycanthropic
               transformation

  Fred Saberhagen: _The Dracula Tape_

  Macabre stories and poetry of _Weird tales_ and Arkham House
  writers Lovecraft, Robert E. Howard, Frank Belknap, August Derleth,
  et al.

7. Satanic Music and Videos

7.1. Music by Anton Szandor LaVey

  AMARILLO RECORDS [NOTE: now apparently out of business],
  5714 Folsom Blvd., Suite 300, Sacramento, CA 95819 USA
  (Send SASE for ordering information.)
  [instead, Chris X says contact:
   REPTILIAN RECORDS
   403 S. Broadway, Baltimore, MD  21231 410-327-6853
   www.reptilianrecords.com -- ADMIN]
  Selections include:
  STRANGE MUSIC (10"),
  SATAN TAKES A HOLIDAY (CD), and
  THE SATANIC MASS (CD)--which also includes THE HYMN OF THE SATANIC
  EMPIRE, also known as "Battle Hymn of the Apocalypse", written and
  performed by Anton LaVey).

7.2. Other Music of Satanic value

  Look out for Franz List (Mephisto Waltz, Faust Symphony), Modest
  Mussorgsky (Night on Bald Mountain), Richard Wagner, Richard
  Strauss (Thus Spoke Zarathustra), Frederic Chopin, Igor
  Stranvinsky, and many more.

7.3. Videos

  SPEAK OF THE DEVIL: THE CANNON OF ANTON LAVEY
  -- Video interview by Nick Bougas.
  LaVey intersperses musical performances with his unique and
  penetrating commentary, ranging from American pop music to World
  Wars to Whoopie Cushions!

  DEATHSCENES
  -- with on-camera introduction and narration by Anton LaVey.
  Extremely graphic morgue shots and crime scene photos. Not for the
  faint of heart!

  DEATHSCENES 2 and DEATHSCENES 3
  -- Similar material, but with soundtracks by Peter Gilmore.

  For information about all video selections above, write to:
  FERAL HOUSE, 2554 Lincoln Blvd. #1059, Venice, CA 90291, USA.
  Please include a SASE or IRC.

  SATANIS, THE DEVIL'S MASS
  -- a 1968 documentary film about the Church of Satan.
  A fascinating documentation about the early days of the Church of
  Satan, giving many philosophical insights and witness to magical
  rituals. This jewel has long been lost, but recently it turned up
  again.
  Send SASE or IRC to:
  Strength Through Joy Prod.,
  P. O. Box 82435, Portland, OR 97282, USA

8. The Church of Satan on the Internet

  Our online representative is Magistra Peggy Nadramia:
  [email protected]

  http://www.churchofsatan.com/
  The official web site of the Church of Satan

  Some selected web sites where you may also find information from
  and about the Church of Satan and Anton LaVey provided by our
  affiliates. This is just a selection and has no intentions of being
  complete in any sense. Use them as starting points for your own
  research. Caveat Emptor!

  http://www.purgingtalon.com/
  Purging Talon Publishing Headquarters

  http://www.satannet.net/
  The Satanic Network

  http://www.HerbertsDarkCorner.com/
  Herbert's Dark Corner of the Web

9. Artifacts and where to look for them

9.1. Artifacts

  THE SATANIC BIBLE and THE SATANIC RITUALS were published briefly in
  hardback editions in the early 1970's by UNIVERSITY BOOKS. They
  turn up very rarely in stacks of used books. Anyone looking for
  these should probably use a book search service.

  THE DEVIL'S AVENGER, a 1974 paperback biography of Anton LaVey, is
  long out of print. Rare copies sometimes turn up through book
  search services, however.

  THE SATANIC MASS (an LP) was the first recording of authentic
  Satanic rituals, made in 1968. It has been re-released on CD by
  Amarillo Records ([Chris X now says that it is licensed to
  Adversary Recordings at Reptilian Records]). A rendition by
  Anton LaVey of his HYMN OF THE SATANIC EMPIRE has been added,
  making this album a real treasure!

  THE COMPLEAT WITCH (which originally had U.S. hardcover and
  paperback editions as well as an Italian hardcover edition) has
  been re-released as THE SATANIC WITCH.

9.2. Societies

  THE LADY O SOCIETY,
  BCM 3406, London, WC1N 3XX England
  (The society for submissive ladies.)

  TEMPLE OF THE VAMPIRE,
  P. O. Box 3582, Lacy, WA 98509
  http://temple.home.netcom.com/
  (The only organization for those who share a vampire aesthetic.)

9.3. Shops

  (Please send SASE or IRC for ordering info.)

  ABYSS,
  48 Chester Road, Chester MA 01011, USA

  DESIGN TOSCANO, INC.,
  17 East Campbell Street, Arlington Heights, IL 60005, USA
  (Gargoyles, etc.)

  THE DEVIL'S BOOKSHELF,
  P. O. Box 666, Daytona Beach, FL 32115-0666, USA
  (send $5 for catalogue.)

  EDMUND SCIENTIFIC COMPANY,
  101 East Gloucester Pike, Bradenton, FL 08007-1380, USA

  HELL'S KITCHEN PRODUCTIONS,
  P. O. Box 499, Radio City Station, New York, NY 10101-0499, USA

  INFERNACULA,
  c/o Dave Martinez,
  P. O. Box 792666, San Antonio, TX 78279-2666, USA

  INNER SANCTUM,
  180-1 Elm Street, Suite 112, Pittsfield, MA 01201, USA

  INTERNATIONAL IMPORTS,
  236 West Manchester, Los Angeles, CA 90003, USA
  (Send $3.00 for a big catalog.)

  JOHNSON SMITH COMPANY,
  4514 19th Street Court East,
  P. O. Box 25500, Bradenton, FL 34206-5500, USA

  MUSEUM REPLICAS LIMITED,
  2143 Gees Mill Road, Box 840, Conyers, GA 30207, USA
  (Not strictly occult-oriented, but GREAT daggers, swords, capes,
  etc..)

  NETHERWORLD,
  701 N. MacQueston Parkway, Crypt 122, Mt. Vernon, NY 10552, USA

  PENDRAGON, GIDEON, MEPHISTO AND SCRATCH,
  P. O. Box 163, Stratford, CT 06497-0163, USA
  (Send $1.00 and SASE for your very own personal standard
  sell-your-soul contract!)

  SATANIC BAPHOMETS, beautiful and exclusive! Authentic 1 1/4 inch
  diameter fire-enameled medallions, in black, white, or crimson.
  THE CHURCH OF SATAN, P. O. Box 210666, San Francisco, CA 94121,
  USA. ($44 in U.S. funds, check, or money order, including postage
  and handling. $5 extra for overseas orders.)

  SEXY SHOES,
  Leslie Shoe Co.,
  480 N. 2nd St., P. O. Box 48, Rogers City, MI 49779-0048, USA
  (A purveyor of excellent witches' shoes!)

  PENTAGRAM,
  P. O. Box 66, Dewsbury WF12 0XY, UK

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posted originally as "Church of Satan commonly asked questions" to alt.satanism

       Copyright: (c)2001 Church of Satan, PMB #365, P.O.Box 390009
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       Authors who contributed to this document:
       (in alphabetic order)

       Blanche Barton
       Peggy Nadramia
       Matt G. Paradise
       Herbert Paulis

Special thanks for correction and improvement suggestions:

       Phil Marfuta
       Lestat Ventrue

[Note:
    this document substitutes for the previous FAQ by Matt Paradise.]

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