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From: [email protected] (David Nicol)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.suckdotcom,alt.answers,news.answers
Subject: alt.fan.suckdotcom FAQ --- POSTED NO TRESPASSING!!!
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Date: 1 Feb 2000 09:46:25 -0600
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Summary: take heed, a.f.sdc is for discussion of http://www.suck.com
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Last-modified: Fri, 2 Jul 1999
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Copyright: 1998 David Nicol
Maintainer: David Nicol <[email protected]>
Expires: Fri, 24 Dec 1999 20:18:03 GMT

Q: Is the midwest flat?

A: Yes.


Q:  How do I get rid of the advertisement frame at the bottom of the
   page, when I am reading www.suck.com?

A:  Hit the escape key to stop the animations and then click on the horizontal
   bar and drag it down, covering the advertisement.

   Alternately, open the frame with the content in it in a new window.

   Or turn the images off and only load the images into the content frames.

   Would you like to maintain a web site that links directly to the content
   frames without the advertisements, defeating the suck.com business model?
   post your ideas to the newsgroup for technical discussion.





Q:  What is this newsgroup?

A:  This newsgroup is a forum for open discussion of the online magazine
   "suck" which was formed by some employees of wired magazine a few
   years ago.  It's web url is http://www.suck.com and it is pretty
   self-explanatory.


Q:  Does this newsgroup have any connection with suck.com, or wired, or hotwired, or
   whatever they're calling their corporate sell-out selves now?

A:  No.  They know about it, appreciate it, that's it.

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Q:  What is this newsgroup (II) ?

A:  alt.fan.suckdotcom is designed as a discussion forum pertaining to
   the articles and columns written by the staff of www.suck.com, thus the
   name.  From the very beginning it has been confused for a sex newsgroup,
   which it is not, just as www.suck.com was confused for a porn site, which
   it is not.


The rest of this message is in
response to abuse problems



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Q:  What is a typical ISP acceptable use policy as pertaining to usenet?

A:  Here's  an example.
      http://www.blazenet.net/cust_support/custnet_policy.html, the AUP
      for "Blazenet," explicitly forbids the following:


               Posting articles to any USENET or other news group,
               mailing list or similar forum which are off-topic
               according to the charter or other public statement of
               the forum.

               Disrupting any newsgroup with frivolous, excessively
               vulgar, or repetitious postings.

               Posting of binary, or excessively large, unrelated text
               files to non-binary news groups that have specifically
               requested such material not be posted in the group's FAQ
               (Frequently Asked Questions).


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Q:  Why are there no advertisements on alt.fan.suckdotcom?

A:  Because I personally ran off all the advertisers, by complaining
   to their ISPs.  Thanks for noticing. :)
A2: Because alt.fan.suckdotcom is protected by a vicious zotbot.

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Q:  Is this a cool place to post fellatio pictures?

A:  No, it is not.  There are currently several people doing this,
   apparently since a.f.sdc's status as a "has 'suck' in the name but
   it's not a sex group" newsgroup had resulted in it having a slightly
   wider distribution than other newsgroups (equally free of
   advertisements, such as the alt.binaries.erotica.nospam hierarchy,
   where such pictures are appropriate.


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Q:  But I see all these fellatio pictures here

A:  Yes, I'm about to start reporting everyone who posts porn on
   alt.fan.suckdotcom to the FBI as perverts.  Alt.fan.suckdotcom
   from the beginning has been set up as a discussion forum with a
   simple focus, which is discussing the content  of www.suck.com
   without the filtering seen in their "fish" letters page.  Therefore
   it is carried slightly more widely than the alt.binaries.erotica
   groups.


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Q:  What about sex wanted personal ads?

A:  See previous two question-answer pairs

6a
Q:  How about these postings of passwords to use to get into porn sites?

A:  Inappropriate.  Unless they've got content of Joey Anuff's piercings
   (See http://www.suck.com/daily/95/08/29/ ) we don't want to know.

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Q:  Who do you think you are, laying down all these demands like this?

A:  I am the usenet news administrator for a large midwestern university
   and I set up alt.fan.suckdotcom after "the fish" decided not to
   print a letter I wrote to [email protected].  Prior to the recent
   deluge of fellatio pictures I was the primary source of content on
   alt.fan.suckdotcom.  I think usenet is still an interesting
   platform for discussion, and free political discourse, and have put
   what I guess was merely the first of many sets of many hours into the
   tiresome chore of keeping alt.fan.suckdotcom free of sex ads, in
   order that it might be appropriate to have on the distribution list
   of a usenet server in a high school or a public library where it
   could be read by children.  Has graphic fellatio photography
   suddenly become relevant to a discussion of, avant-garde and cynical?
   No, alt.fan.suckdotcom has been overrun by  people who are posting
   to the wrong group.  I am not going to stand by and see all the work
   I have done keeping alt.fan.suckdotcom free of sex ads wasted so that
   the sex pictures people can have another spam-free newsgroup.


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Q:  But I like amateur fellatio pictures and alt.fan.suckdotcom has no ads!

A:  You want a spam-free erotic binaries newsgroup?  Pick an erotic binaries
   newsgroup and kick off the spammers! http://www.abuse.net may give you
   pointers on how to interpret the NNTP-Posting-Host: or X-Trace: header
   in a message and send a message to the administrators with the
   capability to disuser the offending trespasser. Most ISPs in the
   civilised internet have Acceptable Use Policies which define "abuse" as
   "generating complaints." Install Linux and you will get a tool
   "/usr/sbin/traceroute" which will tell you what higher-level ISP
   provides the internet service to the ISP your offender is using, you can
   complain to them if the ISP does not take action.  With netscape
   communicator there's a "view document source" command on the "View" menu
   that will show you the normally hidden header fields for a particular
   article.  "Path:" is all the servers the document went through to get to
   you, "nntp-posting-host" is the  machine the poster used when they
   posted the article.

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Q:  What?  There are already newsgroups devoted to spam-free erotic
   binaries?

A:  Yes there are.  In case your usenet server doesn't have them, you
   will need to talk to your ISP's usenet admins about getting them.
   At my university we get our newsfeed from
   <a href="http://news-stats.sprintlink.net"><i>Sprint</i></a> and it
   has hundreds of declaredly commercial-free erotic binaries newsgroups.
   If your news feed has "alt.fan.suckdotcom" on it but not, for instance,
   alt.binaries.nospam.multimedia.erotica or alt.binaries.nospam.coed.toads
   and you really want to use your newsreaders to swap erotica, you need to
   change internet service providers because you got a "family" service when
   you wanted to get an "adult" service.  The word to mention when you sign
   up is "adult content."

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Q:  Yeah?  Well I think you suck and I'm going to keep posting graphic
   sex pictures to alt.fan.suckdotcom anyway.

A:  Okay, here's a question for you:  Do you have any idea how much
   money the U.S. Federal government just allocated in the Omnibus
   Appropriations Bill for fighting the "problem of pornography on the
   internet" and how happy those bureaucrats are going to be to have me
   reporting you and your ISP's identites to them in order to help them
   justify their paychecks?  May I suggest
   http://www.fbi.gov/archives/congress/children.htm as a good starting
   point? Since alt.fan.suckdotcom is NOT an eroticas group, it may get
   distribution into areas where erotica is not acceptable, and may be
   viewed by minors, which MAY, and I mean that in the strictest
   rfc2119-compliant sense, constitute felonius distribution of pornography
   to minors across state lines, but I'm not a lawyer, I'm just a
   coffee-addled loudmouth.

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Q:  What word processor did you use to compose this FAQ list?

A:  Word processor?  I'm using vim, the extended, more friendly version
   of vi. Although I don't use the extended features all that much.
   Except for the unlimited undo stack.  When I have to use a normal vi
   I miss that.
   :wq and all that.