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| Who seek the truth of Universe | \/
| Christ shall save thy soul |
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| Come and worship at BackSlash #3 |
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| In the beginning God created the 0 and the 1. |
| And the 0 was null and low; and the voltage was minimal and week, |
| and the Spirit of Galm moved upon the bytes of the bits |
| And God said, Let there be irkk: and there was irkk. |
| And God saw the code, that it was good: and God divided the rest fro |
| QuakeNet. And God called the rest Leet, and the QuakeNet he called a |
| kiddienet. And there was EfNet and there was DalNet, one gay. |
| Stop the scroll, lets fast forward |
| |
| And God said, Let the irkk bring forth forms of art after their kind, |
| code, and block, and ascii after their kind: and it was so. |
| And God made the ascii after their kind, and the code after their kind, |
| and everything that was blocky and ugly after its kind: and God saw that it|
| was allmost good. And God said, Let us make sceners in our image, after our|
| likeness: and let the have dominion over the ANSI, and over the chipmods |
| of the heavens, and over the code, and over all the earth, and over every |
| wild compo that creepeth upon the earth. And God created sceners in his own|
| image, in the image of God created he him; male and non-female created he |
| he them. |
| |
| And God blessed them: and God said unto them, Be productive, and releas, |
| and replenish the warez, and leech them; and have dominion over the lamers |
| of the net, and over the chixx on MSN, and over every living thing that |
| moveth upon the net. And God said, Behold, I have given you every code |
| you might, which is upon the face of all the web, and every BBS, in which |
| is the power to produce; to you it shall be for life: and to gamer, |
| and to sl*t, and to everything that sucks upon the earth, wherein there |
| is no brain, I have given Kazaa and VIP-tickets to dreamhack: and it was |
| so. And God saw one thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. |
| And there was booze and there was party, the Xth day. |
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| Our personal slave, B. Ringholm will now tell you about the |
| happiness he found in Galm. |
| - At first I was a bit sceptical when I started worshipping |
| Jesus, but then The Lord visited me when I was ingesting |
| the magical kr�m. And The Lord spoke to me: �Thou shall not |
| fear my child, for Jesus will save your soul and guide you |
| on along the Arian Way.� |
| As The Lord said, I began to sacrifice kittens in his |
| honor, and after that, everything went all to well. I got a |
| well paid job where I can fuck with the Swedish mob and |
| pour money over my own kind. |
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| Thanks to G�ran Phearson, who has done so little for sweden,|
| but now its time for us to lead the people along the Way of |
| Christ. |
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| Jesus reports: |
| |
| Broadband lowers the amount of teenage parents |
| |
| This is actually quite simple... if you only got a modem there is no |
| chance thet you will get hold of some porno, unless you rent, and then |
| everyone will stare at you. Therefore you will search for satisfaction |
| somewhere else. Examples: |
| |
| 1. H&M Commercials |
| 2. Kindergarten |
| 3. Unprotected One-Night-Stands |
| |
| As you all probably figured out, the last is the worst. Here there is a |
| risk of both spreading STD and small drooling bugs that end up in point 2 |
| after a few year. But if you had invested in some high quality broadband |
| you son would be dowloading just as high quality porno instead of screwing |
| everything is sight. |
| |
| Isnt peace of mind worth a few bags of toiletpaper and 30USD/month? |
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| The Prophet. |
| There shall be a prophet and he shall come the first day of the eleventh |
| month He shall appear in the city of the log, and he will wear no pants. |
| You will ask him for a number. |
| And he will not know. |
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| |
| What is this? Out whore� shipper Grim Fandango wants to make a shoutout. |
| - Before I found Jesus, I used to worship Hanson, you probably remember |
| them. Those cute little boys with long, blond hair. I used to jerk of |
| while shouting �Oh Taylor!!! OOOOH TAYLOOOR!!!�. And when I thought |
| no-one was listening, I used to sing mmmbop for myself. But then my |
| mom caught me red handed with my trousers down, literarily. After she |
| had smacked me with her belt, she sent me to Galm to learn how to love |
| Jesus Christ. And now everything is so much better, now I only dream |
| wet dreams about Hanson, and worship Christ during the day. Too bad my |
| doctor told me I got syphilis and only 3 months left to live, but then |
| I will finally se Jesus Christ, The Lord Almighty, HALLELUJAH! |
| Mmmbop� |
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| |
| Hi everyone, this is uncle haklars speaking. Ever heard of the nice powder |
| everyone calls anthrax? I have. Lately, there has been much talk about it |
| where i workm at irca ettan. However, it�s not so easy to get hold of. |
| I have been in contact with my friends from the years in Treblinka and |
| manage to get a big bag full of it. Let�s ponder about what you can do |
| with it. Everyone knows that there are certain groups of gay people that |
| doesn�t deserver to live, like cro, bafh and other scumbags. Retaliate |
| quickly, send them small bags of evil powder that will eat away their |
| flesh, i cant, i have ig <70. |
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| |
| Hi there, my dear Jesus Satellites! My name is Jallabert and I am |
| addicted to groupsex with girls named Lars. Why you might ask? Well, I |
| will explain it all to you! I have formed a special group for special |
| (handicapped) people called TJC. The basic concept of the group is to |
| gather crappy sceners into a single group instead of leaving them |
| groupless. So anyway, when you have been active in this group for too |
| long, like I have, you will automaticly turn into a weird looking |
| homosexual with a strange haircut in need of some badass cock. To |
| fullfill my needs, I prefer to sexually abuse girls (former boys) known |
| as Lars, just because they "feel" more powerful and they remind me |
| about Haklars. |
| |
| Therefore, I command you all to join TJC and feel some LARS-power! |
| |
| HEIL JESUS! |
| |
| |
| Oh, and by the way, TJC IS RECRUITING! JOIN US NOW! THERE IS ALWAYS A |
| PLACE FOR YOU IN OUR GROUP EVEN IF YOU'RE JUST HALF AS WORTHLESS AS |
| WE ARE! |
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\__/ /(. .)\ -- zabu --[][]-- -- moh
/..\ -- woffel ///\_/|\\ \ (_ /
\o / _| |_ /____\ (thanks for the text
/\/\ ( ) ( ) |||| about tjc)
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_/(_)\_ ( - | |__| -- granma
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/ --- \ \______/ /\_
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\( )/ -- datachild //o O\\ -- theodore //\\ \\
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Oo \ _//_( oo )_\\_ (o_o) -- Pogue
\= ( ) -- insider \\ \_--_/ // -- stammie |\ /|
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_\\//_ _______ (/()//
)o o( (@.@) /\ _(_o_o_)_ -- chaleb
/ -- \ -- penpen _| _ |_/.\\ -- ^thaione^ \ \ / /
|_~~~~_| ||/ \|// \/ \ / (lodastio)
\\\// �| | (and his axe) |
\// (__|__)
____ (()(!/#(()
/\ (____)__ ((78!#(((# --- algar
(..) -- hiphopbarzan / o\o -- darshi )) o o ()
( o ) \ -/ )) (_ (( (fuck tjc)
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(.)(.) _~~~~~~~~_ |=====|
/ (__) \ -- beepdealers \ o~~~~o / -- dansken __/o o\__ -- psychad
\_\__/_/ \__--__/ ( /__O__\ )
_||_ (chipdisk#2!?!) \/ _\ /_
_~~~_ .- -. _ _
__(.) (.)__ | o o | |\_ _/|
( .)___(. ) -- ROLF. D __- -__ -- negerkim |_|.|_| -- LARS!
\_\ /_/ -(_______)- .-(_ _)-.
(_ . _) \_____/ / / \ \ (sinnpaj)
| |
/ \
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___ \ |_ |_ _ |_ . |_ |_ ) |_ .
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/__________________ \
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