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�:::: ....... straight out of the oven
::..:::::�:.:: and onto your plate is a
�:::::::.. �� fresh, tantalising, ascii
s% ��:::::::� pack for your consumption
red beans and rice, red beans and rice, red beans and rice,
make everything nice
red beans and rice, red beans and rice, red beans and rice,
i could eat a plate twice. so nice. so nice. so nice.
welcome to my second ascii collection done under the very serious label
of wHALE! i slapped this one together over a few days this week..
"red beans & rice" is another ascii pack bulging with requests for
ascii artists, friends and other people around the place.
since i released my last collection, i have closed my board down and
basically left the modem scene altogether. "why?" i hear you ask?
well, i've just become bored with the whole modem scene really.. it's
not as fun and exciting as it used to be, so i've decided to leave.
the only real interest i have nowdays is in the ascii scene, so you'll
still be seeing packs coming from me.
i'm also selling my amiga 3000 because i'll have no need for it
since the board will be closed. i'll probably buy an amiga 1200 in a
months time or so. you can't contact me on my board anymore
(sCREAMING mETAL!) instead, the *best* place to catch me is on my
friends bbs, tERRA fIRMA (dvs�pdy�ds! ozhq).
thanks to daffy duck/outlaws for his continued pestering to make me keep
the board open...
"My last words to you about sM: I WANT sM OPEN AGAIN.... IF NOT, NEXT
YEAR I'M GOING TO PERTH AND I'LL BEAT U UP! :)" - daffy duck
hah.. it won't be coming back.. (not that i know of!). cya here next
year, mate! :)
in 7 days time i am off on holiday - jakarta, bali and christmas island.
i'll be gone for about 3-4 weeks, so you won't be seeing any packs from
me during this time.. but when i return (and then buy my new amiga) i'll
be in full flight! look out for my next board style pack, and also a
full colour board style pack!
the weather here in australia is shaping up pretty damn nicely..
it's going to be an unreal summer! i'm off to the beach...!
"lord grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change,
the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to hide the
bodies of those people i had to kill because they pissed me off."
"make ascii go now.."
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: s% ��:::::::� ascii says this: "2bad"
: ascii wanted by this guy: 2bad
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i don't eat red meat, but i'm not a vegetarian
i like icecream, but not much dairy
'cause it gets in my nose
it makes me gonna blows
snot like a farmer and it gets on my clothes
it's rather unsightly, can even be frightening
but cold medication, should not be taken nightly
because everything dat i put in, it comes out again
and if i eat lean, it helps me stay thin
check out my hair, i keep it dreaded
about my corn? i like it breaded
hot from the oven? MMMM! you said it!
straight to the stomach my fuel is unleaded
but not fossil fuels, i like olive oil
i like my eggs scrambled, i never eat 'em boiled
the way to my heart, is with a garlic clove
it smells hella sexy, when it's on the kitchen stove
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: s% ��:::::::� ascii says this: "dvize"
: ascii wanted by this guy: dvize/devious dezigns
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: s% ��:::::::� ascii says this: "hurrr!" (vomit noise!)
: ascii wanted by this guy: countzero/whale�shoot�origin
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| speaking of red beans and rice, hers's a "hurrr!" ascii for c0!|
| i can almost taste it from here... hurrr! |
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: s% ��:::::::� ascii says this: "mess"
: ascii wanted by this guy: mess/contra!
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| your first pack was great.. keep up the nice ascii work! |
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: s% ��:::::::� ascii says this: "messages"
: ascii wanted by this guy: felon/devious dezigns
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adk! :: � m e s s a g e s � ::
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most people on the planet, eat beans and rice
some can't afford beef or they think cows are nice
if you talk table manners don't believe all they told ya
i eat with my fingers like an african soldier
i don't know which fork is for meat or for salad
i haven't got a clue when they say "whet your palate"
eat a lot a prunes it'll keep you loose
skin'll turn orange if you drink carrot juice
i think beef jerky tastes like a boot
when i'm on the street i chew a licorice root
and if i have a soar throat, then i eat ginger
and i will break bread, with those who are strangers
so come into my cave, tonight i will show you
food is for life, and life i will show you
if you're havin' problems, i invite you here
step into my kitchen, we will cook away your fears
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: s% ��:::::::� ascii says this: "misfit"
: ascii wanted by this guy: misfit/honey
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| thanks for the logo, misfit! |
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: s% ��:::::::� ascii says this: "offspring"
: ascii wanted by this guy: rel!ef/puzzle�lsd�offspring
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| os!.. a growing force in the ascii scene. keep it up.. |
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: s% ��:::::::� ascii says this: "os!" (offspring diz)
: ascii wanted by this guy: rel!ef/puzzle�lsd�offspring
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you know what to put here! |
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amazing grace how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me
dammit let's eat!
mi casa es su casa. mi cocina es su cocina.
you know what i meana!
get some boilin' water! yeah!
get a pound aof beans! yeah!
get some spice and make it nice! yeah!
you know what i mean!
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: s% ��:::::::� ascii says this: "prodigy"
: ascii wanted by this guy: psyche/devious�prodigy�dg!
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_________ \ ______ ___________ __________\ (__) /_________ ______ ______
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adk! :: p r o d i g y ::
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: s% ��:::::::� ascii says this: "puzzle"
: ascii wanted by this guy: rel!ef/puzzle�lsd�offspring
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: s% ��:::::::� ascii says this: "relief"
: ascii wanted by this guy: rel!ef/puzzle�lsd�offspring
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| some nice styles come from your finger-tips.. |
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_ ___ ___________\_ _/_____\_____/ ___________
\ ________\_ ___ \_ | \_ \__ ___ \_ ______________ _
___\___ \_ \\______/____________/______/ \\______/___ _________/_/
_/ / _/__________ / .-----------. \_____________ / _.____/
\ ______\ \_.-�---�-\_/--' `--�---------. \_/ |
�-\/----�-\______/' adk! � r e l i e f � `-------�--'
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: s% ��:::::::� ascii says this: "rr!" (road runna sig!)
: ascii wanted by this guy: road runna/devious dezigns
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| one pack down... when's your next one coming out? heh.. |
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: s% ��:::::::� ascii says this: "taxi!"
: ascii wanted by this guy: acid kid/whale�shoot
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.|. dedicated to me for my drinking effort last thursday night!.|.
`|' a huge effort i must say.. infact, a "TAXI!!" effort! `|'
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po box 707
mirrabooka 6061
perth, western australia
australia's finest disk magazine... support it!
but if a friend has gas, then he's passin'
it gives me a headache and i gotta take asprin
it makes me dizzy, i fix him fizzies
to calm his stomach, when it's feelin' kinda busy
some like it white, but i like it brown
i like spicy chicken, and i can throw it down
chilis come red, and chilis come green
when it's on the table, i lick my plate clean
then i drink a toast to the host and hostess
but first we give thanks, to god and mostest
'cause if i am a guest, i always wash my plate
sip a sip a soda while i sing amazing grace
rings on my fingers, left round the tub
bass fulla bubbles, bumpin like a wash tub
think about my troubles, goin down the drain
dryin' up the puddles in the back of my brain
but..
red beans and rice, red beans and rice, red beans and rice,
make everything nice
red beans and rice, red beans and rice, red beans and rice,
i could eat a plate twice. so nice. so nice. so nice.
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food and beverages consumed while drawing this pack..
� red beans (ok, so I lie)
� rice (i lie again!)
� kickapoo joy juice - the original joy juice recipe (i'm serious!)
� a stale cornflake
� 4� seal pups (fibre!)
� some other made-up stuff..
i'm still after some more ascii's from the artists out there..
� acid kid
� whale
� whale (diz)
� terra firma
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/ |__/_/ ___/_/ __/___/ __/___/ |____/___ �\
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| . . . -dV$l___/ �l___/ �l___/ �l___/ �l___/ �l___/ |
| _\|/_ .|.
| (o)-(o) � greets fly out to the following cool sceners � `|'
| (_ (_) _) � in no particular order, of course! � |
| (___) |
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| �daffy duck�psyche�lord�raiden�mfm�ddt�kevin�judge dredd� |
| �oracle�chaos!�demolition�countzero�dartagnan�adrock!�darkelf� |
| �carcass�equinox�ironcode�kurgan�lord chaos�overkill�idea�bango� |
| �bad language�allah�krypton�sal-one�cortex�felon�road runna� |
| �spirit of illusion�waldo�u-man�wyrehead�nike�numen� |
-. �spirit�homicide� .-.
`�' `�'
| plus all whale and shoot members! |
| ..and of course all the ex-users on sCREAMING mETAL! |
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�� whale (diz) by sTASH ��
�� "aCID kID" ascii by Misfit ��
�� "wHALE" ascii by sCARFACE ��
�� "sHOOT" ascii by U-Man ��
�� "red beans & rice" by count0 ��
��"preface" ascii by shapechanger��
�� "greets" ascii by Devistators ��
�� "contact" ascii by hOMICIDE! ��
.... this pack was only the entr�e! prepare yourself for
the main course, dessert, drinks and after dinner mint!
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