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P R E S E N T S
" S T A Y I N G I N T O T R O U B L E "
F U N K I ' S L A S T P R O D U K T I O N
Hi Again You True Askii Readers, Already My Last
Collection Of Requests And Some Thinks I Thought
Of Myself. There Is Always A Question Off: Funki
Why Do You Stop Making Askii's? Well And There
Always Will Be An Answer: I Just Wanna Quit Because
It's Cost Me A Lot Of Time, And I Think It's Isn't
That Interresting Anymore. I Am Planning To Go In
The Gfx Business, It's More My Style And The
Capability Is Much Bigger Than Making Askii's.
I Got Sick And Tired Of People Who Are
Saying 'Iff2Askii Is The Most Lame Shit
An Askii Artist Can Do!' I Fuly DisAgree
In That Statement. I Like Iff2Askii's If
They Express A Nice Style. Look At
Mortimer Twang His Iff2Askii's,They Are
One Of The Things I Love In The Askii
Scene! Ofcourse There Are Bad Iff2Askii
Guys Like Me, So I Stop Converting And
Make My Lovable Last Collection Of My
Life. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..
So We Got Da Bad News, And After
Bad News There Comes Good News,U
Still Watch An Askii Colli So I
Say Adios! And Have A Look At
The Askii's.
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\/ lOGO: mORTIMEr tWANg mADE fOR: mORTiMER tWANg \/
/\ lOGO: hIGHlANDER mADE fOR: hI-FI /\
\/ lOGO: lEGAL oNLY mADE fOR: hI-FI \/
\/ lOGO: pANDA mADE fOR: pANDA \/
/\ lOGO: lIGHTfoRCE mADE foR: dA wHOLe pOSSe /\
/\ lOGO: tRIBE mADE fOR: dA wHOLe cREw /\
\/ lOGO: x-fILES mADE fOR: kLEINDuiMPJE \/
/\ lOGO: dELITe mADE fOR: dELITE /\
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/\ lOGO: wILD pALMS mADE fOR: rAdaVI /\
/\ lOGO: rKR mADE fOR: rKR /\
\/ lOGO: eNGENEERING mADE fOR: bYTEJAMMER \/
/\ lOGO: pARIS mADE fOR: bYTEJAMMER /\
\/ lOGO: tHE fUCK sHOP mADE fOR: rKR \/
/\ lOGO: rASTA mADE fOR: rASTA /\
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M U S T S A Y : D A M N I R E A L L Y R U S H E D T H I S
C O L L E C T I O N !
wALKING aROUND iN aMSTERDAM, aRRIVING aT tHE wATERLOOpLEIN.
fUNKI sAIS: sJEEZ eVERYtIME i wALK iN tHIS cITY tHE tHRILLS
gETTIN mY boDY! wALKING tHRUE aND lOOKING tO dA lEFT, i sEE
iT 200 sHINY hARDmETAL cOLOURFULL sPARVAR sPRAYCANS! dAMN i
tHINK iS tHIS mY dAY?! tAKING oUT mY wALLET i lOOK iNSIDE iT,
mMZ yEAH 100 fRESH gUILDERS iN pAPER fORM!. wALKING tO tHE
sTAND, i lOOK aND lOOK aND tHINK thOSE cOLOURS aRE kICKiN aSS.
5 mINUTES lATER i hAD 12 cANS oF sPARVAR iN mY bACKsACK fEELING
dELIGHT. 30 mINUTES laTER i wAS hOME loOKING aT mY cOMPUTER
aND thOUGHT dAMN!.ThOSE gUYS aRE sERIOUSLY kICKING aSS sO wHY
nOT mAKE sOME kICKIN aRT fOR thOSE gUYS! yOU gUESS iT rIGHT 12
cANS oF sPARVAR anD manY iDEAS iN miND i wENT to dA bIG wALL
oN tHE siDE oF dA rAILWAY sPRAYING sOME sERIOUS pIECES fOR mY
hOMIES.
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- tHIS cOLLECTION iS dEDICATED tO dA guYS wHO kEEP dA gRAPH sCEnE alIVE -
tHESE dAYS!
ALSO DEDICATED TO DA KRYLON AND SPARVAR COMPANY FOR THEIR SMELL
OF SPRAY! AND BRIGHT COLOURS!
!ILLEGAL HAS DA FUTURE!
M U S T S A Y : tHIS aSKII's cONSISTs oF cOMBINED
sTYLES i uSED tHE coUPLE oF yEARS
jUST tO tRIBUTE mY gOODbYe sAYING
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o v e r d a w o r l d
m u s i c t o p 10
1 - c a r l c o x
2 - d a v e c l a r k
3 - t o m h a r d i n g
4 - b i l l y n a s t y
5 - d a v e a n g e l
6 - z i o n t r a i n
7 - l i o n r o c k
8 - m a n t r o n i x
9 - s p e e d y J
10 - d j r e i n
l o n g l i v e d a m i l k y w a y i n a m s t e r d a m !