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V oRiGiNAL nAME WAS 'bOOGIE SHOEs' ... bUT i WAS lAZy.... nAM NAM ! jAM! V
| fOR THOSE oF YOU WHO LIKE mUCH tEXT .. lOOK fURTHER DOWN ... vEGARD |
� hAVE WRITTEN sOME ... lINES ... wITh cRAP ! nAGGG! wELL... hELLO tO aLL �
: tHOSE I kNOW... i KNOW I KNOW SOMEONE iN THE sCENE, i tHINK .. oR? wELL :
. hUM tHIS TEXT is JUST pLAIN STOOPID ... END! eNJOY tHIS iF yOU CAN ?!? .
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[sNUFFY!/iNFERNo�gRAFITTI/b-BOYs/oFFSPRINg]
dID yOU kNOW ..
tHAT wHAT we aRE tEACHED aT SCHOOL aRE mOSTLY dONE
tO iNTERgRATE uS ... sO wE aLL wILL bE sOME
bLOODY "dEMOCRATIC" PEOPLE, wITH nO rIGHT tO dO aS
wE wILL oR fEEL lIKE, bREAk ALL bOUNDARIES...!
"bE pEACEFUL, bUT IF sOMEBODY lAY's a HAND oN yOU
sEND tHEM tO tHE CEMETARY !" i WOULD gLADLY sEND
tHE gOVERMENT tO tHE cEmETARY.. tHEN tHERE ARE
THESE pEOPLE bRAGGINg aBOUt iNDUvIALITY... yOU
wILL BE LIKE THE REST AFTER 10 yEARS oF scHOOL...
iN NORWAY iT IS EXTREME, iN 1 till 9 gRADE tHE
wORD oF chRISTIANITY iS FORCED uPON yOU... iT
SUCKs .. bREAK wiTH SOCIETY, lIVE a LIFE! tHERE
iS nO LIFE aS STATED iN mY lAST aZK� coLLy uNTIL
yOU bREAK fREE oF ALL BOUNDARIES ...
tHE DAMAGE DONE...!?
[sNUFFY/iNFERNO�gRAFITTI^b-BOYs^oFFSPRINg]
tHERE iS NO fREEDOM OF SPEECH ...!
HMMM, sOMEtIMES I wRITE sOMETHING sERIOUS...
nOT oFTEN !
oR....
"My BRAIN IS ROAMINg aND I DON'T KNOW wHERE IT's gOING"
-bEASTIE BOYS
.��=-.b.-------[ Vegard!'s disco dream ]----------=��.
ذ ��
V Hey, I'm STAYIN' ALIVE ! Get it ? V
| It's all about disco. Hmm, have you |
� ever heard the sounds of da great �
: techno organisation called TECHNE ??? :
. I heard a demo from them some days .
ago ... BOOM ... (My mind blew up
. and I could fly !) OK, but let's talk .
about staying alive (Bee gees, u dork
!) How do we stay alive ??? 1.Maslow
says that we need food ! Good point
. ... I'm hungry !!! Anyway, then .
when we've got food we need friends
and love. But when all that is
saticfied I think we need ... * MAkE
a GUESS * ... Nope ... D I S C O
!!! Hmm, have you ever tried to frie
a potato in your left ear ? If not,
don't try it, it's worse than
listening to Gabber and watch "Yello
Larz" (Anim. by Fatman/some lame
crew. released at TG95) at the same
time !!! Anyhow, I would like to say
fuck you to Snuffy ... "Fuck you"
(I've always wanted to write that ...
Fnis) Heia Spaceballs, dere er s�
late at til og med �yvind skammer seg
! (Over at dere har sl�tt ham alts�)
Ehh, Mr.Man ... Fin musikk ... Din
musikk * I'm a poet * Hmm, this is
not suposed to be a greets list, but
a helping hand for you to find
meaning in your pathetic and lousy
life. Askii meg her og der, det er
jo direkte MUNGO !!! Hatt ...
. S�ppelkasse ... Fruitopia ... .
Tastatur ... Ronkebolle ... Snuffy
... Frankenstein ... Fontene
orgasme ... Snuffy ... 1,2,3 s�
husker du det !!! Carl I.Hagen
. gliser og valget han priser, men han .
vil ikke le n�r jeg skyter ham ned
!!! 'Nuff said , go home and stay
. pathetic untill the guru (ME) return .
. in the next song. BTW. If you have .
: any questions you would like an :
: answer for, just write them as a :
� messy to Snuffy and look out for �
| comming AZKII productions ... DYPP |
A THE SWIZZELSTICK OG SLIKK ... A
�. FANTASTISK !!! .�
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tHE tHRUTH bY vEGARD/MELON, aFTER tSAR1/wILD-sTYlE's cOLLY sPACETEDDY...
>so why do I even bother writing this!?
I don't know ? Why are you asking such a stupid question ???
>well, the fact is that there's so MANY crapy
>ascii collections floating around. Lot's of
>new groups, artists etc... There's of'cos many
>good artists/collys also, but way to many crap
>collections.
Why did you ask, you knew the answer ?
>I've been active for a great deal of time in
>the ascii bizz now (about 3 years), and I have
"bizz" ??? What the fuck is a bizz ??? 3 years ?!?! I thought you'd just
started !!!
>seen lotsa bad 'n good artists. The new thing
>is that the artists realese too MANY ascii
>collections, like f.ex. 2-3 in a month. That
>is realy bad, and it's even worse when their
>ascii style and design sux! Well, stop this!
Yeah, yeah !!! (Fei for din egen d�r din suger !!!) Fine words from a lousy
artist !
>Your only makin' it worse for your's and the
>ascii scene's reputation. There's become some
>realy offencive ANTI-ASCII dudes because of
>your less of talent and ugly design.
I agree, so what the hell are you still ascii'ing for ???
>I know
>that an cool ascii style don't appears over a
>night, but here's some rules to follow for
>artists who have NO real style or design!:
Yes, and you've broken them all, haven't you ! (Naughty naughty !) OK,ok ... I
know I'm throwing alot of crap here, but for heaven's sake man, look at your
asciis (BIZZ) What the hell is this crap "dot-ascii-bizz-ztyleee-thing" ???
(You just can't make a good logo out of dots = "." :( )
>1: Work with your design first, then the asciis!
Design ??? Where's your design ??? Hmm, I guess I just don't understand it,
eh?
>2: Your ascii style should not be to messy!
Well, look what I found !!! An ascii logo saying MELON ! Ok, I am a member of
Melon, and this crap really offends me. Anyway, I cant say that the design and
style is much UP-TO-DATE (Heard that before ???) See for yourself and judge
the masterpiece from Davinci :
>3: The text in the collection should look nice,
>and tell what you want with your collection.
>(Do never write with this letters:"� � �"etc..
Why not ??? "��� ��� ��� ���" - Arrest me !!! What do you want with the
collection ??? Well, doh !!! "I want to save the world and give all the kids
candies" - Michal Jackson ... I guess you might wanna spread ya name ? (Why do
you release your collys, for charity ???) The things you write is important,
yes ! But it should be F U N to read. (Who the heck is interested in your
points of view on how to run the world ???)
>4: Release not more than one maby two colly's
>a month.
Why not ? It takes usually 24 hours to make a goodie !!!
>5: Work with your style when your not releasing
>any collections.
Yep, what did you do theese three years ?
>6: Only well preperd colly's looks nice!
Ok, but shouldnt the "leading" artists be "good examples to follow" ? (HINT
HINT HINT ...)
>7: Ask your "not computer pals" if they can read
>your asciis! It often take some time to get
>used to a style, but the system of the
>letters should be recognizable, and help to
>understand the word/name/etc..!
Understand ??? Why should your "not computer pale" understand it, as it's only
computer nerds who read it anyway ? I mean, when was the last time a TV
company asked you to make an ascii for them ???
>Ok, enough crap from me now, I guess you're
>getting tired of all my text now, so I guess
>we have to stop the writing here!
At least we agree on something !!!
>Yours: tsar1 / bALANCE / WiLD StYLE
Yours Vegard! of Melon Dezign ... I'm BIZZ'ING off now (or something)
pOKKER, dEN gRIMSTAD tUREN gIKK lITT d�RLIG ?
mEN mEN, vI f�R pR�VE sENERE ...
mUTE/ig..
hUMMM... kANSKJE dU bURDE uTVIKLe EN lITT MER EGEN sTIL,
sIZE hAR rETT n�R hAN kALLER dEN mEGET sNUFFISK..
men MEN .. lET's GO...!? fUNK... jAZZMATAZZ...
vEGARD!/mELON
sEES i SAMFUNNs fAG tIMEN, fLERE tV2-aLIEN ..? hEHE !!
daDA... tysk er no svineri, har du merket av og til at lyden!
forsvinner p� det ene �ret s�nn uten grunn ...
tror jeg f�r d�rlig h�rsel .. ? men men
oRDEt fUNK lYDER sINNSvAKT gODT i �RENE ..?! sTAYIIINNN aLIVE !!!
tERMINAL sILENCE
gROOVY? vEL, n� HAR jEG iKKE sETT NOEN PRODUCTIONs fRA DEg p� LENGE !?
men men... lAD bATTERIENE p� MOBIL tELEFONEN ..! heh?
BTW: dU sA I DIN FORIGE(?).. EHHH.. DEN cOLLY sAKEN JEG S� ... OM dET vAR
mIN ELLER DIn... tUR ... jAAA... dET VAR N� DIN !! s��� ...
HVORDAN G�r DET GRUPPE STRESSEt dITT ?
gRIMLOCK/GrT/sHT
hYGGELiG AZK�-tHINg WE mADE, bUT I fORGOt tO cOPy iT!!!
oR SOMEthIN' lA OSS SKRIVE FlERe dIKT eLLER nO' fOR dET vAR g�Y!
tJA sI dET hERSKEr jO ...
oR ? NEI NEI NEI dETTE M� BLI SLUTT ... INGEN ASCII(LEGO)GUTT !
fRA MEG !!
LORT Og FAEN fOR ET BRA DIkT!
ET MISOPPFATTET GENI pUS PUS
MED TYDLIGE sINUSER JUS JUS
ER EN BRA FUTT! gUT gUT
� DU gUTT...dET ER JO MEG
�sNUFFY ...sOMEWHAT ? wHAT ? 95 .. cRAP oR ?
aCID/sAKER oG gRT
eLLER s� ... sNAkkES vI !?! � JA ...
uNMAD/iNSANE
tJA .. MORSOMt � sNAKKE MED DEg ..!
kOM p� bES�k EN dAg ELLER NO', DET hADDE v�RT hYGGELI'...
tHE gODFATHER/iNFERNO�gRAFITTi
dU ER N� eN gREPA KAR... SORRY FOR d�RLIG kONTAKT mED DEG!
JEG SKAL RINGE MER N�R JEG ENGANG kAN .. ? tOLK DET SOM DU VIL!...
jEG RINGER .. hVIS iKKE S� KAN DU JO RINGE !!
pOKKER, fIKK nETTOPP tELEFON rEGNING... DEN vAR FOR STOR SOM VANLIG...
oG DET BETYr aT JEG pR�VER � RINGe mINDRE... yEAAHHHH, DET FUNKEr NOK bRA!
rEL!Ef/pZL/lSD/oFFSPRING
I'LL dIAL YOU, wHEN I HAVe THE oPPORtUNiTy...
hOPEFULLY qUITE sOON...!
tO ALL OFFSPRING mEMBERS!
gIVE ME YOUR VOICE NUMBER ..!!
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I gUESS I aM BACK tO NORMAL qUITE SOON.. JUST NOW i fEEL lIKE KILLING sOME
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