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WHY WE SHOULD GET FREE POT FOR ASCIIS
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____|____________________________ .--[-p-r-e-s-e-n-t-s-]--. |
\__ _\ __/________/____ \_ |}->my 3rd askii col.<-{| |
_/ \_ /_/ /_ \_ /_ |}->for the kts^asc..<-{| |
\ ___ / \_ __ / __/ / |}->called: 'Why we <-{| |
\//___/_______/____/\/___________/ |}->should get free <-{| |
- --|-------------------------- -- - |}->POT FOR ASKIIS!' <-{| |
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| +w+o+r+d+s+ +p+h+r+o+m+ +t+h+e+ +a+u+t+h+o+r+ |
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| //_____\ _ # # # why should we get phree pot for our |
| _\\ o o /__) #_#_# askii'es? simple: programmers get paid |
| \_/\_==/_)____.# for making their shit programs, and welp |
| / __u\\(_ /_#) we don't get shit for our high-quality |
| /_____|: *\\_\.# askii'es! since these fine askii'es ofcoz |
| / |: \ #' can't be counted in money, we should |
| /_____|_____\ # (ofcause!) get some pot instead! without |
| ==================== pot, how should we make this anyroads? |
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as some of you dewds might _ _:_____: _ _ :______
have guessed, this collection |o |_______ _____ ___|o /
wasn't JUST made on dope, but also |: | / \_ / A
on some requests.... the table |. | ___/ _ /__\___\ S
of ..blahblahblah.. might look | . \ :|--' |: \ C
something like this: `-----|: \_---'_____. \_ _
3 x anonymous psychosis - 2 x submo _ |_______/ck! _ |_______/
3 x pridelands - 1 x dominators : :
1 x revolution - 1 x kts^asc - 1 x valhalla - 1 x the end ...
not much really, but what the hell .. maybe it WAS just made on
dope when you make a second thought?.....
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| *------------------------------*->so i smoked it with some good |
| ###### imported whiskey, got high, and made his askiis. |
| (_ Oo_) 'oh, i get high with a little help from my phriends' |
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:. dr. (___ ___) :::%%::: .::. ..::%:%::.::%%
potinbrain (_______) .. . _____ _______/\ _____ .:%%:
: | ( 'i just say: ____| /____| //\\ __ \ ______ :
| ______ ) as a doctor with \_ | / |__\__/_\_ __/ /\ |.
:. `->//_____\ ( grades in lung- | /_ | | | | | \___/ \ | |
%:. _\\ Oo /=/==* capaticy and shrink|__| | |__|__ | | | | / |__|
%% \_/\_-_/_/\_) knowledge in smoking | |__| |___| |__|\___/ __| :
%: / __|: _ | habits, i've never ex- |___| .:%
/____|: \_\_| perienced any problems caused by smoking pot! furthermore
/ |: \ i can say that chances of getting cancer are smaller when . :
:: /____|____\ you smoke around 5-10 joints everyday instead of being :%
%::. what we call 'clean'. heh. you can say the old saying: 'a joing a .
::. day keeps the doctor away' really IS true.' (quote: dr. potinbrain) .
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: ck!
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- -*------>+and+we're+back+phrom+those+nasty+commercials.+---------*-.
| now presenting a very special gueststar, who've come all | |
| the way phrom the place where you grow the wonder-plants. | |
| .ooo. welcome to this humble pleasent: mr. dontjustgrowit | |
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%:. mr. dontjustgrowit--. . :::.:::%:%ck!%
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\_ /____ \__ _ ______ (___ | ____) . ..::.:::::%%
:. // / ___/ __/_ _ ____/ 'eye'd like (____ _|___) _ . . :.:.:
_/. \_ . / \/ _\ \_ to say: with my ( | ____/ \ . ::
:. \__/\___/______/_______/ life long expe- ) `-> /______/O #--.__ .:
%. _ __ rience with growing pot ( || oO ||| #__ \_
: _ ______ _ ___ _ \__ and in my childhood, *==\= _\_o_/_ # `-. \
\_ _ \_ _ \/ __/ where everyone smoked (_/\/ \ # `-.\
// / / / / / \ this 'magic-grass', i've \ | \ \ # \|
_/. ___/\____/______/ never experienced any `-'|____\ \#== . . .
\__/ problems, hoho except the fact that my job | | |\_#) . :::.:
has always been illegal, but eye guess that's | | | # .:.::%%%%
something one have to live with. what? oh ___|_| | # . . ::%%
yeah. now i'm 105 years old, and i'm still /_/______| # .:
looking after my farm, so... hoho.. guess the old saying: 'a joint :
:: a day keeps the doctor away' really IS true..hoho' . :%
%::. (quote: mr. dontjustgrowit ) .::
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.-+------->.welp.better.get.back.to.the.askii'es.rite?..+---------+-|-'
| | ^wow.^that^man^sure^knows^how^to^express^himself^ _____ kts | |
| |^let's^get^some^commercials^before^we^starts^out^ _/_____\_ pot| |
| | ^growing^the^shit^ourselfes.^^clapclapclap.^ \ o O / ? | |
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| .:%%%:. and now for this evenings last event. an interview
| : < oo> . with mr. lucifer-cannabis himself. even though this
| :| '|. was a hard man to get here (had to give my soul).
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:. mr. lucifer-cannabis .:%:: . . . . ::ck!%
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(__ ___) | A A A haha, i'd like to _____ _____ _________ .
(__ ___) __(__) | # # # state this shit: \_ :|___ :|__ :|
( //__\/_\ | #_#_# i like people who | | :| _/_ ___\___|
:. . ) . _\\ 00 /<-' ~#~~~ smokes pot! coz they | __| | :| \ :|
:: *==\\_/\_-_/____ # do always end down here |___| :|___ |___ |
%%:: (/ \ |:__ /_# at my place. just damn bad |___| |___| |___|
%:%: . \___/ |: \\_\/# that they do all have _________ _____ .
%%:%::. . / |: \ # such a great health. i \_ __ :|---.___ :|__ .:%
%:: /____|____\ # have to push 'em into | | | _ :| _/_ :
: the fire all the time. well guess you can say | ___| | | | :| .
the old saying: 'a joint a day keeps the doctor |___| |_______|___ |
away' really IS true. sad for me though. |___| .
. quote: mr.lucifer-cannabis . ::
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welp. thanks to this last special gueststar. may kts |
the forces be with you until the next time we ___ pot |
will transmit here phrom kts^tv! -your host- /___\_. ? |
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*and*now*for*the*last*and*most*important*part*of*the*show* |
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| -+the+great+finale+-+the+exciting+conclusion+-+the+whatever+-
|%%%%::::::........ -+the+pricelist+- .......:::::%%%%%
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%%:. this should be meant as the conclusion for this askii collection. . :%%
:% we hope that people will respect our demand for pot, and pay our fair :%
: prices for some good quality askii. we would also appreciate if future .
askii demanding people would PAY IN ADVANCE!: ______
.----------{-p-r-i-c-e-l-i-s-t-}-----------|- - /_____\\ :
| 1 x askii ............... 1 kilo pot | \ oO //_ _______
| 10 x askii's ............ 8 kilo pot | ___ ____\_-_/\_/ /______/|
| 100 x askii's ......... 110 kilo pot | ~(_\ _ |__ \ | ==== | |
| 1 signed askii ........ 1.5 kilo pot | \/_// |____\ | pot- | |
| 10 signed askii's ...... 13 kilo pot | / | \ | box! | |
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`---------> prices valid: 1.1.95-1.1.99 <-- . . .
:.. send the pot to: . ::. .:
ck!::. the kts!asc crew. . :%%%%. . . :::%
%%. cannabis street 123 .::. . .:%
:. 1000 katharsis :
grassland .
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welp. at // __/ ___/ /// ____ // last we're at this damn lousy
end _/. \ \__ ./\____ \_/ again. afraid i'm gonna wommit,
so \_____/\______/___/___________/ it's gonna be a fast ending scene.
ehmn. i've tried to make this package askii only, and in another style
than i use to (with those small stories between the pictures - that
is). some last few p-greetz should go to: lightning jack, motion man
tinyz, ranx, KATJA, the glorious kts!asc crew, the outkast, backlash, ozonic,
shock-w, tar, barbarian, triple-x, zany, and the sector2 crew.
ups. some fucks too: junker jake, terminator and sundancer. i know
where you live!
laterness, ck! (the junkie?), kts^asc/*secret*
oh, btw, if ya have some requests, then leave me mail on anonymous
psychosis, or tell someone who knows me to tell me, since i've really
been needing some requests (just look at this pity collection -
10 askii logos and the rest on dope).
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burps!.... yuck.... wommit all over the keyboard....
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HAHA.... guess what i just found today?...
while i was cleaning out in some old hpa stuff, i found
my very first askii'es i've ever made.... just for the hell
of it, and to get you guys an indeed good laugh, i've
put 'em in here.... tz it's up to you to remove 'em if ya
think it stinks too much, but welp... it was made long
time before i got my first modem. i think it was in
1992 or something like it. it was the first time
i wanted to start a board (yeah-long time ago!), so they're
still unpublished (coz it took me 2 years before i got the
permission to buy my first modem from when i wanted to start
the board). enough old memories, watch your eyes, coz here goes:
-> First askii - weird but somehow.. welp.. btw: i'm (used to be long time
-> ago) Zip.
-> Neither was this one... weird rite... btw: these last askiis MAY be used
-> even though my logo (ck!) is not in them :)... if some of you want me
-> to make something with this 'style', then just say so :)
