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portrait of Onkel Reinsdyr
(apparently completely cocos in his head..)
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: blah! ich bin nicht :
.-------------------------------. `--------.geafraid aus you!:
________ | ich will gekickzen ihre ass!! | _((((((`-.---------------'
\ _ ./_. `-.-----------------------------' _o-----| -'
\___\/--' --' 6 \_ __) |
|________ \____`----'\
|-------- l \
l / \ /
/ \ <--. .-----> / \
/_ \_ : : _\ /_
: :
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: `--some wanna-be musician in Abyss
`-some 12-year old kid in shoot
Ops.. just got influenced by the
tragic abyss-shoot war which is
going on these days..
_.._
(__)
NOTE! I am N O T taking part!
totally depressing, pathetic and fucked up
. . . . . . . .
< <<|p|r|e|f|/\|c|e|>> >
`-'-'-'-'--'-'-'
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| |
__| |__. Oooonce again, Grimlock - the ultimate lamer, attacks yer
| | board with a silly file_id, and an even sillyer text-file
| . | | . | called a colly. Ay, caramba! This is my contribution to
| | | | | | the world peace and eternal happiness. Some dude in Israel
| | | | | | got shot down, atomic-bombs are still being used, whales
| | | | are getting killed, coloured are being supressed, my phone
| |_____| | bill is getting larger and larger, my wallet isn't, mill-
|_________| ions are infected with AIDS, Talkshows are still being
--. transmitted, I have no friends, Jesus has left my life for
__ __ | good, Party5 will be a extremely short party, ascii aren't
| | | that fun anymore, John Candy is dead, My enemies aren't,
| | | life sucks bigtime and even those used-to-be happy legomen
| | | are now pissed off at me cuz I didn't play with them in
| | | a month or two.
| | | BUT!
| | | Quentin Tarantino is making a new movie, Gary Oldman still
| | | rules, Escom is alive and kicking, New album by Apoptygma
| | | Berzerk out soon, Stallone is kooler than ever, Science
|_________| | Fiction is 'in', Churches are still being torched down,
| |__| Flowers are still smelling flowers, Christmas is just
) _______ (__) around the corner, Grotesticle kicks butt, Sky Tower is
/|\ | finally out of order, TV1000 are still showing those
� | � | hardcore pornomovies with Buttman, TV3 are still showing
| | Simpsons episodes, Both Laimbrain and Superted have bought
| | a synth, Movies are getting better and better and Norway
| | is getting richer and richer...sweden isn't (hah!)...
| |__.
| | Is life worth living after all? The answer is: Coconut-Boogie
_____|________|_______________________________________________________________
n o i n d e x , s i m p l y b e c a u s e o f J e s u s .
__________ ___________ ____.
._\ ______/__._\ _. /___\ l____
| \___ | _ l /___. ____/_____.
__| | \__. | \ l___ _
\___ _l______| _l_ ___/// g R t b O a R d S . . .
g�m/___________\ l______\ /_____________\
Basic Instinct ++47-ONLY-4-LEGODUDES (ehq)
Bumble Bee Land ++47-ONLY-4-LEGODUDES (hq)
Checkpoint ++47-ONLY-4-LEGODUDES (schq)
Genetic Waste ++47-ONLY-4-LEGODUDES (whq)
Artic Circle ++358-ONLY-4-LEGODUDES (hq)
Nausea ++358-ONLY-4-LEGODUDES (hq)
Zillion Hours ++358-ONLY-4-LEGODUDES (finhq)
_________ ______________ ____.
.___\______ /_._\ ___________/_\ __l________.
| ___/ | _____/ \ |
__| | | l___ _
\___ _l_ _l_________ ___/// a F l b O a R d S . . .
g�m/___________\ /____\ /_____________\
Main SourcE +1-215-4269461 King dom.pcehq +49-ONLY-ELITE
One Nighter +1-616-4573841 Digital bbs +39-54-3918361
Time Trials +1-716-6812872 Forbidden planet +353-1-8205910
Coliseum +1-201-4322535 ShadOw wOrld +31-18-452-982
Fun Factory +1-619-2260588 Future shock +61-736-607-40
Elysium +1-408-2634354 Cosmo.2000.ad +358-11237-203
Black Hole +1-801-5721303 Hemisphere +1-904-2431905
n e w s / o p e n l e t t e r t o a l l o f m y f a n s (eeeh..)
The last couple of days I have received a huge amount of answers
on my EALL addy where I announce my hardware for sale.
Unfortunally, most of the answers were not from dudes who wanted
to buy my equipment, but people who asked weither I was quitting
the scene or not. I am very flattered of your concern, and I
really didn't believe that you would care. Thanx for concerning.
However, I am of course NOT going to leave the scene, although
it isn't what it used to be (bah, does this sounds pathetic or
what?). The reason why I am selling my stuff is because of my
financial situation. This is something I'll HAVE to do. Or
else I'll get bankrupt or something. I will buy a new Amiga some
day, and until then I guess I'll have to use my old Amiga500
to make asciis and organizing Grotesticle.
Oh, if you are a millionaire or something, and feel an urge to
spend'em. Then answer this messy and I will tell you how to
get rid of them.
- Grimlock / Grotesticle^Shoot
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head dromedary
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___) ____/__ |______ .|______ ______ /__ __)__/____ _) ____/__ _)____/___
\_.l___ __/_. l __/__|| __/_\__. _/__/_. __/_.l___ __/_. _/ __/
l______\ l______\ l____\ `--l____\ l______\ l______\ l______\
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8 hrs of deep trance^ 20-04 : e � X � p � e � r � i � e � n � C � e :
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_____ _____
_\___\\_//___/__
\ ___(__)___ / /Y\ /Y\
\_\\ \__/ //_/ /Y\
\__/ /Y\
\__/
\__/
\__/
\__/ desert island w/cocospalm logo : TeknoRok
\__/
\__/ comment : Husker ikke om det var 'TeknoRok' du req'et,
\__/ Frenzy, hvis ikke kan jeg lage en ny en. =)
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� . : .�. : � �. \`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-`-
Just want to thank the producers of, and the actors in, these
fab movies. Movies which made, and make, my life not so boring
as it would have been without them.
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._\ l____ ._\ _. /
| ._____/_____. | _ l /___.
| | | r u e | \__. | o m /\ n c e
_ __| l |__ _ _ __| | |__ _
\\\___ ____/// \\\_________| ____///
/____________\g�m |_______\
and these movies whom I didn't have the spirit to make logos for
(but they are still VERY cool!!)
Ereaserhead Full Metal Jacket
Wild Palms The Excorcist
Red Rock West The Doors
Sid & Nancy Mask
The StarWars Movies My Own Private Idaho
Total Recall Bullet In The Head
Dune Brainscan
Fire Walk With Me Judge Dredd
Bad Lieutenant Bladerunner
Naked Lunch Blues Brothers
Blood In, Blood Out Little Odessa
Man Bites Dog Nattevakten
Kalifornia The Monthy Python Movies
Animal House Dead Alive
Freejack Ace Ventura
Blue Velvet Timegate
Wild At Heart
Note! There are many other kool movies out there which I have
seen, but I can't remember their names now. Sorry.
Movies that I unforunately haven't seen, but I'm sure are great
- -- ------------------------------------------------- -- -
Clockwork Orange, Elephantman (Lynch), All Other Lynch Movies I haven't
seen, 2001 and Many Hong Kong Movies
If you have "The Elephantman" or any other Lynch movie which
aren't listed here :
Ereaserhead
Blue Velvet
Fire Walk With Me
Wild At Heart
Twin Peaks Series
..or if you know where to get them, then please tell me!!!
If you have them, we can also trade movies. I have nearly all
the movies I listed in my "Respect-To-These-Movies" list, and
I have several more. Just leave me a messy at any board, or
write me a letter at this addy:
Size : Party?? Party?? Kam an, man! Du ligner p� en i Killing Zoe
Elfin : Elsker deg og dine ascii-skriblerier.. Not too active, though.
Term.S. : Kan ikke du skrive en historie om hvordan du ble seksuelt
trakassert av en n�r ascii-venn? Og om hvordan du pr�vde �
fornekte at du faktisk syntes det var opphissende?
Shade : Hei, herr sysop-gud. Har du noe p� gang med Superted?
Slummy : Du leser ikke dette, ditt svin.. Bbs-tro soon?
Nigger : Hei. Fin mobil-telefon-svarer..
Stylez : You're the reason why I haven't released anything for so long.
You are taking my motivation away. You are simply too good!
Xcluziwe : Thanx for noticing my disapperance.
Jorun : Ah.. endelig ble Hugin ferdig. Kjexx snart? Den nye modulen din
er faktisk kool, men litt ensformig. Har du oxo et motivasjons
problem?
Supert. : Jas�, du har kj�pt deg synth du oxo? Du og Laimbrain m�
ha konsert some day.
Blockie : HVOR ER SPRITEN MIN, DIN MENNESKELIGE FIASKO?!?! =)
Arcane : Er partyet koolt?
Acid : Det samme til deg.
Stratos! : Tenk at vi m�tte hverandre i Oslo akkurat den dagen. Det
skjer bare i 1 av 5985 tilfeller. Love you! Smask! Call me!
Kristian : Hei.. Var Ereaserhead kool?
Ekken : Hei, din lamer.. Vedder p� at du aldri leser dette. Men jeg
klarte iallefall � innstallere mousedriver p� pesen din.
H�vard : B�IC forever!!! Hva mer skal jeg si?
Riber : Hei.. skal du lage mer gfx, sa du? Tryning i bakker m/ sykkel
og pose med flasker (som knuser i fallet) regler!
Plusspant : Sorry.. Delay og s�nt. Jeg suger!
Nup! : Where is that colly of yours?
Akiro : WHAT IS HAPPENING UP THERE?!
Dr. Poop : Same to you, matie.
Traitor : You are pretty. So is Nup. I want more piccies of you!
... and yes.. I will send you that package some day.hehe.
Baffle : hei.. Er du p� party nuh?
Magz : Er du oxo det? Den nye dooren din rewler!
Laimbrain : Vi m� gj�re noe med Kjexx snart!
Kingpin : hei.. sorry for at jeg ikke har v�rt s� snakkesalig i det
siste.. men du vet hvorfor. JEg elsker deg. Skal du p�
Party5 forresten? Tror, og h�per, jeg skal det.
Defect : Du tok meg igjen du, din lille faen! Keep on!
Jedi : Money-related-problems-rule!
Doughboy : Are you still alive?
Neurodancer : Aw, I am infected with the kazy-virus! AArg.. huhi..
When shall you call me voice again? Never? I love you.
And I miss new modules from you.That's why I will send
you some shit soon. Beware of the soon to come new
norwegian dance group! It'll rule!
Krypton : WHAT IS HAPPENING IN SHOOT?!?!?!?!?!?
Estrup : Jeg har ikke tilgang til E-mail lenger.
Sca : Hei, din fotball dreng.
Mute : Thanx for the Grimlock logo. Den var flott. SOm du ser s� har
jeg brukt din Grotesticle logo her. Supert.
Chrombacher : You didn't include me in the "Guest-Artists" slot in
your latest colly.. But you did use my ascii! Hmm...
Snuffy : Wow! Jeg elsker deg oxo! DU og jeg er ascii-guruene i norge.
Derfor skal vi lage mange collies sammen p� hver eneste fonkie
party vi treffes. Dikt-collies. Si hei til din venn... han
monolog-musikeren..hehe. Hei, Vegardo! Du er en sau av klasse!
Si hei til Johannes, Vegard. Nei, dette ble mye messys inne i
en messy. Jeg - slem ? Ja.... Tjabba. �sj, du gidder aldri �
gi meg messys i dine collies. Du din hatt!
Dedoto : Hey, dot you dot like dots dotsen't dot? Dot is kool, dot!
Nirvana : �sj.. jeg gidder ikke skrive messy til flere. DU har masse
kool gfx. FInt at du scannet bildene... Snart skjer det
noe her.. h�per jeg.. tjabba.
I just KNOW I have forgotten someone. I am deeply sorry!
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._\ _____/_.
| _/ |
| | n d - f /\ c e !
__| |__ _
_____________\___ ___///______________________________
.__\ /_________\ /__.
| |
((-)) ((-))
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((-)) ((-))
||-|| Aaah.. Now I am finished with this colly, and I must admit ||-||
((-)) that I am a little reliefed. I was afraid my inspiration ((-))
||-|| and ascii-motivation was gone for ever... L uckily, or ||-||
((-)) more likely, sadly my motivation was just having a little ((-))
||-|| holliday. Jups, but now it's back. Or atleast for a short ||-||
((-)) while. Dunno if it'll last, but I hope I can make a few ((-))
||-|| more collies, now that I have developed som new stylse, ||-||
((-)) and all. ((-))
||-|| As I will sell my Amiga1200, my next couple of collies ||-||
((-)) will most likely be made at my good, old Amiga500. Yes, ((-))
||-|| there still is life in it. Jadda, jadda, jadda. ||-||
((-)) ((-))
||-|| As I am writing this, my ass should have been at a party ||-||
((-)) called The Kindergarden IV, but the standard no-money- ((-))
||-|| prob showed up, and made me stay here (which is home...). ||-||
((-)) ((-))
||-|| Just a little request to all you ascii-painters who ||-||
((-)) read this (My guess: none) : Please write more text in ((-))
||-|| yer collies. I know collies originally was made to spread ||-||
((-)) the asciis to the requestors, but nowadays it have turned ((-))
||-|| out to be more than that. Collies should be fun to read. ||-||
((-)) Not just cool asciis, but also cool text. If you want ((-))
||-|| to be the ultimate ascii-maniac, then write some looooong ||-||
((-)) stories. At least you would rule my world. ((-))
||-|| ||-||
((-)) - Uncle Grimlock With The Grimcock ((-))
||-|| ||-||
((-)) ((-))
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I ' L L B E B A C K S O O N . . . P R E H A P S . . .
C A L L A L L T H O S E K O O L G R T A N D S H T B O A R D S !
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Wanna join Grotesticle? We are now looking for more coders!
You are not a coder? Well, you may give it a shot!
Call Grotesticle whq : G E N E T I C W A S T E
ehq : B A S I C I N S T I N C T
schq : C H E C K P O I N T
finhq : Z I L L I O N H O U R S
or these fine hq's : Artic Circle, BumbleBeeLand and Nausea
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This was a boring Comeback-After-Some-Months-Colly, wasn't it?
You expected a colly with lots of kool humour and fonkie asciis, ey?