- This poem is dedicated to Jesus -
- and the rest of you lovely gays! -
I drank a can of milk-white water
Then I touched my little daughter
I laughed her high-octave cries away
and said : "I'll rape you, if I may?"
She cried and yelled a little more
then, suddenly, Jesus came walking through the door
"Damn!", I said while pumping my Nelly
but then I noticed something smelly
Something white and rather thick
It was Jesus who had jerked his dick
Oh, man, you stupid fuck!
I guess I was out of luck
Cuz then I felt this gigantic pole
entering my little shit-hole
Too little for a man of his size
But yet I felt extremely nice
- Grimlock '95
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�mg g� very lamest crews around...
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�mg mg argh, do I have to mention them?
�mg�m �m yes?..but, they are so *LAME*!
g�mg�mg mg it won't be good for my reputation.
�mg� g�mg please, don't force me..
�mg� mg�m please??
g�mg g�mg pretty please?
�mg� g�mg
�mg� mg�m you are so cruel!
g�mg g�mg ..so dumb!
�mg� g�mg ..so evil!
�mg� �mg� ..so..so.. Playomobil!
mg�m g�mg
�mg� g�mg ok, then.. if you absolutely HAVE to
�mg�mg�m mg�mg�mg see those groups... here they come :
A dromedary (norwegian: dromedar) is running across
the mighty desert... and so am I.. Or am I? Tjoink!
This is me - yet again.. My 11th colly in my life,
and my 4th colly this month (august). My cat is
sleeping. Wonder if Enzos kat is doing the exact
same thing. I want to sleep myself, but I'll have
to finish this colly. Yups. Hmm, wonder if any of
you would've missed me if I stopped doing these
lame collies of mine? Quite interesting, really..
Or maybe it isn't? Mjau.. murr.. prrrroo..zinch!
Hey, by the way, if you are, or know, a good
swapper, then listen to this : Grotesticle are
in fact looking for a swapper!! Yups, this is your
chance to be a legodude! You see, Grotesticle have
coders, traders, sysops, ascii-dudes, gays, gfxians terminal
, musicians, tracers, lamers etc.. but we don't silence
have a good swapper! And we really need one now driving a
to spread the very-soon-2-come prods from us via stolen car --.
mail! .. okey? Contact me or any grt-member!!!!! |
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Hvis herr dromedar er glad, da er vel jeg en bie? ())))))))) |
Some of you don't like the norwegian in my collies, ())) <-'
and some of you (mostly scandinavians) do like it.. _()) ..___
What can I say? Should I say anything? Naaaaaah....(__ ) _ \
((\ (____)
I am hungry, tired and a bit lego. See you all in )) |_
Denmark (only 4 months left!)... Thanx to all those |_ ____/____
dudes who made long prefaces this month. To mention / _ /
some of them : U-Man & Gozz .... Keep on making / /________/
those loooooong prefaces! Sjallabais, vi h�rs! pow!_/ /
/ ___\___.
yours truly, Grimlock/Grt^Sht __/ |\ _
_\ \_________|_)___\\______
vroooooooooooooooooooom!!! \__________________________\
(___) (___)
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| /____ __ _
| ____.-._ ._//_/ //
| (________) | .___________________________________________________.
_!__| |__!_ | |
\ ___ _Oo_ ___ / | baffle liker ikke den nye stilen til Grimmen! |
\__/(____)\__/ | Det gj�r da ingen ting, han er jo tross alt fisk! |
�_/ __� \_ _ _____|___________________________________________________|
_|\__________/.
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/___________|g�m
._____________________.
| _ _ |
| (/) notice board (\)|
_____________________.___|__________.__________|_________________________.
| | |
| A mushroom is born! | credits for this pile of junk : |
| Keep on mushing!!!! | |
|_____________________| lame ascii-master..................grimlock (g�m) |
| | helping hands..........................gozz (gz!) |
| En liten gris | .....................................stylez (sYz) |
| slapp en liten fis | .................................herr b�ver (b�v) |
| Plootselig, helt | requestors...................................acid |
| uten forvarsel, | ...........................................baffle |
| kom det ein kis | .........................................cannibal |
| Takk og pris, sa | ...........................................citruz |
| den lille gris | .......................................count zero |
| som for�vrig slapp | .........................................cybergod |
| en meget liten fis | ........................................enzos kat |
| Vil du se min tis, | ...........................................joshua |
| sa den fremmede kis | ............................................macho |
| til den lille gris | .............................................magz |
| Hubbeli, ja.. plis, | ...........................................marwic |
| sa den lille gris | ..............................................msw |
| Den fremmede kis, | .............................................nup! |
| tok fram sin tis, | .......................................peacemaker |
| og viftet den i | ......................................purple haze |
| den kalde bris | ...........................................rahiem |
| som var kald som is | .........................................sealapex |
| den fremmede kis | ............................................skize |
| fikk syfilis | ............................................snike |
| n� var det han som | ..........................................webster |
| var den lille gris | moral suppe-pose-port................grt moimbers |
| | .........................a couple of sht moimbers |
| -grimlock '95! | ......................................neurodancer |
|_____________________|______________.____________________________________|
| | |
| Grotesticle tells you to look out | Simpsons har begynt p� TV3 igjen!! |
| these releases in the next months: | H�rte du det, herr Kingpin?? Jaaa! |
| - bbs intros - Ascii Collies | Filos in English?? Hmm...... well, |
| - nice intro - Poem collies | I'll consider it, Stylez! Luv you! |
|_____________________________.______|_____________________________.______|
|_____ |_____ | |
| __/_ | .__/_ | sopp |
|_/____\espect to : |_`____\reetings to | hatt |
| | | mann |
| phase/stylez/acidkid/fatal/ | AllGrotesticleAndShootMembas/Enzo/ | tiss |
| elfin!/mogue/stratos!/nup!/ | Kingpin/Jedi/Ace/PurpleHaze/Elfin/ | fint |
| jedi/zygote/u-man/behemoth/ | TerminalSilence/Marwic/Juletrefot/ | hepp |
| snuffy/skize/gozz/xcluziwe/ | PrinceOfThieves/Snake&Delboy/Kuen/ | joda |
| desoto/terminalsilence/pay/ | CurtCool/Neurodancer/Spin/Juice/�/ | fugl |
| chrombacher/juan/2fast/tbm/ | Woober/BuzzWhipe/Sealapex/m/Sharp/ | rart |
| zombie/tango/magz/count0+++ | EnzosKat/Sca/Pudding/Substance/fe/ | godt |
|_____________________________| Xcluziwe/Twister/Sunjammer/Slummy/ | synd |
| | Fuzz/Arcane/Madsen/Frenzy/G�ril/x/ | litt |
| 100$ a day, keeps Grim away | Partysnatcher/Frenzy/Raidern/Odin/ | katt |
|_____________________________| CountZero/Fatal/Mr.Z/TMS +therest! | bisk |
| | |____________________________________| snik |
| Contact our mail-whq : |mjau| | bein |
| |____| want to tell me something ??? | kult |
| Grotesticle WHQ | contact : | acid |
| Blunkeslettvn.5c | BasicInstinct/GeneticWaste/Checkpoint/ | nese |
| 1800 Askim | TotalPanic/BumbleBeeLand/ZillionHours/ | zalo |
| Norway | Nausea/SkyTower!/BodyCount/BrainCrash/ | natt |
|________________________| Asylum/Flashback/Midnite + ANYWHERE!!! | rose |
| | |_________________________________________| ball |
| Wanna swap with me? |en| | magz |
| Ask 4 my address... |zo| fill in : ............................. | h�nd |
|_____________________|__|_________________________________________| kose |
| | | sutt |
| GRT boards around the globe (at least a small part of it) : | ?? | dame |
| .________________|____| popp |
| Basic Instinct ++47-ONLY-4-LEGODUDES | | | fuzz |
| Bumble Bee Land ++47-ONLY-4-LEGODUDES | If I was you, I |///| fise |
| Genetic Waste ++47-ONLY-4-LEGODUDES | would've called |///| rope |
| Nausea ++358-ONLY-4-LEGODUDES | the boards to |///| lage |
| Zillion Hours ++358-ONLY-4-LEGODUDES | to the left!! |///| mate |
|____________________________________________|_________________|///| jage |
| | |///| tast |
| SHT boards around the corner : | En mann - Rart |///| h�ne |
| | To menn - Fint |___| .... |
| Trelli Ikojenia ++41-ONLY-4-MUSHROOMS | En Dame - Jas� | | fred |
| Sky Tower ++45-ONLY-4-MUSHROOMS | To Dams - B�sj |\\\| FRED |
| Genetic Waste ++37-ONLY-4-MUSHROOMS | RimsRamsKrums! |\\\| FFFF |
| Brain Crash ++49-ONLY-4-MUSHROOMS | Kan vi ikke |\\\| RRRR |
| Cosmic Circus ++49-ONLY-4-MUSHROOMS | bare akseptere |\\\| EEEE |
| Another World ++49-ONLY-4-MUSHROOMS | at vi er forskj |\\\| DDDD |
| Hallucinative Coma ++49-ONLY-4-MUSHROOMS | -ellige? Ja, |___| |
| Midnite ++61-ONLY-4-MUSHROOMS | takk, sa hun... | Fred, ja |
|____________________________________________|_________________|__________|
| |
| Asskisses to Roadhogz who really made my dreams come true.. Nightmares? |
|_________________________________________________________________________|
| | | |
| Available *Grotesticle* slogans : |bla| __ |
| |bla| ___ ./ \. ___ |
| - Hyggelige, Pene, Lett � hold rene |bla| \ (___|____|___) / |
| - Vi er ikke arrogante, vi har bare |bla| \______________/ |
| selvtillit |bla| |_.._| |
| - Homofile legomenn |bla| _(____)_ |
| - Stick two fingers up our ass, and |bla| _/.______.\_ |
| we will follow you ANYWHERE! |bla| \ | o | / |
| - Eri kivaa poppoota.. JoO! |bla| \|\____/|/g�m |
| - Ty�nn� kaksi sormea perseisiimme, |bla| |
| ja me seuraamme teit� kaikkialle |bla| To all of you who is ordering |
| - Yksi Kone, Yksi liideri, Kaksi |bla| "cool ascii dudes" from me : |
| kalaa |bla| Hey, I do not have a too |
| - Sy� makkaraa, se sy� auton |bla| colourful imagination, so |
| - me emme levit� aidsia, me |bla| PLEASE gimme more infos, oki? |
| loimme sen |___|_______________________________|
| - Other : ......................... | |
|_____________________________________|__t_h_a_n_x_4_r_e_a_d_i_n_g_d_i_z__|
this is the end...
almost, that is...
I just want to say sorry/unnskyld to these dudes :
Kingpin - for not having dedicated this colly to him
Kingpin - for writing those olm's
Kingpin - for not making legodudes anymore (soon I will)
Neurodancer - for asking too much about that letter
Acid - for not sending that money..yet
GRT members - for not releasing Asce in time
SHT members - for not knowing everybody..yet
Elfin! - for my messages
Ludde - for my behaviour at TG94
Sharp - for making that ascii in on of my last collies
Slummy - for being such a lazy swapper
All sysops - for not calling their boards too often
All inhabitans
on earth - for just being
