tHE mAN yOU lOVE tO hATE
tHE mAN yOU lOVE tO lOVE
thE mAN yOU hATE tO lOVE
tHE mAN yOU hATE tO hATE
tHE hATE yOU mAN tO lOVE
yOU mAN tO hATE tHE lOVE
lOVE hATE tHE tO yOU mAN
g r o t e s t i c l e
____________ ______________ ____________________
\ _ \ ___\________ /___\____ /
\ \_____\__ _ _ / _/_____ /_____________/
____\_____________\\\\__ / \ \g�m
/_________________\ ______/____________\ _______\
_ _ _ _ _ __________ _ _ _ _ _
\ \ \ \ \ ______/_/_/_/_/
beware! that one will \ \ \ \ \ / / / / /
piss you off after a \ \ \ \/ / / /
while! Just put it there \ \ / /
to get the file-size bigger! hah! \/
\\\\//// P r E - l e g o - f A c e :
_|___ __|_
____ \___/____/ ____ another day, another colly.. or it sure seems like
\ _ _ \o |_ �/ __ / it... I think I have released a colly every week
\_\\ (__) _ /_/ in June, and it looks like I'll keep ut the trads
\\______/\// in July.. argh.. I almost hate being so active,
_\________/_ maybe I am afraid you'll get bored of me, if you
./ (__) \. not already are.. or maybe I am afraid to get the
| _ / \ _ | famous burn-out. Well, I really want to slow down
| | / \ | | my activity, but I am afraid I can't manage that
\ _/ \ / \_ / at this moment. I just have to load CED 3.5, and
(____\ /____) make some asciis. Sure, I get sick of asciing
\_ \/ _/ every now and then, but in some days I am back
___ | || | ___ in my good old Cygnus Editor.. bah..
/ /_|__||__|_\ \ This time I have a new style..well, maybe it's not.
/________)(________\ I am sure somebody has a style which is very sim-
. ilar, and I am sorry if I've hurt someones feelings,
: but I believe everybody get more or less influenced by the collies
: they see. You can't help it! No matter how hard you try to develop
: a new style, some of the letters will be very similar to another one.
: I think it is in the make-a-new-style process an ascii-artist most
: easily can face the burn-out. But it's important to continue, and I
: think the style will develop into something "you" after some logos.
: A good style is not only a style which is cool to look at, it's also
: a style where you can see which artist who made it without looking
: at the tag. Anyway, that is my opinion, I would very much like to
: hear other ascii-maniacs point of views, as well. So please write me
: a messy in your collies or leave a messy on one of the boards listed
: downunder somewhere..
: I am also afraid none of you read this, cuz you see so much text,
: and you don't bear to read it. But I just think 3-4 line prefaces
: are just too lame! So to all you artists : write looooooooong
: prefaces. Hadet bra, alle dere legomenn..
:
`-- - - signed, Grimlock / Grotesticle and Shoot
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__ __ _ _ : another "xxx is coming online"
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : picture.. I like it..
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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____________|__________ __ _ \________|_________/ _ __ _________g�m___________
c o m i n g ____ ____ _____ ______ c o m i n g
o n l i n e (____\ (____ __(__ \_____) o n l i n e
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__ __ _ _ : too bad Acid doesn't use a
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : 'going offline' ascii.. usj.
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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: \ / / __/ \__ \ \ /
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: / ______________________ \
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g o i n g ____ ____ _____ ______ g o i n g
o f f l i n e (____\ (____ __(__ \_____) o f f l i n e
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__ __ _ _ : bodde det en liten og smart mann.
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : Men en dag fikk han vondt i sin tann
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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__ __ _ _ : Hvis jeg var gud, og du var meg,
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : da ville jeg drept deg!
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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.____ _____ __________ _____ _____ _____ _________
_|___/__ _\___ \ _____ /__\____\_\___/_ __\____\ ___ /
\______ \ / \ \ _/_ / \ \ / \ \ /__/_ b u r n i n g
| / \ / \ \___ \ / \ \ / \ \__ \ h e l l
|________\ ______\ _/_____\ _/_____\ _____\ _/_____\ ______\
g�m ____ .____ ________ _____ _ _____
.____________| |_____________ _|___/__ _\____ / / /
| .. | \_____ \ ____/ /_ __/_____ __/_____
| \___________________________/ | | / \\____/ \ \ \ \ \
|_______________________________| |__/_____\ _______\ ________\ ________\
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__ __ _ _ : Passopp fikk avslag. Han var jo fant
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : hanbrukte hver krone til t�v og tant
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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__ __ _ _ : Men s� gikk han inn for � l�re
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : et yrke, ja slik skal det v�re!
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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__ __ _ _ : Og siden dro han med lette skritt
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : regelmessig p� sparebankvisitt.
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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__________________________ _ ___/\____/\___ _ __________________________.
| (_|____/ \/ \____|_) |
| g e n e t i c / \ w a s t e |
!____________________________ _ (________) _ _____________________________!
/ \_|__||__|_/ \ g�m
grotesticle whq (_______)(_______) digital grafitti nhq
f r o m
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__ __ _ _ : Han hadde et yrke - et sted � bo
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : og n� fikk han: Ja - det kan du tro
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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__ __ _ _ : denne mannen er egentlig en klepto-
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : pedo-pyro-man(nen i gata).. javel?
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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__ __ _ _ : Hvis du var en str�mpe, og jeg
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : en agurk, ville livet v�rt suppe?
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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__ __ _ _ : als = authorized lego system
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : wanna be one? ask me for permission.
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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l e e c h e d f r o m
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|__\ /_|____|_______|______|m|__/\___|___\__|___/___|___\ _ ______| ____|
\/ authorized lego system
the lowlifes nhq - encore hq - super mario bros whq
++47-ONLY-4-LEGODUDES
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__ __ _ _ : En ting er sikkert : redningsvest!
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : En ting skal jeg ha sagt : p�lse!!
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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(( ) )) (
acid : vi dreper magz!! ofrer han til legoguden v�r!!
: .. p� en annen side s� var det du som var LAT!!!!
aerosoul : internet lames forever! ok, I will get an internet
: account.. I'll mail you something. Talk with
: Spin, will you?
arcane : how many do you swap with? Just wonder.. I have
: made you some asciis..at last! ehhe.. Why am I
: writing this messy in english? Aner ikke..
baffle! : velkommen til v�r varme hule! H�per du vil trives.
: V�re rompehull er tilgjengelige for deg 24 timer i
: d�gnet, vet du.. heehhe... smask!
blockhead : nice seeing you after all these years (..)!!
devil and raven : are you mad at me?? =) Reply the messy!
f�ss : daaa! daaa!! daaattaadara!!! hei..og baluba!
: Lykke til med livet og basen og alt annet som er
: viktig for deg!!!! "fres" on!! Tjooobiingss!
jedi : nice talking with you... by phone. Din herlige
: stavanger dialekt gikk rett inn i hjertet mitt.
: mail me a letter or something soon.
jesus : wanna swap?
juice : pussy-juice was always my favourite. stinking bad
: jokes on the internet rules..
kingpin : olms forever!! Vi M� bare release en dikt-colly
: en gang!! JA! Var det du eller jeg som sa majones?
krypton&lordchaos: nice being in the same group.. mail me something..
laimbrain : haps, din net-p�bel! :) Usa lady? Najs! Sjarm�ren!
ludde(r) : hei, min lille kosebamse.. heeh... hyggelig � ha
: deg med.. vi vil f� det artig, du og jeg!
magz : acid synes du er dum! det var faktisk acid som
: skulle spre de phukkins filene!! ..men p� en annen
: side s� var Daniel L�a�T!!! :)
niggerjack : koslig � ha deg med, alltid artig med nye senge-
: kamerater, if you know whaddam saying? thihi..
nirvana : heter du vana eller nirvana? selv synes jeg vana
: er kult, men p� en annen side er jeg mest vant til
: nirvana. jaja.. it's up to you.. tegn on!
nup! : Welcome! Duck Squad rules! So do you!! Cuteass! =]
per christian : hehe.. sukkett-sniffing makes you high, ey??
pudding : where are those mods you promised to send??
mormor og morfar : kan dere kj�pe melk og nugatti til meg??
neurodancer : I was very stressed the first time you called me.
: I was going to that party you know.. hehe.. call
: me back some day. Nice to see you at the Grt
: boards in Norway. Did you like the cd's I sent
: you??..and the tape?
slummy : woooah!! I got sooo turned on by you strip-show!
: Why didn't I bring a camera along with me? Oh,
: WHY?!?!?!? Vi vil ha mer! Vi vil ha mer!
stratos! : you are even more gay than I am!! �) Vi m� bes�ke
: Terminal Silence engang.. han har lyst p� deg..
superted : congratulations with the party-victory!! Du er
: virkelig en kosebamse i supermann drakt..
terminal silence : hehe.. anal-legodude-fucking rules.. 4000 lines?
no prob!! I'll just do as you did, include a
colly..or two. =)
traitor : Welcome!! Your board is now FINHQ! Sounds nice....
The rest : sorry.. but there's really no need for a messy this time..
protracker : neurodancer superted jorun laimbrain blockhead braintumour
cd/mc/lp : bob dylan jimi hendrix kraftwerk burzum the doors a.cooper
faith no more
live : some local bands
.-these are the--- - -
: _ . _ _, 03.07 - 02.08
: !\/� O \ / � __ (____
: � | � \/ l_ (_/_, __/ I watched during the making of this colly
: _ (like you care..)
`-----------------. .--.--------\/----------------------- - ---------- - :
: : :
A Bronx Tale :A/D:92: Robert De Niro, Lillo Brancato ( 4 )
Assassin, The :A/T:93: BridgetFonda,DermotMulroney,GabrielByrne (4/5)
Bad Girls : W :94: Andie MacDowell, Drew Barrymoore
: : : Madeline Stowe, Mary Stuart Masterson (4/3)
Blood Brothers : A :93: Clark Johnson, Mia Korf (3/2)
Blue Steel : T :89: Jamie Lee Curtis, Ron Silver (4/3)
Bodies,Rest&Motion : D :93: Tim Roth, Bridget Fonda, Eric Stoltz ( 4 )
Bodyguard, The :R/T:92: Kevin Costner, Whitney Houston, Gary Kemp (4/5)
Chaplin : D :9x: Robert Downey Jr, Antony Hopkins, (4/5)
: : : Dan Akroyd, James Woods, Kevin Kline
China Syndrome, The:T/D:79: Michael Douglas, Jane Fonda, Jack Lemmon (5/4)
Clear&PresentDanger: A :94: Harrison Ford, Anne Archer, Willem Dafoe (4/5)
Cobra : A :8x: Sylvester Stallone, Birgitte Nielsen ( 3 )
Coctail :C/D:88: Tom Cruise (4/5)
Curacao : T :93: George C. Scott, William Petersen (1/2)
Dave : C :93: Kevin Kline, Sigourney Weaver (4/5)
Dennis The Menace : C :93: WalterMatthau,MasonGamble,ChristopherLloyd(3/2)
Die Hard 3 :A/C:94: BruceWillis,SamuelL.Jackson, (5/6)
EdMcB. 87thPrecinct: T :95: Randy Quaid, Alec McArthur, Eddie Jones ( 4 )
Flinch : T :94: Judd Nelson, Gina Gershon, Nick Mancuso ( 4 )
Ford Fairlane :A/C:90: AndrewDiceClay,EdO'Neill,PriscillaPresley ( 4 )
Frank and Jesse : W :94: Rob Lowe, Bill Paxton (3/4)
GettingEvenWithDad : C :93: Macaulay Culkin, Ted Danson ( 4 )
Greedy : C :94: Michael J. Fox, Kirk Douglas, Nancy Travis( 5 )
Highlander 3 :Adv:94: Christopher Lambert, Mario Van Peebles ( 4 )
InterviewWithDaVamp: T :94: Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Christian Slater ( 5 )
In The Army Now : C :94: Pauly Shore, Lori Petty, David Alan ( 4 )
Kalifornia : T :93: Brad Pitt, Juliette Lewis, ( 4 )
: : : David Duchovny, Michelle Forbes
Little Odessa :A/T:94: Tim Roth, Edward Furlong, Moira Kelly ( 3 )
Malice : T :93: Alec Baldwin, Nicole Kidman, Bill Pullman (4/5)
Midnight Run :A/C:88: Robert De Niro, ( 5 )
Mr. Saturday Night :C/D:9x: Billy Crystal (4/3)
Mr.Wonderful :R/C:93: Matt Dillon (4/3)
Mrs. Parker and.. : D :94: Jennifer Jason Leigh, Matthew Broderick ( 4 )
MurderInDaHeartland:T/D:93: Tim Roth, Brian Dennehy, Randy Quaid ( 4 )
MusicOfChance,The :T/D:93: James Spader, Mandy Patinkin (4/3)
Natural Selection : T :93: C. Thomas Howell, Lisa Zane ( 4 )
Nattevakten : T :94: Don't remember ( 5 )
Night And The City :A/D:92: Robert De Niro, Jessica Lange ( 4 )
Party Animals : C :94: Jeremy Piven, Chris Young (3/2)
Pelican Brief, The : T :9x: Julia Roberts, Denzel Washington ( 5 )
PhiladelphiaExper.2:Adv:93: Brad Johnson (2/3)
Pr�t-�-Porter :C/D:94: Kim Basinger, Julia Roberts, Tim Robbins ( 4 )
Reality Bites :R/D:94: Winona Ryder, Ethan Hawke, Ben Stiller ( 5 )
Ricochet : T :91: Denzel Washington, John Lithgow, Ice T ( 5 )
Robocop 3 :A/F:93: Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Robert Burke (3/4)
Robocop - The Pilot:A/F:94: Richard Eden, Cliff De Young, Yvette Nipar(2/3)
Serial Mom : C :94: Kathleen Turner, Ricki Lake, Sam Waterson (5/4)
Silent Fall : T :94: RichardDreyfuss,LindaHamilton,JohnLithgow (5/4)
Striking Distance : T :93: Bruce Willis, Sarah Jessica Parker (4/5)
Talk Radio : D :88: Eric Bogosian, Alec Baldwin, Ellen Greene (5/4)
Teenwolf : C :85: Michael J. Fox, James Hapton (1/2)
ThreeMusketeers,The:A/K:93: CharlieSheen,KieferSutherland,OliverPlatt (3/2)
Unforgiven : W :92: ClintEastwood,GeneHackman,MorganFreeman ( 5 )
WarOfTheRoses, The : C :89: MichaelDouglas,KathleenTurner,DannyDeVito (4/5)
WeekendAtBernies 2 : C :9x: Don't remember (4/3)
WhereTheDayTakesYou:A/D:92: Laura Flynn Boyle, Sean Astin (3/4)
With Honors :C/D:93: Joe Pesci, Brendan Fraser, Moira Kelly ( 5 )
: : : Patrick Dempsey, Josh Hamiltion
Wrong Man, The : T :92: JohnLithgow,RosannaArquette,KevinAnderson ( 3 )
YoungAmericans, The: T :93: Harvey Keitel, John Wood, Keith Allen ( 2 )
A = Action F = Futuristic T = Thriller
Adv = Adventure H = Horror W = Western
C = Comedy M = Musical SF = Science Fiction
D = Drama R = Romantic (x) = Rate
"RitzCrackers"
________________. .________________.
| |ritz crackers er salte| |
| |men noks� gode| |
| |hva med pepper?, sa mor| |
| |det var bare en okse sa far| |
|________________|okse, skrek petrus, og gjemte seg|________________|
________________ jeg melket feil sa lola.________________
| __ |juret var en tiss, og fysj'a meg| __ |
| _________/ |det var vondt men godt| _________/ |
| / |rart, i grunn.. lille meg| / |
| /______________|det var samme farge| /______________|
|________\ n� er jeg ei lenger trang|________\
________________.m� sa kua.________________.
| |kua, sa petrus, var det ikke en okse?| |
| _ _ |men oxo en okse| _ _ |
| / .. \ |okse, ja, og kl�dde seg hardt| / .. \ |
|/______________\|men ikke for hardt|/______________\|
|________________|faren til petrus hadde bart|________________|
_________________men gjorde ikke noe for oksen._________________
| __ /oksen hadde ei en bart| __ /
| _________/ / men tom for melk| _________/ /
| / / mustasjen falt av i en fei| / /
| /___________/__.melkbart sa far| /___________/__.
|________________|og slo petrus i magen|________________|
____ ___________.og i hodet.____ ___________.
| \\_____ |to ganger| \\_____ |
| _\ __ / |til hodet var mykt| _\ __ / |
| \ \\// |mykere enn en madrass| \ \\// |
| \ \/ |enn en svamp| \ \/ |
|______\ /______|enn en annen svamp|______\ /______|
_______\/_______.og det likte far._______\/_______.
| |faren er i far, sa farfar| |
| |sa oldfar| |
| |men oldfar var d�d for mange herrens �r| |
| |men man h�rte hans stemme alikevel| |
|________________|mmmmm......ritz crackers, ja.....|________________|
__ __
\ /diktet handler om krigen i bosnia, hvor kua representer bosnia,\ /
\ / og petrus representerer serbia.. krigen gjenspeiler \ /
\/ seg i ritz crackers. Den dype meningen finner dere ved � skrive \/
/\ om diktet til gammel-gotisk, lese det baklengs og analysere det /\
/ \ utifra resultatet dere da f�r. / \
/ __\NO^SHIT�NO^SHIT�NO^SHIT�NO^SHIT�NO^SHIT�NO^SHIT�NO^SHIT�NO^SHIT/__ \
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| (_|____/ \/ \____|_) |
| g e n e t i c / \ w a s t e |
!____________________________ _ (________) _ _____________________________!
/ \_|__||__|_/ \ g�m
grotesticle whq (_______)(_______) digital grafitti nhq
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