Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it,
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
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aTMOSPHERE }-R2UA!
nIGHT tOWN }-R2UA!
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tHE aLTAR oF sACRIFICE }-R2UA!
mYSTICAL pLACES }-R2UA!
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[.tOTAL cONFUSION.]
[.....cYCLONE.....]
[.tHE lAST rESORT.]
[.rUINS oF wISDOM.]
[....eSTA lOCO....]
[.wORLD oF eLITE..]
[.sOUTHERN tRIBE..]
[...nIGHT tOWN....]
Ahh.. fuck it! I hate making indexes (sounds like a dissease eh?!)
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Madam, without you, life would be like a broken pencil... pointless! |
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What does 'it' mean in the sentence "What time is it?" ? |
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Do you have lysdexia? |
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Jesus died for your sins. Make it worth his time. |
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Sex is like a bridge game; |
if you have a good hand no partner is needed. |
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[eCS/tRSI/tRSI!] [aSTRO/mOVEMENT!]
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If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. |
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If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft. |
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Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist. |
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I know where I'm going... I just can't remember how to get there. |
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You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks. |
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Nothing is better than Sex. |
Masturbation is better than nothing. |
Therefore, Masturbation is better than Sex. |
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I'd like to meet the man who invented sex |
and see what he's working on now. |
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Don't put off for tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy |
it today you can do it again tomorrow. |
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You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you |
can with just a kind word. |
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If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.|
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College is like a woman; you work so hard to get in, |
and nine months later you wish you'd never come. |
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I doubt, therefore I might be. |
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sPeCIAL.tHaNKS.2.: rADAVI/eFFECT!
(Thnx For The Wicked Quotes Man!!!)
aNd.2.: dELITE/lPS/cRY!
(For the xtra askii!)
And yez... I've forgotten some boards & requests, but I just didn't feel
like making any more 2day!
So all you other guys will get them via pv-msg!
Sorry, but I feel like shit (not that I know how it feels!)
(well, my shoes do! .. but sadly enuff,
I haven't trained them to speak yet!)
(which is strange when you think of it.... training shoes...:)
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� I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, �
: I sleep all night and I work all day. :
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Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay, |
| He sleeps all night and he works all day. |
� �
: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, :
� I go to the lavatory. �
� On Wednesdays I go shopping �
: And have buttered scones for tea. :
| |
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, |
| He goes to the lavatory. |
� On Wednesdays he goes shopping �
: And has buttered scones for tea. :
| |
Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay, |
| He sleeps all night and he works all day. |
� �
: I cut down trees, I skip and jump, :
� I like to press wild flowers. �
� I put on women's clothing, �
: And hang around in bars. :
| |
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, |
| He likes to press wild flowers. |
� He puts on women's clothing, �
: And hangs around in bars. :
| |
Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay, |
| He sleeps all night and he works all day. |
� �
: I cut down trees, I wear high heels, :
� Suspendies and a bra. �
� I wish I'd been a girlie, �
: Just like my dear pappa. :
| |
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels? |
| Suspendies...and a bra? |
� �
: ...he's a lumberjack and he's okay, :
� He sleeps all night and he works all day. �
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� ...he's a lumberjack and he's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY.�
� He sleeps all night and he works all day. �
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