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Joe: I guess dinner and a blow job's out of the question.
Molly: I guess.
Joe: We'll forget dinner...
- From the movie Cadillac Man
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Q: What is the primary objective of a street gang member?
A: To pronounce the word "motherfucker" in one syllable.
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| when i'm alone in my room sometimes i stare at the wall |
| and in the back of my mind i hear my conscious call |
| telling me i need a girl who's as sweet as a dove |
| for the first time in me live, i see i need love |
| there i was giggling about the games |
| that i have played with many hearts and i'm not saying no names |
| then the thought occured, tears drops me my eyes burns |
| i said to myself look what you have done to her |
| i can feel it inside i can't explain how it feels |
| all i know is that i never dis another raw deal |
| playing make believe pretending that i'm true |
| hoping in my laugh is to say that i love you |
| saying no more kissing you on the ear |
| whispering i love you and i'll always be here |
| although i often remenese i can't believe that i found |
| a desire for true love floating around |
| inside my soul because my soul is cold |
| one half of me deserves to be this way till i'm old |
| but the other half, needs affection and joy |
| and the love that is created by a girl and a boy |
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| i need love |
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| i need love |
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| romance, seeing the light how sweat |
| i got to find me a girl to make my life complete |
| you can scratch my back we'll get cozy and huddle |
| i lay down my jacket so you can walk over a puddle |
| i give you a rose pull out your chair before we eat |
| kiss you on the cheek and say oh girl you're so sweat |
| it's deja-vu whenever i'm with you |
| i can go on forever telling you what i do. |
| but where you at, you neihter here nor there |
| i swear i can't find you anywhere |
| damn sure ain't in my closet or under my rug |
| this love search is really making me bug |
| and if you know who you are why dont you make yourself seen. |
| take the chance worth my loving if you know what i mean |
| fantasy's can run but they can't hide |
| and when i find you gonna pour all my love inside |
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| i need love |
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| i need love |
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| i wanna kiss you hold you never scoulse you just love you |
| suck on your neck gouress you and rub you |
| cry, moan and never be alone |
| if you're not standing next to me you're on the phone |
| can't you hear it in my voice, i need love bad |
| i got money but love is something i never had |
| i need your ruby red lips sweet face and all |
| i love you more then a man whos ten feet tall |
| i watch the sunrise in your eyes |
| we're so in love when we hug we become paralized |
| our body's exposed in extacy unreal |
| you're as soft as pillow and i'm as hard as steal |
| it's like a dreamland, i can't lie i never been there |
| maybe this is an experience that me and you can share |
| cleaning unsoil yet sweaty and wet |
| i swear to you this is something i never forget |
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| i need love |
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| i need love |
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| see what i mean, i've changed them no longer |
| a playboy on the run i need something thats stronger |
| friendship, trust out of respect admiration |
| this whole experience has been such a revelation |
| it has tought me love and how to be a real man |
| to always be considerate and do all i can |
| protect you you're my lady and you mean so much |
| my body tingles all over from the slightest touch of your hand |
| and understand i'l be frozen in time till we meet face to face |
| and you tell me you're mine |
| if i find you girl, i'll swear i be a good man |
| i'm not gonna leave it, in destiny's hand |
| i can't sit and wait for my princess to arrive |
| i gotta struggle and fight to keep my dream alive |
| i search the whole world for that special girl |
| when i finally find you watch our love on furl |
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| i need love |
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| i need love |
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| girl listen to me |
| when i'be sitting in a room all alone |
| staring at the wall fantasies they go through my mind |
| i've come to realize, i need true love |
| and if you're wanna give it to me girl make yourself seen |
| i'll be waiting, i love you |
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BOY: You want to play Pearl Harbor?
GIRL: OK. How do you play?
BOY: I'll lie down and be Pearl Harbor, and you come along and blow
the hell out of me.
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So what if the designs suck
So what if the phonebill is high again
So what if I used stuff from other people
So what if this is not really an ascii-collection
I had fun making it, that's what counts!
I used stuff from: - �Mt
- vC!/whatever
- Mo!
- sD
- sTw
- rN!
- 2F/(!
Music played while making:
- several cool modules
- Oasis (What's the story morning glory)
- Klein Orkest (beste van)
- L.L.COOL J. (I Need Love)
"Do women know about shrinkage?"
"What do you mean, like laundry?"
"No..."
"Like when a man goes swimming... Afterwards..."
"It shrinks?"
"Like a frightened turtle."
"Why does it shrink?"
"It just does."
"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
- George, Elaine and Jerry, in "The Hamptons"
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To all DS! dudes I would like to say that I am leaving this group.
There is simply no point in me being a member, there used to be a point
but that point simply faded away, for numerous reasons.
Anyway, keep on doing what you are doing,
I will read all the collections that will be released.
I had fun while I was a member, and I was damn proud of it!
This groups really kicked ass, but the cewlness just is no more.
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Orlingo : Maak dat verhaal, ik wil het!
Mortimer : Too bad we could not meet, hope to make it up this summer!
Scarface : Ik heb 145kb aan seinfeld quotes....
Hydra : Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."
Kim : Stephan verdient jouw niet, jij moet gewoon het Houten speeltje
worden...
Muaddib : Komen deze Houten, en nu echt een keertje!
Fury : Next time tell me when you go to a strip-bar!
Others : Sorry, dont have the inspiration right now to write bundles of
text, I did that in my previous text.
If you are offended by my previous textfile, sorry, I was just
writing what I thought at that time, and I still think the same
about most of the things I wrote...
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