o1.. words from .prophet. sNUFFY
o2.. rubbish by vEGARD the melon
o3.. what about the Orb, anyway?
o4.. aZKII�pROVIDENCE! rESPECTS!
o5.. aZKII�pROVIDENCE! rEQUESTS!
o6.. aZKII�pROVIDENCE! cOMMENTS!
o7.. mSG++ fROM .prophet. sNUFFY
o8.. pOEM N' sOME oTHER bULLSHIT
sNUFFY rETURN wITH aN aZKII cOLLECTION wHICH bREAKS aLL
bOUNDARIES aND tAKES yOU tHROUGH a MIND blASTIN' tRANCY
aCID hOUSE wORLD oF cOLORS aND nEW viBES!?
oR jUST tHE USUAL sTUFF!..
aNYWAY, tHE iNTRODUCTION sOUNDED
gOOD oR wHAT?! iNTRODUCIN'
iNTRODUCIN'(tRY sAY IT lOUD aS a
tV-HOST...) sNUFFY! I lOOK
fORWARD tO tHE SUMMER... IT
IS SOOOO FUCKING cOLD oUTSIDE!
bAH! I HATE IT! wHAT hAVE i
dONE lATELY oF INTERREST fOR
yOU tHEN? nOTHIN' aND nOTHIN'!!
i gUESS! bUT, I'll wRITE aLOT
oF tHINGS hERE aNYWAY! yOU kNOW
tHERE wAS A sO-cALLED rAVE iN
gRIMSTAD wHERE
<<>>pANGAEA/vTOl^gRIMSTAD
AMBIENCE<<>> pLAYED
lIVE...tHAT'S ME aND
vEGARD/bABE^mELON aND a PC gUY +
sUBSTANCE/iLLUSION. oFCOURSE I'M
NOT tHE MAIN mUSICAN aS I HAVE
NO SYNTH nOR pC aT hOME! bUT
I dO sOME sHIT aNYWAY...? I'll
hOPEFULLY bUY a sOUNDCARD FOR MY
rOTTEN oLD 286... aBOUT tHIS
pARTY, iT wAS REALLY lOUSY
oRGANIZED! iT SUCKED! wE dID
nEARLY aS mUCH oRGANIZE aS tHE
oRGANIZERS bECAUSE tHEY dIDn'T
hAVE wHAT wE aND tHEY nEEDED!
bAH! aS sUBSTANCE sAID > "This
is jUST like tHE gATHERING 95!"
aNYWAY tHE pANGAEA lIVEACT wAS
sUPERIOR :) bRAGGING iS gOOD fOR
yOUR hEALTH!! hEHE... aND tHE
mUSIC tHE "DJ" pLAYED wHERE OK,
sO thERE wHERE fEW pEOPLE tHERE,
bUT wE hAD a oK! tIME... bAH! aS
sOME oF yOU mIGHT hAVE nOTICED i
aM nOT aT tHE gATHERING 96..BAH!
sO I gREET tHOSE pRESENT aT tG96
wHO aRE lOOKIN' fOR ME... I'll
mEET yOU soME oTHER TIME!,aNYWAY
dAMN! gIVE ME MONEY!
wELL, tHAT wAS a SENTENCE dIRECTLY fROM mY sOUL! ;)
eNJOY tHIS cOLLECTION aND READ aLL tHE tEXT fOR mAXIMUM pLEASURE!
mUSIC sUPPORT fOR tHIS cOLLECTION: gRIEG, bEETHOVEN ...
J�rund hater meg ! Han kaller meg en lammiss,
eller no'. Men JEG har sett fremtiden, JEG vet
hva som vil skje, JEG er den store profitt !!!
FUCK, what am I to write about to day. Living on
my own, I miss mother and phater. So far so out !
Where did my co-co go (go) ? Hmm, what can I
attack, who can I dis now ? Who deserves a hard
time ? ... Probably myself. Ok, here's the
punishment of me : I hate you, you can't spell
right, your hair is ugly and your girlfriend hates
you !! You lying bastard, playing God and judging
other innocent scene members !!! YOU ARE
PATHETIC. Boy, that hurts, but I, I get over it !
I am not a pathetic loser like all you cry babys
out there. He he he ... You feel that I threat
you unfair, just because your losers !!! (Well I
probably do) ... More words, I can hear you
suffer ! Yakketi yak ... But after all, you're
my wonderwall ! I'll give you wall, straight in
your face ! Lame things: Death Metal ... what
the hell (he he) is this ??? I whatched MTV's
Head Bangers Ball, I guess this wasn't real Death
thingies, but it was enough. I didn't see no
ball(s) and there were alot of wanabe goth punks
running around screaming silly words about Lucifer
here and there. Fuck you losers !!! Thin wossys
trying to be hard, YOU LOOK SILLY, all your fans
are weak people !!! Only good thing is their
messages about suicide, hopfully they'll all kill
themselves soon ! Leave the real Goth Punks to be
gothic and you wossys can run around in your
playgrounds at home, ok ??? BAUHAUS, BAUHAUS !!!
Well, actually they suck, but they're real.
Anyway, can't we all just be friends? Gimme' a
hug honney ! Give inn, give out, GIVE UP ! Buy
the swedish sucking machine, best mastrubator
since vacum cleaner ... kin-k-iii ! I have
actually made a GOOD (I aint kiddin') dinner now !
Maybe my cooking book will come soon...
(including pizza ala babe ... don't try this !!!)
Jenter er s�test nedentil synes jeg. Gutter er
stygge, derfor driver de med data, for der kan de
glemme hvor stygge de er (Hvorfor tror du de fant
opp cyber sex ???) Do you remeber Radio Saigon ???
Then you're old, I don't. Plymouth ... I just
felt like writing that. IT"S ALIVE !!! CHaOS,
HavoC, AnARChy, flOWErS ... I hate flowers,
they're so fragile, just like you and me !!! Bye,
and sleep well ...
i n t e r r e s t i n g
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tHE oRB
wHAT aBOUt THE ORB?
My eNGLISH tEACHER MET tHEM iN uSA. mY ENGLiSH
tEACHER nORMALLY lIVE IN USA...! sHE mET tHEIR
PROMOtOR aT A BAR iN SAN FRANSISCO... sHE wENT
wITH hIM tO hIS pLACE WHERE tHE ORB WAS... mY
ENGLiSH tEACHER dIDN'T kNEW a THING aBOUT tHEM..
sO, sHE DECIEDED nOT tO FOLLOW THEM TO a RAVE
iN nEVADA! I wROTE ABOUT wHAT tHE oRB hAVE
aCCOMPLISHED dURING tHEIR cAREER aT A tEST...
tHEN sHE SAY tHAT sHE MET THE ORB iN uSA aT tHE
eND oF OUR eNGLISH lESSON, aND I AND VEGARD jUST
sAiD "WHAT??? wOOOWWW!" hEHE... qUITE FUNNY..
bTW:OUr eNGLISH tEACHER IS QUITE YOUNG!?!!
i wISH I MEET THE ORB! oNE DAY!..
p r o p h e t
.s.n.u.f.f.y.
i n t e r r e s t i n g
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|fOR tHIS COLLECTION i iNTRODUCED A NEW STYLE |
|wHICH I LIKE iN a WAy, bECAUSE I cOULD mAKE |
|tHEM lOGOs qUITE SMALL, whICH mAKES IT EASIER|
|fOR ME. i hAVE DEVELOPED sEVERAl stYLES, aND |
|I nEVER KNOW WHAT sTYLE i'll uSE fOR a aZKII |
|tHEREFOR I oFTEN cHANGE oR MODIFY mY StYLE |
|tHIS RESULt iN A dESIGN bASED oN pURE LUCK ;)|
|bUT i LIKE iT... I dON't lIKE mAKING aBCDEFGH|
|..uND SO WEITER So i kNOW THAT I AM ABLE TO |
|mAKE ALL tHE LETTERS, wHAT'S tHE USE? iF iT |
|dON'T FIT... cHANGE THE STYLE ... wOW! hARD!?|
|NOOOO.. wHAT hAVE COME oUT oF mY COLLECTIONS?|
|fUNNy TEXT aND lOTSA cRAP.. dURING mY AZKII |
|tIME i'VE MADE oVER 40k wITH RAW FUSION lOGOS|
|.. hMMM! aND gOD KNOWS HOW MANY tHAT i wOULD |
|hAVE tROWED AWAy tODAY... aZKii iS A gLOBAL |
|tHING tHAT PC-gUYS dON'T SEEM tO UNDERSTAND|
|.. mAYbE iT'S ONLy tHE GUYS I KNOW.. oR......|
|bUT tHE pC hAVE THESE FANTASTIC aNSIs...whOA!|
|i hAVE THOUGHT OF DEVELOP SUCH sKILLs wITH mY|
|286.. bUT I NEvER hAVE sOME SPARE tIME. bAH!!|
|sTAY hEAlTHY & rElEASE SOMETHING gOOD... |
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�sIZE: kULT aT dU KALTE DEG pROPHET eN GANG i tIDEN, dET vAR vEL n�R jEG bARE
vAR bARNET? hehe... sTAKKARS lILLE �yVIND.. bARE 17 �R ...bARE 8 m�NEDER
tIL jEG BLIR 18!!!! pOKKER! d�rlig timing fra mine foreldres side...
nAH.. sYND aT dU lA nED!? mEN mEN... vI sNAKKES - jEG rINGER nOK eN dAG!
�gRIMLoCK: mAKE ME SOME BIG cUTE b�BOYS lOGO stUFF.. oK? fLERE DIKT?
hER ER eT dIKT sOM hYLLER aLLE hARDT aRbEIDENE aSCII aRTISTER, dVS.
JEG oG dEG! lES oG gR�T! lEV oG v�R sNILL! v�R SOM oSS!? ;)
the drum
the beat
the rythum
in my feet
have you heard
this poem
then your
showcase just
embark
embark on a
mission
embark before
dark
yawn!
what's up on
the neighbors
lawn!
a cocky guy
stink
cocky is bad
bah!
brag brag
it's azkii time
-sNUFFY
�MUTE: h�PER dU iKKE ER VElDIG sINNA fORDi dU IKKE St�R i rESPECt sAKEN?!
sAKEN eR AT bARE dE ULTIMATE kJEMPE hELTENE St�R DER! oK!? nO hARM!
�vEGARD: hMMM, mAt MAT! MAT!! BTW:kJ�R MEG TIL SKOLEN!
�aCID: hVORDAN g�R DET? eR IKKE DETTE iNtRESSANt?!
�uNMAD: stakkar... telefonregninger er ondt!! jeg ringer sikkert ...!
�gODfATHER: cOLLyn din var jo ok den... snart flere? (ehh..med ditt tempo?!:)
�gRIMLOCK: jIMI mIN bRODER (mY mAIN hOMIE .. ?!? hVA?!) - sIER aT dU eR FLINK..
oG aT DU M� V�RE iNN i PORNO FILMER? hmmm... tENkER NOK dET!?!
SNUFFY and VEGARD introduce "a RECIPE fOR dISASTER!"
iN tHE FOLLOWINg aZKII cOLLECtIONS fROM mE, iF I rELEASE SOMETHING..?!
tHERE wILL BE fOOD RECIPES.. uNTIL nOW, wE havE hAd 1 nICE aND cOSY mEAL..
pAStA fOREVER! aND wE HAVE EXPERIENCED sEVERAL dISGUSTING mEALS!
tHESE nICE mEALS wE wILL sHARE WITH yOU! yES, bECAUSE tHIS IS fOOD tHE WAY iT
shOULD bE! nO jUNK.. oR jUST jUNK!!? lOOK fORWARD tO iT!
