wE'RE fUNKY
WE'Re gROOOOOOOOOVY
wE COULD hAvE bEEN hINDUS
wE cOULD hAVE BEEN fROM rOSEWELL
wE'RE
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<=> dANN gING DER H�MMEL AUF! <=> .
aNOThER DISCo tUNE! .
yEAH! sTAND tOGETHER aND gET tHE FUNKy FEELIN'
tODAY wE'LL dO sOME cOMERCIAL fOR tHE mAGIC bBS cALLED >RAW FUSION<
tHE BBS tHAT hAVE a REAL fEELIN'.. nOTHIN' bEAT tHE aTMOSPHERE!
fOR yOU gUYS wHO hAVEN't dIALED RAW FUSION yET.. dO IT!-> +47 38198097
rOCKIN! rOCKIN! rOCKIN! rOCKIN! rOCKIN! rOCKIN! rOCKIN! rOCKIN! rOCKIN!
rAW fUSION iS sUPERIOR! sTAND BACK aND fEEL tHE gROOVE!
wELL, eNOUGH cOMERCIAL! hMMM. lATELY, I'VE sEEN sO mUCH cRAP! fILMS!
I wOULD LIKe tO SEE SOME rEAL oRIGINAL mOVIES, bUT eVERYTHIN' jUST sUCK!
bUT, wHAT cAN I DO!? hMM... mAKE ME oWN mOVIE ? hEHE.. nO EQUIPMENT...
RIGHT nOW I lISTEN tO KLF, iT RULE! oLD lP-sINGLEs... YEAH!!
KLF... gIVES ME SWEET MEMORIES ... 6th gRADE ... scHOOL ... fUN ...
nOW I GO IN 2ND gRADE.. bUT rEALLY iT iS 11TH gRADE ... ?! oR SOMETHIN'...
tHAT mEANS thIS MUSIC iS 5 yEARS oLD aTLEAST!? wOW! sTILL KICK ASS!!!
wELL, aNYWAY tHIS TEXT GONNa END hERE, sTILL tHERE WILL bE mORE tEXT
fURTHER dOWN iN tHIS cOLLECtION
cHECK tHE DISCO fOOTWORK!
wELL, IF I uSED A MODEM REGULARY I'D rELEASE a cOLLY eVERY dAY jUST
bECAUSE I lIKE dOIN' tHESE cOLLIES! iT'S fUN! aND i CAN SPREAD mY pOSTIVE
wORDS... wHAT? aLWAYS wRITIN' tHESE tEXTS tHAT nO ONE uNDERSTAND, I mEAN!
aNYWAY... I wILL cERTAINLY bE BACK wITH MORe gREAT aZKII wORK! <= I LIKE
tO BRAG aBOUT mY aZKIIs... ;) nAHH! i'D lIKE tO tELL yOU whO iS tHE
bEST aRTIST iN sCENE? wELL... eVERYBODY tHAT rElEASE sOMETHIN' sOMEONE
lIKE iS tHE bEST! tHAT mAKES uS ALL tHE BEST, sINCE <sOME> wILL lIKE yOUR
sTUFF nO mATTER wHAT! tHE dIVERSITY iN tASTE aRE wIDE.. eY, mY eNGLISh AIN'T
tHE bEST aT tIMES! hMMM... ALL thIS tEXT cAUSED bY tHAT fIRST sENTENCE...
---> I cONTROL THE DIVINE ORDER OF THINGs - sNUFFY! <---
tODAY I gOT mY fIRST tEST iN "pSYKOLOGI" bACK.... I gOT tHE GRADE 5...
tHE bEST iS 6... And tHE tEACHER sAID tHAT I hAD TALENT fOR tHESE tHINGS!!
jIPPI!, fINALLY aFTER SO mUCH CRAP aND sHIT sOMETHING wENT WELL! hEHE!!
I'd BE mORE hAPPy iF sCHOOL wERE aBOLISHED, bUT tHIS IS cLOSE...;)
jUST nOW I AM CHiLLIN tO SOME AMBIENT tEKKNO cD wHICH I HAVE bORROWED fROM
vEGARD/mELON^bABE wHO aCTUALLy lIKE tEKKNO aND HAVE dONE SO fOR A LOOOOONNNg
tIME! hE HAVE mADE SEVERAL tEKKNO tUNES oN hIS BELOVED aMIGA 500, bUT
eXPERIENCING tHAT tEKKNO ON a AMIGA sUX, aND I AGREE... bUT rEAL tEKKNO
kICK ASS! wE(PANGAEA/vTOL) wILL PLAY aT SOME RAVEs iN THE FUTURE, sO
bE READY!!! kiCK ASS! bUT tOMORROW I'll HAVE THIS *FUCKING* nORWEGIAN
tEST iN "nORR�NT" sHiT! sHIT! wELL, I'll sURVIVE sOME wAY!
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As I sit here, sipping to my coffe which I
don't really enjoy (but H�vard forces me to
drink it) Snuffy hand me the keys ... So,
who's the victim today? Let me think ...
Actually I think I'll be a nice guy today !
So I'll whish Snuffy all the best on his
birthday today (I hope the condom soon will
be used ... or something !) 'Boy all this
sex talk ! Hmm, another mouth to kiss
another neck to hug ! Be nice to each other,
or be like me ! I'm an asshole. Hmm, todays
latest : The whole "illegal" section of
Scoopex is KICKED due to lameness Sorry
Stratos, some people have got what it takes
to make it to the top ... Some don't !!! HE
HE HE !!! There, no more coffee left. So
what's all this BABE stuff about ? Are we so
girlie-a-like that we gotta rip off an East
17 name ? Yepp, probably ... But watch it,
we got close conections to the Xanadu Zyko
Forz, so don't fuck with us !!! (Get me
point, lad ?) I also want to say hello to my
friends in : Babe, Melon, Spaceballs and
Andromeda. And to this new fellah, Zack/Neo
(or something like that) he seemed like a
nice guy ! Here's a little Pizza hint :
Don't EVER let me and Snuffy make your Pizza,
the word lousy isn't even close, we really
really S U C K, when it comes to making Pizza
anyway. Hmm, guess who's gonna provide the
food at TG96 ... He he he ... It's a
nightmare, isn't it ??? Hmm, I heard this
crazy story about a man called Grimlock, he
claimed that he woke up late at night, he
says that he was wakened by himself jerking
off !!! Maybe you are a nice guy anyway !!!
(Like your stylee ... but sincerly your
group ... hmmm ... ok, let's call it a day
!) Anyway, I must greet my girlfriend, even
though she never will read this. Poor, poor
�yvind ... got no girlie ... use your
hands, Snuffy :) Have you ever tried using
your hand while you lay down at the floor in
your shower, with really, really hot water
??? Neither have I, but it does sound kind
of exciting, eh ? (Shut it you kinky
motherf.....) Ok, I haven't got anything more
to say, except for: Med Bamsemums i munnen
og pels p� knaggen !!! Tjo hei.
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