Subj : wtf Canada?
To   : Shitty
From : Ogg
Date : Wed Feb 10 2021 12:41 am

Hello Shitty!

** On Monday 08.02.21 - 10:47, Shitty wrote to mseifert:

S> FedEx delivered a package to me that wasn't mine. I tried to
S> call them to tell them about it, and their phone greeting
S> goes like this:

S> "Thanks for calling FedEx. If you're package is late, it's
S> due to covid-19."

Was there an excuse for parcels that were delivered but not
yours?

S> It's hilarious. Covid-19 isn't funny, but it's funny that I
S> can apologize for just about anything and blame it on covid-
S> 19.

S> "I apologize for stealing your car - it's due to covid-19."

That's about right!  :/

I use it when I arrive at my shop late, or if I choose to close
early, or if I need an excuse for a late delivery.  <G>  Lot's
of fun. We've never had it so good, so to speak.





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