Subj : Re: wtf Canada?
To   : mseifert
From : Shitty
Date : Mon Feb 08 2021 10:47 am

ms> arrive until the 1st of Feb.  They said, covid and christmas order were
ms> to blame.... more like lazy postal employees.  How about they hire more

FedEx delivered a package to me that wasn't mine. I tried to call them to tell
them about it, and their phone greeting goes like this:

"Thanks for calling FedEx. If you're package is late, it's due to covid-19."

It's hilarious. Covid-19 isn't funny, but it's funny that I can apologize for
just about anything and blame it on covid-19.

"I apologize for stealing your car - it's due to covid-19."

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