Subj : Aggression Cookies
To : All
From : Ben Collver
Date : Tue Oct 03 2023 13:05:18
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Title: Aggression Cookies
Categories: Cookies, Desserts
Yield: 180 Cookies
1 tb Baking soda
3 c Brown sugar
3 c Flour
3 c Butter
2 Eggs
6 c Oatmeal
She said it is a Peg Bracken recipe, and Peg stated "However, these
are the best-tasting as well as the fastest, easiest and cheapest
cookies I ever ran into, and I wouldn't say such a thing unless I
meant it. The Community Mental Health Center at St. Lawrence Hospital
in Lansing, Michigan, printed it, in the hope of channeling some
energies away from throwing bricks, or snarling at Santa Claus. The
more you knead, mash, squeeze and beat the bejunior out of the dough,
the better you feel and the better the cookies taste. Moreover, the
recipe is easy to cut down. (As is, makes 15 dozen.)
Put all this in a huge bowl and mash, knead, squeeze, (see above).
Then form it into small balls, midway between filbert size and
English walnut size, on an ungreased cookie sheet. Butter the bottom
of a small glass, dip it in granulated sugar and mash the balls flat.
Keep doing it. You need butter the glass bottom only once or twice,
but re-dip it in sugar for each ball. Then bake at 350 degrees F for
10 to 12 minutes. I found you need to let them sit just a bit before
taking up from the cookie sheet. We also cooked them for the 12
minutes. You need some space between them if you make them any bigger
cause they tend to spread out.
